axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 16, 2016 3:26:28 GMT
This is a game that I've seen tossed around a few forums, and I thought I'd spread the virus.
The rules are simple! The first player says something to the effect of, "Mom, there's a monster in my closet!", replacing monster with whatever you weirdo's minds can come up with.
The second player responds in a suitable and/or memeish fashion, as a good parental unit would, before discovering the skeletons/other crap in their own closets.
I'm bad at summaries.
I'll start us off! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mom, there's a closet in my closet!
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 16, 2016 3:33:28 GMT
OH SHIT! Everyone get in the car!
Mom, Willem Dafoe is in my closet!
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 16, 2016 3:38:02 GMT
Dafuq?
Mom, there's an obscene amount of rubber ducks in my closet!!
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 16, 2016 3:41:12 GMT
Dafuq?
Mom, there are clothes in my closet!
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 16, 2016 3:45:46 GMT
What??? Everyone knows you should keep your clothes on the ceiling fan!!
Bro, there's a smuppet trap in my closet!!!
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Post by Con Air on Dec 16, 2016 4:02:21 GMT
For the last time, you are not in the Strider apartment. Mom! There's a closet in my monster!
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Post by sillyConformist on Dec 16, 2016 4:07:44 GMT
Everyone knows that closets don't exist, silly. Just go to sleep.
Mom! There's a unicorn in my closet!
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 16, 2016 4:09:31 GMT
Only one...?
Mom, there's a raw spaghetti in my closet!
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Post by Con Air on Dec 16, 2016 4:17:47 GMT
That's not a closet, that's an oven! Monster! There's a closet in my mom!
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 16, 2016 4:46:41 GMT
-merp-
Closet!!! There's a monster in my mom?!?
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Dec 16, 2016 6:48:46 GMT
-opens and closes in a not mad, just disappointed way-
Dad, mom's in the closet!
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 16, 2016 7:41:26 GMT
You don't have to remind me.
Mom, there's nothing in the closet!
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 16, 2016 16:05:53 GMT
Nothing? You mean NothingIsMerry75?! OH NO! HE'S THE SCARIEST GUY IN THE WORLD!
Mom, there's Yung Venuz in the closet!
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Dec 16, 2016 18:54:56 GMT
Kill it with fire. Mom, your great-great-great-great-great granddaughter is in the closet!
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 16, 2016 19:09:47 GMT
That's not a closet, dear, that's a police box.
Mom, my pet monster won't come out of the closet!
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 16, 2016 20:39:49 GMT
Bribe it with money!
Mom, there's a Dad in my closet!
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EffinCoy
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Die.
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Post by EffinCoy on Dec 16, 2016 22:15:26 GMT
(Fukfukfuk) leave him there, don't worry about it!
Mom! There's my clone in the closet!
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 16, 2016 22:23:47 GMT
I told you to stop locking your twin in there!!!
Mom, there's a squiddle in my closet!
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venchi
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Post by venchi on Dec 17, 2016 7:19:55 GMT
I know that is your birthday gift.
Mom, a monster has eaten my closet
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Post by RedeadITA on Dec 17, 2016 18:28:15 GMT
TELL THE MONSTER THAT NOW HE HAS TO PAY FOR THE CLOSET
bro, i have a creature that wants to talk about justice in my closet
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 17, 2016 19:38:40 GMT
Terezi, get out of there.
Mom, there's a narnia in my closet!
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Post by TrickleJest on Dec 17, 2016 19:55:33 GMT
Oh, really? Well tell Aslan that I'm NOT paying for child support!
Mom's, there's a ninja turtle in my closet!
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Dec 17, 2016 21:03:16 GMT
Just bring it some pizza.
Monster, mom ate my closet!
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 17, 2016 21:14:02 GMT
Get the spray bottle. Bad mom.
Dad, there's shaving cream in my closet!
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NothingIsOkay75
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Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Dec 17, 2016 21:16:33 GMT
*Stern look of fatherly approval*
Mom, I'm in the closet!
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