Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 25, 2017 20:17:21 GMT
Alright so the first one is dead
so basically you take the previous item, alchemize it with something else, and describe the resulting item. ad infinitum or until this one dies too. i guess I'll start.
(Subnautica CD || Cuboid Chunk of Vaseline Glass) && GameCube = Iontendo GameCrystal A acid-green crystal GameCube made of alien technology and equivalent battery power to a small nuclear explosion. Can run normal CDs and extraterrestrial games, besides also being part mint-condition GameCube.
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 26, 2017 1:34:59 GMT
Bunp
Start from the OP, please
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 26, 2017 3:32:45 GMT
Iontendo GameCrystal || (Google Glass && Magnum Business Laptop) = Business-Grade! īcon™ Nuclear-core Uranium mobileTech (īNut)
You create the īNut. This is an infinitely powerful mobile eye ware device, allowing for multi-universal connectivity and data storage. The uranium battery contains a miniature nuclear fission chamber, allowing for millennia of battery life.
(WARNING: may explode without warning at any point in time, causing a dimensional rift. Is prone to pancake poisoning. Do not use the īNut while taking [insert list of literally every drug here]. Extended periods of use may lead to insanity, the defabrication of your grey matter, and an uncontrollable craving for JohnKat porn.)
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 26, 2017 5:22:29 GMT
īNut||( Injector-boosted Nextronics NK-50M Exterminator && RPG-7) = Obliberating Multi-Missile Deity Banisher ModX.
A REALLY overpowered weapon that releases a huge barrage of homing purified getrektnium rockets at a target, instantly wiping it away from existence and non-existence infinity*infinity times per Planck time. The rockets can seek out their target anywhere, even through multiple Klein bottles worth of existence, and the rockets instantly warp to their target, transcending all spacetime and progression limits, to the point where their capabilities transcend even the weirdest of weird plot stuff. So powerful even emotionless Outer Gods are abjectly horrified of this thing.
Ammo is super affordable, at a measly infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^...... artifact grist per rocket. My my, what a deal!
*Please note that touching this weapon may imbue so much awesomeness in your body that you may explode out of existence and non-existence. RSAF is not responsible for any deaths, destruction, or elimination of existence, reality, metaexistence or pataexistence caused by the use of this weapon.
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Post by bloonofsteel on Jan 26, 2017 13:50:09 GMT
OMMDBMX || Ham Ice Cream = Carton of EMOTIONS
You don't know what you just made, but you suddenly feel the urge to leave it behind. And even though you don't know what the h*ck you made, you'd rather your friends don't find it.
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Post by Con Air on Jan 26, 2017 14:24:30 GMT
Carton of Emotions && Bomb = Emotion Bomb It explodes, sending emotions everywhere.
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 26, 2017 20:09:56 GMT
Emotion Bomb || (Shrek 47: It's Never Ogre && [The Bee Movie || Surf's Up 2])
Dank Emoji Movie Grenade
NO
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 27, 2017 3:37:20 GMT
Dank Emoji Movie Grenade && (Tome of secrets || College Textbook)
You create the QUANTUM JOKE-BOOK.
*It appears to be a joke book of sorts. You open it. Inside you find a book about quantum physics. You open it. Inside, you find a joke book. You open it. Inside, you find a book about quantum physics. You open it. Inside, you find a joke book. You open it. Inside, you find a book about quantum physics.
*...You decide to stop.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jan 27, 2017 4:25:27 GMT
QUANTUM JOKE-BOOK || (Lil' Cal && Lalond Family Tree)
You alchemize LAL' CAL X
Faster than a speeding bullet, Funnier than a joke book, Smarter than a 5th grader, it's LAL' CAL X
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 27, 2017 5:57:21 GMT
LAL CAL X && (scintillatingVigilante || Edge Lord)
You create Trickster!Grimdark!scintillatingVigilante.
Should this beast be released, the world as we know it would no longer be the same.
The last being to be in the presence of this abomination won't be telling you about it anytime soon.
Prophesy indicates that the second coming of this creature could only happen under the worst of circumstances, if the world were to end...
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Īt'š økåÿ. Î çāñ wåīt. ĪT WØÑ'T BĘ THÅT MÛÇH ŁØNGĘR.
