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Post by Con Air on Jan 28, 2017 15:59:42 GMT
Playtime's over. Mom! Why are you in the closet.
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 30, 2017 1:24:54 GMT
just loading so- WHAT'S THIS?! MY GOODNESS! mom, there's an internet troll in my closet!
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 1, 2017 2:36:05 GMT
Send it back to 2007.
Mom, there's a .jpeg 80s Time Machine in my closet.
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Post by hypnagogicApparition on Feb 3, 2017 19:02:15 GMT
Just call the doc, he should know what to do.
MOOOM, there's 104 days of summer vacation in my closet!
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 3, 2017 19:11:04 GMT
Stop watching Phineas and Ferb.
Mom, there's a Basement Cat cultist in my closet!
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Post by hypnagogicApparition on Feb 3, 2017 19:18:31 GMT
Stop watching Phineas and Ferb. Mom, there's a Basement Cat cultist in my closet! Just ignore it, sweetie. ((I JUST GOOGLED IT IM SORRY. wait, i thought it was a bad thing , but now im just confused hnnngh. i feel like a nuisance now.)) Dad, this a purely hypothetical question but: what should i do if i open my closet and find a fairy offering me three wishes?
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Feb 3, 2017 21:21:30 GMT
*Gruff Voice* Three wishes? Money, hookers, and booze. Now leave me alone!
Mother dearist, there seems to be some sort of grotesque being in my armoire.
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 3, 2017 22:29:02 GMT
(i don't know how to respond so have a NES!Shadowgate-esque death) YOU TRY TO CALL YOUR CARING PARENTAL UNIT, BUT IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE!!! THE ABOMINATION DEVOURS YOU WHOLE!!! *IT'S A SAD THING THAT YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE ENDED HERE!!!*
Underlings, there's a protagonist in my fortress of doom.
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Post by hypnagogicApparition on Feb 3, 2017 23:05:06 GMT
NYEHEHE!! Don't worry, we underlings can handle anything (so long as the protagonist made no friends along the way), your Doominess.
Mom, why is Mr. Starchman in my closet?
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 4, 2017 9:55:40 GMT
"Maybe you're gonna get some gold stars?"
Mom, there's a pen pineapple apple pen in my closet!
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Post by hypnagogicApparition on Feb 4, 2017 18:21:50 GMT
A what-what-what now?
Dad, there's a bundle of joy in my closet. It's horrifying.
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Post by The One Guy on Feb 6, 2017 15:50:04 GMT
Well I've got to keep it somewhere or else it will get loose. Just cover it with a blanket or something so you can't see it.
lusus there's a pile of wwands in my closet
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 6, 2017 17:22:27 GMT
Don't sleep on them son.
Mom there's Senator Armstrong in my closet!
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Post by twinfuckyou on May 7, 2017 6:52:48 GMT
I'll call Raiden right now, honey Mom! there's a return to the forum in my closet!
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Post by Con Air on May 8, 2017 1:48:03 GMT
Internet concepts aren't real! Butler! There's a wrong forum thread in my closet!
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 8, 2017 14:45:50 GMT
I'm sorry sir, but internet concepts such as forum threads do not exist on the physical plane.
Mom, there's a butler in my closet!
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 10, 2017 16:03:19 GMT
CURRENT momDearest [CMD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CMD: Don't worry, dear. CMD: I knew you had a big closet so I decided to have our butler live in there. CMD: A butler that I bought without you knowing of course. CURRENT theoneGuy [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: Damn
CCG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board IMPORTANT FUCKING QUESTION. CCG: EVERY SINGLE HUMAN THAT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, WHY THE FUCK IS TEREZI HIDING IN *MY* CLOSET?! CCG: OUT OF EVERY PLACE EXISTING, WHY THE FUCK IN *MINE*?!
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Post by The One Guy on May 10, 2017 17:39:00 GMT
There are many Terezis from doomed timelines out and about, so it's not as unlikely as you think that one of them would choose yours.
Mom! There's a monster stalking us! Quick, we need to hide in the closet!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 11, 2017 5:17:12 GMT
Mom Dearest Dear, that's merely our dog. No need to panic. Wait... when did our dog have 3 heads and 3 tails? Strange... The One Guy Damn Dearest Mom Dear, why are you in the closet?
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Post by RedeadITA on May 11, 2017 18:28:58 GMT
WAIT I THOUGH IT WAS THE WOOD WC.
MAH, WHY THE FRICK IS MY CLOSET MADE OF MONSTER SKIN?
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 11, 2017 18:39:30 GMT
I made it back in my monster hunting days, dear; I wasn't sure what to do with the skin so I made it into a novelty closet.
Mom! The closet's singing opera music again!
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Post by Con Air on May 11, 2017 21:31:16 GMT
I decided to hide the gramophone in the closet. Happy? Mom! Why did you hide the gramophone in the closet?
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 12, 2017 0:45:07 GMT
Because your grandmother lives in there.
Maman, pourquoi est-ce que je suis vide dans mon placard?
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Post by twinfuckyou on May 12, 2017 3:23:06 GMT
Son, you and i both know, watashi wa furansu-go hanashimasen. now would you stop being so ridiculous? Mom, there's a 4chan thread in my closet!
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Post by The One Guy on May 12, 2017 15:00:07 GMT
Oh no! What's 4chan? Is it a type of drug? Son, have you been doing drugs?!
Mom, my closet just disappeared!
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