The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Mar 12, 2018 18:53:51 GMT
It helps provide storage space, dear.
Hey Mom! We need to hide in the closet so that monster doesn't find us!
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Post by cealvan on Mar 12, 2018 22:31:56 GMT
SHHH be quiet,,, I'm already in hear, and if you yell like that again, he will hear you.
Mother, I request a status report on the closet.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Mar 13, 2018 15:42:50 GMT
Let's see: Door hinges in poor condition due to excessive force in opening and closing Slight strain on the shelves and minor bowing. Disturbed varnish in several places, some containing what seem to be claw marks. Dirt tracked in various places in strange paw prints. Clothing seems disturbed primarily in one area where it has been piled into some sort of nest. Hideous monster resting in said pile of clothes. Seems to be the markings of some sort of currently closed portal (Narnia? Some sort of eldrich land? Alen planet?) Large amount of dust in undisturbed areas. Was there anything else you needed checked, dear?
Princess, what is a frog doing in the closet?
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Post by Con Air on Jun 3, 2018 2:47:02 GMT
Oh honhonhonhonhonhonhon, they're for the frog legs.
There's a forum thread called "Mom, There's a Monster in My Closet!" in my closet!
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 4, 2018 15:38:34 GMT
Well then post in it dear, we wouldn't want it to become a dead thread!
Mom, why is my closet full of monster plushies?
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jun 8, 2018 4:06:43 GMT
Because you're a furry, dear.
Mom, there's a dead meme in my closet!
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 8, 2018 14:17:11 GMT
Nonsence, memes never truely die!
Mom... The closet... It's alive!
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Post by venchi on Jun 9, 2018 7:57:50 GMT
Of course it's dear, why would we use a dead closet?
Mom, my closet is digesting my clothes.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 11, 2018 14:51:35 GMT
Don't worry dear, it's been trained only to digest the clothes with a lot of wear and tear on them. Anything in good condition should still be fine.
Closet, my mom's a monster!
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Post by cealvan on Jun 12, 2018 17:05:03 GMT
*makes closet noises
"Mom!!!"*runs out of room panting, "closet....monster....teeth" *gets drug back into room
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 12, 2018 19:10:11 GMT
It doesn't have that many teeth, dear, quit whining about it.
Mom, where'd the closet go?
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Post by dancinglamb on Jun 19, 2018 2:56:15 GMT
Honey we don't have a house remember?
Mom there's an Undertale fan in my closet!
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Post by cealvan on Jun 26, 2018 13:28:37 GMT
yes, i got it in the mail, along with a bunch of other Undertale merch and...oh... wait... what is that person who seems to like Undertale as much as me doing in there as well?
MOM EVER SINCE TALKING TO THAT WICH IN MY CLOSET, I CANT STOP YELLING
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 2, 2018 15:49:32 GMT
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU SOUND PERFECTLY NORMAL TO ME.
Mom, my closet keeps blinking in and out of existance.
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