Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Dec 30, 2016 17:31:24 GMT
There are worse places for aliens to grab onto you, kiddo.
Dad, there's a ton of shaving cream in the bathroom cabinet!
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Post by SinkingSailor on Dec 30, 2016 19:08:38 GMT
Those are mine.
Mom, Theres an Isaac in my closet!
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
Posts: 283
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by venchi on Dec 30, 2016 19:51:51 GMT
Just bind it with something.;]
Mom, there are angels singing in my closet
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Dec 30, 2016 21:04:13 GMT
Leave it open, I want to listen.
Mom, there are way too many closets in my room, I can barely even move in here.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Dec 31, 2016 20:13:02 GMT
Closets go in walls, you can move just fine.
Dad, my dad is dad my dad!
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Post by RedeadITA on Dec 31, 2016 21:14:58 GMT
SON DO SON WITH SON, SON
LUS11, NOW TH3 4L13N 1S 4SK1NG FOR 4 DU3L
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Post by Con Air on Dec 31, 2016 21:23:18 GMT
What was in your cereal? Mom! There's a Betty de Famme from Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright Spirit of Justice in my closet!
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Post by Alchemized Duckwhopper on Jan 1, 2017 9:50:57 GMT
Stop pretending your waifu is real.
Mom! There's a comment in your closet!
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 1, 2017 20:39:18 GMT
Yeah, I left it there.
Mom, I'm in my closet!
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 1, 2017 21:12:35 GMT
So are your dad and I, get out!
Dad, there's an "I'M PROUD OF YOU" note in my closet!
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 2, 2017 3:32:17 GMT
Funny, you'd think it'd be outside the closet...
Bro, there's some SICK BEATS in my closet!
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 2, 2017 12:21:05 GMT
I've told you, there's nothing like that in there, just drop it.
Mom, my room is in my closet!
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Post by Con Air on Jan 2, 2017 15:41:58 GMT
IT'S A PARADOX Mom, BItty DeCypher is in my closet! (from the alchemised world thread)
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 3, 2017 11:34:22 GMT
Only because they haven't existed long enough to come out yet.
Mom, there's a forum thread in my closet!
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Post by RedeadITA on Jan 3, 2017 12:01:32 GMT
ITS THERE BECAUSE YOU BOOK MARKED IT
LUS11, 1 D3F34T3D TH3 4L13N 1N TH3 DU3L 4ND NOW H3 S4YS TH4T 1M COOL
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Post by Con Air on Jan 3, 2017 23:17:34 GMT
There is no such thing as aliens. You've been reading too much Homestuck.
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Post by Con Air on Jan 3, 2017 23:18:06 GMT
Mom, nothing is in my closet!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 4, 2017 19:09:53 GMT
Don't open it! If the seal is broken the nothingness will escape!
Mom, there's Narnia in my closet!
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 4, 2017 20:03:15 GMT
It's a closet, honey, not a Wardrobe. Mom, there's a jazz mix in my closet!
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Post by Con Air on Jan 5, 2017 3:59:19 GMT
Beatbox to it. Mom! There's a narnia in my closet!
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 6, 2017 1:35:15 GMT
But that joke's been used already!
Mom, there's not a Narnia in my closet!
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Post by RedeadITA on Jan 6, 2017 10:06:09 GMT
SON ITS PROBABLY 60'S SPIDERMAN IN THAT CASE JUST POINT HIM THE EXIT
LUS11, TH3 4L13N FR13ND NOW US3S MY SC4L3M4T3S 4S "P1LLOWS" TO SL33P CLOS3 TO M3
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Post by Con Air on Jan 6, 2017 14:58:07 GMT
Stop it, this jokes been done to death. Mom, there's a mom in my mom!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 6, 2017 16:23:37 GMT
Honey, I'm just pregnant, and your friend's mom is on a business trip; this is not a case of vore.
Mom! My closet is possessed by a monster!
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jan 6, 2017 19:58:33 GMT
Tell him to get out of it.
m0M TH3R3'S 4 gL1tCH 1N mY Cl023T
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