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Post by cealvan on May 12, 2017 18:47:21 GMT
What closet?
Mom, a closet just randomly appeared in my room!!
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 12, 2017 20:13:02 GMT
What do you mean a "pumpkin" appeared in your room?
Mom, my hot mixtape set fire to my closet!
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Post by The One Guy on May 12, 2017 20:39:26 GMT
Let me just bring the temperature down with some cool jazz.
Mom, the closet monster just ate my homework!
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Post by telaxius on May 12, 2017 23:17:56 GMT
Yeah, I haven't heard that one before. Stop trying to get out of doing your homework.
Butler, do you happen to know why we're in the wrong thread? It's getting quite cramped in this closet.
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Post by leafedup on May 13, 2017 1:17:04 GMT
Sir, it is because your closet has 3 physical dimensions instead of 7
Mom, there is a quasar in my closet!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 13, 2017 10:26:36 GMT
CURRENT dearestMother [CDM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CDM: Try going into the quaser, I was told it was good for your skin. CURRENT fatherlyFigure [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CFF: Listen to your mother, dear. CURRENT leafedUp [CLU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CLU: Really, ma? CDM: Yes dear, when have I ever lied to you? CLU: Alright! I'm jumping in! -- CURRENT leafedUp [CLU] jumped into the Quaser -- CDM: Is he gone? CFF: Yes he is. CDM: Dear you know what this means? CFF: We can have all the time in the world without worrying about him. FUTURE leafedUp [FLU] 24:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. FLU: I'm back, ma! FLU: Took me a full day but I am back! CDM: ... CFF: ... CDM: Should we kill him? CFF: Yes.
CDS RIGHT NOW opened memo on board WHATS IN MY CLOSET. CDS: Hey everyone! Why is my future self in the closet? FUTURE dearestSon [FDS] 24:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. FDS: Yeah, does anyone have ideas why? CDS: Your cool btw. FDS: Thanks!
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Post by leafedup on May 13, 2017 13:25:47 GMT
That is because the quasar was also a worm hole which are two black holes entangled.
Mom, there is pineapple in my pizza!
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Post by RedeadITA on May 13, 2017 16:04:13 GMT
QUICK SON RUN OUTSIDE FROM IT, IT WILL TURN INTO A BIG SPIDER IF YOU DONT HES GONNA BE SO BIG WE MIGHT BURN THE HOUSE
Ma why is there a Road Roller in my room
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Post by The One Guy on May 15, 2017 17:39:11 GMT
It seems the council wishes to demolish our house to build a bypass; come out here and protest with me. I swear, these guys would destroy the whole planet if it meant getting their bypass built...
Mom, why are there clothes in my closet?
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Post by leafedup on May 15, 2017 18:01:54 GMT
Because we are nudists so we keep them safe there
Mom, there is modern art in my closet!
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Post by cealvan on May 15, 2017 19:27:57 GMT
you call that art!?! back in my day, if you wanted something to actual be art, it had to actually look like something. but now all they have to do i s paint a canvis entirely red, and it's art. I don't know how anyone thinks...
mom? why is there a secret lab hiding under my closet?
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Post by The One Guy on May 15, 2017 19:35:39 GMT
Ah, that's where I left that thing! Sorry dear, I've been so forgetful lately; I had it moved from under the rug in the living room in case it was accidently discovered when we had that party, but I just could not remember where I put it. Don't worry, I'll have it back where it belongs in a second.
Mom? Mom mom mom mom mom closet mom!
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Post by cealvan on May 15, 2017 19:41:36 GMT
*gets up and chases you around the circle trying to catch you before you get back to where i was sitting in a duck duck goose spinoff.
mom, why is the entire homestuck cast in my closet?
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 16, 2017 7:21:53 GMT
CURRENT dearestMother [CDM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CDM: I've heard you loved Homestuck, Dear. CDM: So I decided to go to a journey yesterday to kidnap every single one of them for you, dear. CURRENT cealVan [CCV] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCV: Thanks mah! CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCG: JOHN, GET YOUR FUCKING FACE AWAY FROM MY FUCKING FROND! CURRENT ectoBiologist [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CEB: i can't! we're in a very tight spot, if i say so myself. CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: you could say that he isn't pulling your leg CURRENT theInsufferable [CTI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTI: Dave, as much as that j9ke seemed funny, you sh9uld have put a trigger warning 6efore that. CTI: That single statement included triggers like p9ssible 6ad j9kes, tr9ll j9kes, un9riginal j9kes... CURRENT queenChaching [CQC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CQC: S)(UT UP VANTAS! CURRENT undyingUmbrage [Cuu] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. Cuu: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR A LORD LIKE ME, I DEMAND YOU TO LET US OUT YOUR CLOTHES KEEPER RIGHT NOW!
CDS RIGHT NOW opened memo on board WHATS IN MY CLOSET. CDS: Guys, Why is there a Pile of instruments in my Closet?
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Post by RedeadITA on May 16, 2017 14:02:12 GMT
BECAUSE WE ARE TRYING TO MURDER SHIIVAGUNNA WITH MUSIC
Mom why is there angry people sounding instrument in the middle of the day?
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Post by The One Guy on May 16, 2017 14:59:42 GMT
Because they want your closet, dear. Don't worry, we won't let them have it.
Hey Mom, wanna come to Narnia with me? Aslan said he wanted to meet you.
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Post by cealvan on May 16, 2017 17:27:50 GMT
that's nice dear, but mom's got to make dinner, go run along now.
Hey mom, why is Narnia not in my closet?
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Post by foodman on May 18, 2017 13:04:58 GMT
They went on strike. Mom, why is there a portal connected too the bottom of the atlantic ocean in my closet?
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 18, 2017 13:09:14 GMT
I don't know, I think I accidently bought the closet on the "Portal to X" shop. Well that just be me cause it is very similar to a Closet Shop. I've seen the Portal to Narnia Closet and the Portal to Mariana Trench Desk, so it's very easy to mistake the shop from a Closet Shop, dear.
Mom, my pants aren't in the closet.
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Post by The One Guy on May 18, 2017 14:03:48 GMT
That's because they fell through the portal, dear.
Mom, why is my closet branded Aperture Science?
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Post by foodman on May 18, 2017 15:01:15 GMT
I abducted a game developer last week, he made himself at home. Mom, there is a hoard of zombie unicorn centaurs in my closet!
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Post by leafedup on May 18, 2017 19:19:26 GMT
Ask your friend Equius, I'm sure he will love them
Mom, there is are all the JoJos in my closet!
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Post by ya boy on May 30, 2017 22:56:04 GMT
We have bigger problems on our hands, Mom! There's a- =To be continued==>
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Post by cealvan on May 30, 2017 23:04:19 GMT
next time on mom there's a. mom looks in the closet, but will she find anything there? how will she respond? what if she is the mosnster? find out next time on Mom there's a.
mom, there's a tv series about this thread in my closet
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 31, 2017 13:16:06 GMT
Good heavens dear, stay away from that, you might become a Pile of Instruments! Well... You are. But you get the picture!
Mommmmmmiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!! My closet is filled with creative, ideas for this thread! What should I do!
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