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Post by L on Jan 3, 2017 6:14:37 GMT
> Introduce yourself!
> UB: Jump into the new guy's room. Tell him to ask for things.
>Voice: Activate defense mode.
Your attempt to control the voice fails. You have no idea who this is!
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imglasses
Your shit is wrecked
Meet the Meme Team
Posts: 633
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by imglasses on Jan 3, 2017 6:37:31 GMT
> PH: Ask for three sand wedges
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UNREALITY
Jan 3, 2017 12:56:27 GMT
via mobile
Post by Poligrizolph on Jan 3, 2017 12:56:27 GMT
> PH: Uh. Okay. > PH: Ask for, like, a sandwich?
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 4, 2017 1:25:41 GMT
>Ask for a magical-sciencey door to escape back to your own reality
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Post by sillyConformist on Jan 4, 2017 1:51:08 GMT
PH: Ask for an enormous and magnificent bust of Ben Stiller.
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Post by L on Jan 4, 2017 7:42:29 GMT
> PH: Ask for three sand wedges ::> ::>
You receive 6 (3 for PH and 3 for UB) IDENTICAL FRAMED STOCK IMAGES OF A SANDWICH. And you thought that the SAND WEDGE was useless!
>Ask for a magical-sciencey door to escape back to your own reality
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You make room for your next request by placing the framed STOCK IMAGES in your respective INVENTORIES.
>PH: Ask for an enormous and magnificent bust of Ben Stiller.
The system ponders over your humorous, referential request for a moment.
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What is this? A bust for ants?
(A second bust is added directly to UB's inventory)
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Post by Curris on Jan 4, 2017 13:02:43 GMT
UB -> Add PH to your inventory. PH -> Add self to inventory.
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Post by L on Jan 5, 2017 5:13:37 GMT
>PH: Add self to inventory
You would, but you're technically already in your inventory. > UB: Add PH to your inventory.
You can't add an item that's already in another inventory!
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woodlandbaton94
Pesky Urchin
I'll try to be consistent
Posts: 64
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by woodlandbaton94 on Jan 5, 2017 5:18:42 GMT
>PH: Climb into the slot with the gun and wield it
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Post by L on Jan 5, 2017 5:50:36 GMT
>PH: Climb into the slot with the gun and wield it Your attempt to enter the PISTOL's inventory slot fails. You move to the PISTOL's slot, and the STOCK IMAGE and PISTOL move to the right.
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Meanwhile, the STOCK IMAGES are moved to the first slot of the inventory. As you no longer occupy the first slot, they are dumped onto the floor.
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UNREALITY
Jan 5, 2017 21:27:47 GMT
via mobile
Post by Random Encounter on Jan 5, 2017 21:27:47 GMT
>Destroy unreality with sarcasm
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UNREALITY
Jan 5, 2017 23:59:48 GMT
via mobile
Post by Poligrizolph on Jan 5, 2017 23:59:48 GMT
> PH: Ask for a jart.
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Post by L on Jan 6, 2017 3:42:53 GMT
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You move back to the first slot of the INVENTORY, putting you back in the room.
> PH: Ask for a jart.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Jan 6, 2017 3:51:42 GMT
> PH: Pick up the jart. > PH+UB: Jump onto the platform. > PH: Swap your inventory slot for that of the jart. > UB: Throw the jart at the nearest building.
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wheals
Mr. Snoozyprince Mcsleepypants
Posts: 170
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Post by wheals on Jan 6, 2017 14:37:34 GMT
> PH: throw the bust at the window to shatter it
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Post by L on Jan 7, 2017 8:52:20 GMT
> PH: Pick up the jart.
The jart is placed in your inventory.
> PH: throw the bust at the window to shatter it
There was no glass. You just wasted a perfectly good BEN STILLER BUST. Stiller's soulless effigy stares longingly toward the heavens as it drifts slowly into the void. Good night, sweet prince.
> PH+UB: Jump onto the platform.
> PH: Swap your inventory slot for that of the jart.
> UB: Throw the jart at the nearest building.
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You are beginning to realize that this was a terrible idea.
::> Unless somebody opens that door soon, you might have just killed a man. And he still had 2 requests left!
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Post by Poligrizolph on Jan 7, 2017 12:40:27 GMT
I...I kinda meant, "on top of" the building. Guess I can't go back now.
> UB: Try to move your platform.
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Post by Curris on Jan 7, 2017 14:21:55 GMT
PH --> Activate Door Demon Sealing sigil. You're currently pseudo-stuck in a door at the moment.
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Post by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2017 23:05:23 GMT
Make a pathway of stock image sandwiches.
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 8, 2017 0:49:18 GMT
>Request Jetpack
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Post by Ask on Jan 8, 2017 2:37:13 GMT
Ask for bridge
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Post by L on Jan 9, 2017 3:53:26 GMT
> Activate Door Demon Sealing sigil. You're currently pseudo-stuck in a door at the moment. You can't interact with inventory items from inside of the inventory.
> UB: Make a pathway of stock image sandwiches.
If — by some miracle — the void physics work according to your plan, you would still need PH's stock images to cross the gap.
> UB: Try to move your platform.
Some words from earlier come to mind.
>Use SAND WEDGE as a SIMPLE TOOL to INCLINE your PLANE (of Existence)!
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UNREALITY
Jan 10, 2017 1:09:44 GMT
via mobile
Post by Poligrizolph on Jan 10, 2017 1:09:44 GMT
> PH: Swap back into your first slot.
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Post by L on Jan 10, 2017 3:27:50 GMT
> PH: Swap back into your first slot. Apparently the SAND WEDGE only inclined UB's plane.
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Post by Curris on Jan 10, 2017 4:28:06 GMT
Open the door, descend. (retrieve Jart)
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