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Post by Pulsar on Dec 30, 2016 12:41:57 GMT
>Build yourself a little sand castle using your spit as a wet medium.
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 30, 2016 15:46:50 GMT
>Use a hat to collect apple juice from the apple
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UNREALITY
Dec 30, 2016 16:52:28 GMT
via mobile
Post by Random Encounter on Dec 30, 2016 16:52:28 GMT
>flirt with disembodied voice
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Post by L on Dec 30, 2016 19:54:26 GMT
> Flirt with disembodied voice
She doesn't take it very well.
>Use a hat to collect apple juice from the apple
You're pretty sure that this is a terrible idea.
::>
You now have a WET HAT. This is incredibly useless.
>We should put our inventory into the box, if it is hollow. If it's not hollow, we should move it, and see if anything is on the floor under it.
It sounds hollow, but you can't find a way to open it. Touching it feels very strange.
::>
Moving the box reveals nothing significant.
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UNREALITY
Dec 30, 2016 19:56:23 GMT
via mobile
Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 30, 2016 19:56:23 GMT
> Smash open the box with the (golf) wedge.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Dec 30, 2016 20:01:09 GMT
> Take off Hat to reveal another hat underneath. Then take off that hat to see another hat. Continue doing this, and keep throwing infinite hats into the void.
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UNREALITY
Dec 30, 2016 20:39:32 GMT
via mobile
Post by Random Encounter on Dec 30, 2016 20:39:32 GMT
>Curl up on the box in the fetal position and think about how much business you're missing out on being stuck here
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Post by L on Dec 30, 2016 23:49:05 GMT
> Smash open the box with the (golf) wedge.
The club bends under the intense beating. The box, infuriatingly unaffected, seems to be mocking you at this point. You must know what is inside.
> Take off Hat to reveal another hat underneath. Then take off that hat to see another hat. Continue doing this, and keep throwing infinite hats into the void.
After throwing around 50 hats, you give up. There's just no way that this could ever be useful. >Curl up on the box in the fetal position and think about how much business you're missing out on being stuck here
Meanwhile, in a far less unusual locale...
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You are now one of the top HUNTERS of the PARANORMAL BEASTS that plague this city. You have just been alerted to a situation at the BOCORP BUILDING: something about a certain UNFORTUNATE BUSINESSMAN disappearing through a door. With your years of experience, you managed to narrow it down to a few potential culprits: a door ghost, a door demon, or perhaps a door vampire.
What do you do?
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Dec 31, 2016 0:30:04 GMT
> Yell at the sky to give you wishes.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 31, 2016 0:39:48 GMT
> UB: In a fit of rage, toss the box out of your room.
> Paranormal Hunter: Look out of your window.
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Post by Curris on Dec 31, 2016 1:15:05 GMT
Acquire DOOR GHOST SEALING SIGILS, DOOR DEMON HOLY WATER, and DOOR VAMPIRE GARLIC & DOOR VAMPIRE WOODEN STAKE. May as well prep for everything. You're the expert after all.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Dec 31, 2016 1:33:09 GMT
> Throw Box at wall.
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Post by L on Dec 31, 2016 2:22:51 GMT
> UB: In a fit of rage, toss the box out of your room. You throw the box out the door. The strange physics of the void send it careening wildly through the air.
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The box unfolds into a platform slightly below the door. It's pointed at a weird angle, so you'd probably slip if you tried to jump on it.
> Paranormal Hunter: Look out of your window. The big one on the left is the BOCORP BUILDING.
>Acquire DOOR GHOST SEALING SIGILS, DOOR DEMON HOLY WATER, and DOOR VAMPIRE GARLIC & DOOR VAMPIRE WOODEN STAKE. May as well prep for everything. You're the expert after all.
You grab your gear and prepare for the hunt. Since you have a pretty good idea of what you'll be fighting, you crab DOOR-GHOST SEALING SIGILS, DOOR-DEMON HOLY WATER, DOOR-VAMPIRE STAKE AND GARLIC.
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You also grab your gun. Just in case.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 31, 2016 3:14:13 GMT
> UB: Jump onto the platform.
Who knows? Maybe Void Physics will make him stick the landing.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Dec 31, 2016 3:15:41 GMT
> Hunter: Yell into sky for wishes.
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Post by L on Dec 31, 2016 4:12:52 GMT
> UB: Jump onto the platform.
You successfully make the jump to the platform. Gravity seems to have shifted so that the new platform is down.
> Hunter: Yell into sky for wishes.
For some reason, you ask for wishes. You're not really sure who you thought was going to answer.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 31, 2016 4:53:05 GMT
> Hunter: Crash through the window in dramatic fashion.
> Hunter: Descend.
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Post by Curris on Dec 31, 2016 5:55:44 GMT
Business man --> See if the voice can hear you out here. Try "Swimming" to see if you can move the platform in the space void. Maybe jump back into the room.
Hunter --> Log onto computer and check email/web-comics.
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Post by L on Jan 1, 2017 23:04:54 GMT
> Log onto computer and check email/web-comics.
Oh hey, cool and new web comic updated. You're not really sure what's going on in the author's head, but it's entertaining.
> Hunter: Crash through the window in dramatic fashion.
> Hunter: Descend. ::>
Ok. Let's be honest here. You were never one of the top hunters. In fact, you're a complete amateur. Those door monsters that you packed for don't even exist. I thought that we might be able to ignore some of the details and make you seem cooler than you really are, and then you had to go do something stupid like that.
You find yourself in a white room with a large window looking into the void. After rushing in recklessly, you realize that the exit door is gone. Just outside, there is a platform with a man standing on it — probably the UNFORTUNATE BUSINESSMAN that you heard about earlier.
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Post by Curris on Jan 2, 2017 3:21:08 GMT
Good news! You found him! In record time. That makes you a very GOOD hunter! Do a victory dance!
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Post by sillyConformist on Jan 2, 2017 3:57:36 GMT
Hunter: Shoot the business man to make sure he is real.
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Post by L on Jan 2, 2017 5:48:10 GMT
>Good news! You found him! In record time. That makes you a very GOOD hunter! Hey! That's right, you did find him. That's something, right?
>Do a victory dance.
You pull off a pretty pathetic victory dance. You're not really the dancing type, but you are a bit excited.
>Hunter: Shoot the business man to make sure he is real.
You pull out your gun and aim directly for the businessman. ::>
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There is no way that this could have ended well.
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Post by Curris on Jan 2, 2017 6:21:51 GMT
Introduce yourself!
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Post by Poligrizolph on Jan 3, 2017 0:34:04 GMT
> UB: Jump into the new guy's room. Tell him to ask for things.
> PH: Ask for things?
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 3, 2017 3:07:53 GMT
Voice: Activate defense mode.
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