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Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 28, 2017 21:16:43 GMT
"WHERE IS THE FUCKING TROLL KIRBY. I WANT TO PLAY AS TROLL KIRBY GOD FUCKING DAMMIT." SAYS KARKAT. CORRECTION. HE SHOUTS ANGRILY.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 28, 2017 21:42:37 GMT
I decide to play Fox, BC why not?
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Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 28, 2017 21:50:28 GMT
"FUCK. LET'S BE TROLL ROY. I MEAN ROY??? WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT."
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton

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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jan 29, 2017 2:10:17 GMT
Luigi glanced over at the gray-skinned boy, or, er, troll. He seemed very short-tempered (and loud as well). His burst of sudden anger at being unable to find "troll" Kirby was scary to say the least, but it seems like he won't do any actual harm.
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 29, 2017 3:27:03 GMT
>LVL. 10 COMPADRE CALL-A-ROONEY
The tv shorts out...
Something is happening!
A LVL. 10 Horrifying Beast has been summoned!
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton

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Posts: 428
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jan 29, 2017 5:37:28 GMT
Luigi saw that the TV suddenly began glitching and shorting out. Was there a problem with the input?
Suddenly, a monster bursts out of the screen. "Awawawawa!" Luigi shouted with his signature wail, abruptly standing and jumping up ten inches in the air, quite literally. And the worst part was that he left his hammer at home, not accounting for such an occurrence as this one. He remembered that he had brought a Fire Flower, however. He scrambled through the pockets of his overalls, looking for the power-up.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 29, 2017 5:51:44 GMT
"! Hey! What is this?!"
I prepare to charge a kamehameha!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 29, 2017 6:02:39 GMT
I just look at the crazy nonsense going on over by the television. Would it be out of character to just sit here and not get involved? You decide to yell,
"HOLD ON! I'LL HELP YOU GUYS IN A MINUTE, I JUST NEED TO GRAB SOMETHING!"
You quickly run (Wheel?) in the other direction. Hopefully you'll improvise some crazy plan, or at least find something that could help them out.
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ktcds
Plucky Tot
 
Black Void Creator
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Post by ktcds on Jan 29, 2017 15:25:13 GMT
"I wanna kill everyone here." *Grabs a knife.*
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Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 29, 2017 15:53:59 GMT
OH FUCK. WE'RE GONNA DIE NOW AREN'T WE.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton

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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jan 29, 2017 21:00:08 GMT
Luigi eventually found the Fire Flower, and he swallowed the red and yellow bloom. His clothes changed color to match with the pyrokinectic powers, with his hat and shirt becoming white and his overalls a light green color.
He summoned small balls of fire in his gloved hands and chucked them in the direction of the monster.
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Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 29, 2017 21:03:44 GMT
I COWER IN THE CORNER.
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ktcds
Plucky Tot
 
Black Void Creator
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Post by ktcds on Jan 29, 2017 22:02:07 GMT
"I'm not a monster. I'm just a regular person who wants to kill everything he sees like that fireball that's coming extremely close to me oh mY GOD I'M ON FIRE!!!" Everything missed the actual monster. *Spins around and fireballs start flying everywhere." It's madness!
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 30, 2017 1:03:08 GMT
I fire my kamehameha at the monster!
"KAMEHAMEHA!!!"
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 30, 2017 1:13:20 GMT
"MY GOODNESS" say all three in unison. satan offers everyone some boost jews, while fitler comforts sailor un.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton

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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jan 30, 2017 1:29:08 GMT
Luigi had kept throwing spheres of fire at the beast, even though he somehow keeps missing. He doesn't understand, his aim was usually at least decent. Suddenly, a blue beam shot out right beside him, causing the green plumber to jump once again in surprise, this time leaping two feet into the air.
...High jumping power runs in the family.
He looked over to see a person on fire! Oh god, did he accidentally hit someone!? He ran over to the anonymous person, asking him, "Are you-a okay?! I'll put-a out the fire!" He looked around for anything to douse the flames.
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Post by bloonofsteel on Jan 30, 2017 14:50:43 GMT
I suddenly burst out of a Fenestrated Plane, which seems to have come out of nowhere.
"Hiiiiii everybodyyyyy~!"
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Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 30, 2017 17:37:38 GMT
"OH FUCK ITS THE LALONDE HUMAN- WHAT THE FUCK THAT ISN'T LALONDE."
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton

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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jan 30, 2017 18:28:58 GMT
Luigi soon found a green gardening hose near one of the houses. He would ask the owner's permission for its use, but this was too urgent to do so. He quickly turned on the water and blasted ktcds with the water to douse the flames.
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ktcds
Plucky Tot
 
Black Void Creator
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Post by ktcds on Jan 30, 2017 19:05:27 GMT
"I guess the green guy is all right." ktcds feels less EVIL now.
Path: MIXED (EVIL & NEUTRAL)
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Post by aquilus3 on Jan 30, 2017 22:25:02 GMT
I'm just a skull with a bat in it
"Bat hisses at people who pass by, skull wonders how this even happened in the first place"
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jan 31, 2017 12:02:04 GMT
The butters are melting, guys.
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Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 31, 2017 16:55:59 GMT
The butters are melting, guys. CAN I USE THE BUTTER ON THE TROLL DELICACY KNOWN AS POPCORN.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton

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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jan 31, 2017 23:49:43 GMT
Luigi sighed in relief. "Thank god you're-a okay!" Luigi directed his attention back to the monster. Well, his aim was a little off today. So no matter how much the idea terrifies the plumber, he'll have to get up close and jump on the beast to attack.
Just then, a red clad plumber pulled up to the driveway. It was an old racing kart, seemingly modified to carry another passenger by adding another seat. And the man was treated to quite a surprise, with the battle going on and the chaos. "What is-a going on here!?" The man in red, looking as if he was related to Luigi, literally jumped out of the kart.
(Get ready for the transition into my next avatar!)
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Post by SpottedBlades on Feb 1, 2017 9:36:38 GMT
The butters get slathered onto popcorn. Mhmmmm, buttery.
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