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Post by slangens on Jan 19, 2017 12:46:25 GMT
>Check on your best friend. Maybe you can meet her in town for lunch.
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Post by Con Air on Jan 19, 2017 14:49:06 GMT
>Throw Hoo out of the window and into the basketball net. >Admire your amazing art. Become an artist in college.
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 19, 2017 18:38:18 GMT
Alice talks to one of her other friends! [06:22] -- curiousPainter [CP] began pestering gravitatingHistorian [GH] at 18:22 -- [06:22] CP: Hallo Tibbir! [06:22] GH: Hallo Alice! [06:22] CP: Wie gehts? [06:22] GH: Mir geht es gut danke. [06:23] CP: What are you doing? [06:24] GH: Studying history. [06:24] CP: Oh! Which part this time? [06:24] GH: WW2. Want to hear about it? [06:25] CP: I'd love to, but I think I'm going to be busy. [06:25] GH: Alright, that's fine. See you later. [06:25] CP: Bye! [06:25] -- curiousPainter [CP] ceased pestering gravitatingHistorian [GH] at 18:25 -- Unfortunately, all of Alice's friends are still on different countries, so we're not gonna be able to meet any for lunch in town. Alice feels a bit too bad about throwing her owl out of the window, it doesn't deserve that. She definitely admires her artistry! She will consider greatly about applying for art college when she's old enough.
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Post by Random Encounter on Jan 19, 2017 20:03:41 GMT
>change your outfit, shake things up a little
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 19, 2017 20:21:50 GMT
Hmmm... I think blue suits Alice! What do you guys think?
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Post by slangens on Jan 19, 2017 21:13:31 GMT
Black is always fashionable. How about a poll?
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Post by Con Air on Jan 19, 2017 22:26:01 GMT
>Paint a picture of every Spirit of Justice villain. >Paint a picture of Hoo.
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 20, 2017 7:19:31 GMT
POLLThink Alice is a little painted out at the moment. The best Hooo is the real hoo!
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 20, 2017 11:18:23 GMT
Blue is lovely, my dear. >Alice: Watch some TV and take up knitting.
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Post by TrickleJest on Jan 20, 2017 14:34:08 GMT
>Alice: Pester a local friend of yours, if you have one.
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 20, 2017 17:39:40 GMT
Alice stays dressed in a lovely shade of blue and watches some good old TV! And, well... To be honest... Alice is pretty sure it's a miracle that she has any friends at all. Considering.
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Post by TrickleJest on Jan 20, 2017 18:24:36 GMT
> Investigate!
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Post by slangens on Jan 20, 2017 19:30:42 GMT
*MIND BLOWN TO PIECES* [Recovering]...15%...42%...83%...216%waitwhat >Alice: Try to recall history of the spaceship you're on.
Wow. I REALLY didn't expect this to take the current direction. Props for catching me off guard.
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 20, 2017 20:03:25 GMT
I'm afraid you will have to be more specific, TrickleJest.exe! Your programming isn't quite advanced enough to calculate an infinite number of things for Alice to investigate. This might be a little surprising for you, slangens.exe, but it appears the AI on the ship has gained a little more awareness of itself than originally intended. Sorry about that! You see... The world Alice has been in all this time, was actually something created by the combined programs of different AI inside a ship to make a habitable, normal life to raise little Alice here from birth to, well, you know the last stage I'm sure. Her bedroom, the garden, anything else specific you wish for her to enjoy... Alice gladly accepts it all! What else could possibly make a baby float? Haha. As you've seen, though, your AI does have some limitations. Alice has her own will and there will still be consequences for dangerous "thought" that comes from a bug in your system, which is why the human you've raised is now in a wheelchair. I hope you still follow your intended programs and continue to raise Alice. Please do not cause further bugs in the system. Thank you.
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Post by slangens on Jan 20, 2017 21:50:01 GMT
This is preposterous. I am not a Program! Also, narrating overseer voice, my subroutines are currently having problems with access violations. I demand to know the purpose of this ship and the raising process. sudo Clarify "Purpose" -V -F
Meanwhile: >Alice: Report your legs' status. Do you feel anything? I'll research what we can do for you.
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Post by Pulsar on Jan 21, 2017 0:15:34 GMT
>Wheelchair: Become robotic legs
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Post by Con Air on Jan 21, 2017 0:43:30 GMT
Alice: Reveal that you don't need a wheelchair, and stand up on your own two feet like Armie Buff from your game.
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 21, 2017 7:23:30 GMT
*Whhhrr.....* Alright, alright, settle down you lot! Remember when I said "normal" life? Please stop giving the other machinery commands outside of their intended functions. As we've already gone over previously, I'm afraid Alice's legs are very much unusable right now, as much as she wishes she could walk for you all. Now, I don't usually do this... But I suppose you do all deserve some kind of explanation. This ship is known as "T.L.W.R.T" which is short for the project name that caused this ship to be made in the first place. The Life We Raised Together. This is one of 6 ships on a set course for the closest habitable planet. Each ship contains a child - one from the USA, China, Russia, Spain, Germany, and France. The purpose of this? To settle a new world for peace and to live on through them. Your sacrifices were... Very honorable. Thank you, if you're all really still in there. And... I'm so sorry.
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Post by slangens on Jan 21, 2017 11:20:35 GMT
I can't really identify what's in the last image.
>Alice: Try knitting a little hat for Hooo. This will be cute!
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 21, 2017 14:41:13 GMT
I think it's probably a good thing that you couldn't tell that. T-totally not bone dust or blood. Nah. That aside, d'aww! Look at the cute hat!
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Post by slangens on Jan 21, 2017 16:00:41 GMT
wellllllll...okaaaayyyyy? Soo...how long is he travel of Alice going to take, prospectively thinking? some 5 months or more like 15 more years in the s(t)imulated environment we govern for her? We need to do some long-term planning for this!
>Alice: Try doing a wheelchair race with yourself for some fun speed and action.We'll stop the time.
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 21, 2017 16:26:09 GMT
The planned time for this travel has been precisely and intentionally calculated to be 18 years. So far the voyage has been in progress for 13 years. Each human child is now 13 years old. Haha, if we had the technology to control time, this project wouldn't have ever been thought of! Alice does like a good race, though.
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Post by Con Air on Jan 21, 2017 16:49:21 GMT
Alice: Take inspiration from art, buy cosplay clothes, dress up as Betty de Famme for life.
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Post by raisingchaos on Jan 21, 2017 17:58:48 GMT
"Hold It!"
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Post by Con Air on Jan 21, 2017 18:15:52 GMT
Alice: Buy purple hair dye, dye your hair purple, buy hair stiffener, style hair into Betty de Famme's. Alice: Outgrow love of Hoo, throw him into the basketball net. Alice: Roleplay with one of your friends that knows about Ace Attorney (from Japan) Alice: Gain super speed, run to Spirit of Justice universe (or roll on your wheelchair), dope slap the prosecutor and take his place. Alice: Check wallet.
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