[06:22] -- curiousPainter [CP] began pestering gravitatingHistorian [GH] at 18:22 -- [06:22] CP: Hallo Tibbir! [06:22] GH: Hallo Alice! [06:22] CP: Wie gehts? [06:22] GH: Mir geht es gut danke. [06:23] CP: What are you doing? [06:24] GH: Studying history. [06:24] CP: Oh! Which part this time? [06:24] GH: WW2. Want to hear about it? [06:25] CP: I'd love to, but I think I'm going to be busy. [06:25] GH: Alright, that's fine. See you later. [06:25] CP: Bye! [06:25] -- curiousPainter [CP] ceased pestering gravitatingHistorian [GH] at 18:25 --
Unfortunately, all of Alice's friends are still on different countries, so we're not gonna be able to meet any for lunch in town.
Alice feels a bit too bad about throwing her owl out of the window, it doesn't deserve that.
She definitely admires her artistry! She will consider greatly about applying for art college when she's old enough.
I'm afraid you will have to be more specific, TrickleJest.exe! Your programming isn't quite advanced enough to calculate an infinite number of things for Alice to investigate.
This might be a little surprising for you, slangens.exe, but it appears the AI on the ship has gained a little more awareness of itself than originally intended. Sorry about that!
You see... The world Alice has been in all this time, was actually something created by the combined programs of different AI inside a ship to make a habitable, normal life to raise little Alice here from birth to, well, you know the last stage I'm sure.
Her bedroom, the garden, anything else specific you wish for her to enjoy... Alice gladly accepts it all! What else could possibly make a baby float? Haha.
As you've seen, though, your AI does have some limitations. Alice has her own will and there will still be consequences for dangerous "thought" that comes from a bug in your system, which is why the human you've raised is now in a wheelchair.
I hope you still follow your intended programs and continue to raise Alice. Please do not cause further bugs in the system. Thank you.
This is preposterous. I am not a Program! Also, narrating overseer voice, my subroutines are currently having problems with access violations. I demand to know the purpose of this ship and the raising process. sudo Clarify "Purpose" -V -F
Meanwhile: >Alice: Report your legs' status. Do you feel anything? I'll research what we can do for you.
Alright, alright, settle down you lot! Remember when I said "normal" life? Please stop giving the other machinery commands outside of their intended functions.
As we've already gone over previously, I'm afraid Alice's legs are very much unusable right now, as much as she wishes she could walk for you all.
Now, I don't usually do this... But I suppose you do all deserve some kind of explanation.
This ship is known as "T.L.W.R.T" which is short for the project name that caused this ship to be made in the first place. The Life We Raised Together. This is one of 6 ships on a set course for the closest habitable planet. Each ship contains a child - one from the USA, China, Russia, Spain, Germany, and France.
The purpose of this? To settle a new world for peace and to live on through them. Your sacrifices were... Very honorable. Thank you, if you're all really still in there.
wellllllll...okaaaayyyyy? Soo...how long is he travel of Alice going to take, prospectively thinking? some 5 months or more like 15 more years in the s(t)imulated environment we govern for her? We need to do some long-term planning for this!
>Alice: Try doing a wheelchair race with yourself for some fun speed and action.We'll stop the time.
Alice: Buy purple hair dye, dye your hair purple, buy hair stiffener, style hair into Betty de Famme's. Alice: Outgrow love of Hoo, throw him into the basketball net. Alice: Roleplay with one of your friends that knows about Ace Attorney (from Japan) Alice: Gain super speed, run to Spirit of Justice universe (or roll on your wheelchair), dope slap the prosecutor and take his place. Alice: Check wallet.