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Post by cealvan on May 31, 2017 20:14:10 GMT
Use them, use them all use them like there is no tomorrow.
Mom, there's a closet in my closet in my closet in my closet in my....................
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Post by The One Guy on May 31, 2017 20:39:25 GMT
Oh dear, the Honeybee Professor is going to be mad...
Mom! My closet's full of bees!
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 1, 2017 4:22:28 GMT
OH MY GOD, NOT THE BEES!
Mom, stop screaming, they are just plush toys. But please tell me why do we have them?
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Post by venchi on Jun 2, 2017 16:08:19 GMT
Nic Cage repellent of course.
Mom, the monster in my closet is missing!
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Post by cealvan on Jun 5, 2017 0:10:29 GMT
stay close to me, we can't trust anything anymore
mom, how do i know that you aren't the monster we kept in my closet?
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 5, 2017 15:40:10 GMT
"Mom": Rooar! Rar gurr rargle rarrr! cealvan: Oh yeah, that makes sense; I guess you are really my mom. Sorry for doubting you.
Mom, why is my closet full of blood?
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Post by exec on Jun 9, 2017 13:36:42 GMT
Sorry, I was making ritualistic sacrifices in there! Someone has to make sure the world doesn't end!
Mom, why don't I have a closet?
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 9, 2017 15:52:09 GMT
Because you don't have clothes dear; we're nudists.
Mom, uh, what is that? That does not look like a closet.
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Post by exec on Jun 9, 2017 17:36:18 GMT
That's a dresser Dear, the room didn't come with a closet.
Mom, could You please let Me out of the closet?
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Post by cealvan on Jun 9, 2017 23:03:40 GMT
no, you are grounded, young man, you are not coming out till you are grown.
Mom, I sware that i didn't take your closet, please let me out
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 9, 2017 23:15:50 GMT
No, you are indeed grounded, young man. Evidences from Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast's suggested that you did and that no ghost activity have taken my closet and the only one who can possibly do it is you.
But mooom! You know that they aren't legit ghost busters! And ghosts are real! They can shapeshift, I swear!
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darkDelphinus
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Post by darkDelphinus on Sept 30, 2017 22:35:47 GMT
"Do you wan't your talking privaleges taken away too?"
Mom, there's a mobster in my closet!
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 2, 2017 15:19:25 GMT
That's just Steve, he came over and asked if we could help him hide from the cops for a while.
Mom, why are you in the closet?
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exec
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Post by exec on Oct 3, 2017 22:08:57 GMT
Because it's the safest place to hide from Dad dear! Now, come in here quick!
Mom, why is there a pile of mailboxes in my closet?
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 4, 2017 15:18:53 GMT
Oh? Is that not where mailboxes are supposed to go? What now, are you gonna tell me that clothes don't go on posts in front of people's houses or something?
Mom, why?
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Post by Con Air on Oct 5, 2017 1:17:41 GMT
Well, because
Mom! There's a Cuphead in my closet!
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NothingIsOkay75
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Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 5, 2017 1:58:57 GMT
Let me just get through this tutorial first, I can't get over this tall block...
Mom! There's a wizard in my closet!
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exec
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Post by exec on Oct 5, 2017 8:38:33 GMT
That's just a homeless man, honey, go back to sleep.
Mom, why aren't you in the closet?
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 5, 2017 17:16:55 GMT
Considering I'm married to your other mom, it'd be pretty hard to hide that I'm a lesbian.
Mom, I found this monster in my closet. Can I keep it? Please?
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darkDelphinus
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Post by darkDelphinus on Oct 18, 2017 0:36:34 GMT
It's already our pet, dear. I put it in there because I don't have a room for it.
Mom?
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 18, 2017 17:47:02 GMT
Yes, my child?
Mom, there's a monster mash is my closet!
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Post by venchi on Oct 29, 2017 20:46:53 GMT
Just ask them to be quiet.
Mom, the monster in my closet died.
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 30, 2017 15:39:36 GMT
Oh, that's so sad. Let me get an expensive mausoleum constructed in the backyard for the funeral.
Mom, why are trick-or-treaters coming in through the closet?
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Post by venchi on Mar 10, 2018 8:46:24 GMT
I keep telling you. The frontdoor leads outside not to your closet, that is the one in your room.
Mom, there is something in my closet that looks a giant blue beetle
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Post by exec on Mar 11, 2018 3:07:17 GMT
Oh man, it's a heracross! Quick dear, catch it before it gets away!
Mom, why is the closet fourth dimensional?
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