Åhūhūhūhūhū.~
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 27, 2017 7:58:13 GMT
Trickster!Grimdark!scintillatingVigilante || (Antimatter Inverter || (Meditation Guide && Mk 11 EX Combat Suit)) = UFQ!Mk
Legend speaks of an insanely powerful being more powerful than any of existence has ever known. A being that appears when only the most dire of circumstances requires, and is capable of instantly purifying anything. A being that can transcend existence itself and reside in the Background, a location where every existence, every omniverse, every dimension is constructed from. They say that one day, as Mk channeled his powers and meditated in his primal reverted state, he slowly found a way to break his dimensional bonds and become a being capable of fighting and killing gods. A being that, if he inserted himself into existence, he could destroy and tear apart it all just by imparting an infinitesimal amount of his energy. Beyond all concepts, all capabilities, they say this being is "Unleashed". A being once a mortal, now transcended to far more than even first guardians can comprehend. The absolute in potential, DETERMINATION and power.
More powerful than the MSPA-verse, the Umineko-verse, DBZ-verse, JoJo-verse, all the dank memes, Saitama, Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro combined and with their powers multiplied by infinity. More badass than the concept of badassery. More epic than the concept of epicness. This post cannot come close to capturing the true awesomeness and power of this COOL DUDE.
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Post by bloonofsteel on Jan 27, 2017 8:30:04 GMT
UFQ!Mk || Youtube-In-A-Book || Star Aligner = The Purple Beacon The Oldest God of Shitposting, and makes Godhead Pickle Inspector seem like a Part-Pickle. Despite this, the ancient shitposter The Purple Necromancer (10) chooses to remain neutral, but now you can bring a small fragment of Purple's power into your hands. AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!
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Post by solidvaporizer on Jan 27, 2017 8:36:24 GMT
The Purple Beacon || Phoenix && (Thunderbird || Golden Statue) = Seagull
This immensely powerful bird is a messenger of the apocalypse, being able to destroy galaxies, initiate SBURB sessions, break cherub mating rituals while they are in progress, and spawn infinite amounts of copies of itself.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 27, 2017 8:38:10 GMT
Seagull && Gold = Perfect, Glorious Canon Ship
CONGRATULATIONS! You have made the best and most glorious ship ever.
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Post by solidvaporizer on Jan 27, 2017 8:42:25 GMT
Perfect, Glorious Canon Ship || Evan && Shay = Inside Joke
This joke is hidden inside a seemingly indestructible 1 cubic meter box. As such, almost nobody is able to see or understand it.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 27, 2017 8:51:22 GMT
Inside Joke || Five Guys || HP Lovecraft && Australium = Glistening Golden Gigantic Gigamkhedron
This legendary blade is capable of sealing even the legendary Old God Cthuloid shitposter The Purple Necromancer (10) as well as supply beyond infinite amounts of french fries. When this blade was discovered, censorbots and officers from the Void Army immediately tried to lock away the blade and destroy all knowledge of it. Thanks to the heroic efforts of RSAF however, the blade was uncovered and the legends of its history are now available for everyone. Also having extra french fries can't hurt.
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Post by bloonofsteel on Jan 27, 2017 9:05:59 GMT
GGGG || Estrogen Supplement || Vanilla Ice Cream = FOUR-TWO-EIGHT ALARM EMOTIONS ICE CREAM
MF: Where the h***ck did you get the eeestrogen aaanyway.
MF: Whaaat maaade you think this was a good ideeeaaa.
MF: Stop eeeaaating it.
MF: Mark.
MF: Oh Christ our family is way fucked up.
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Post by solidvaporizer on Jan 28, 2017 0:52:35 GMT
428 Alarm Emotions Ice Crean || Purple Serum = Llama Cream
Tastes like regular ice cream, however, makes everybody who eats it become irresistibly attracted to llamas.
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Post by swampmist on Jan 28, 2017 3:21:14 GMT
Llama Cream || Cruxite: Inside Joke 2: Ice-cream Boogaloo
Well, it's another locked box, but this time made out of blue cruxite that looks SUSPICIOUSLY tasy... maybe just... one lick...
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 28, 2017 3:22:50 GMT
EDIT: NINJA'D
Llama Cream || Lil Cal
You create Lil' Calcream.
It's just ice cream... Right? Tastes like nightmares and the screams of innocent children.
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Post by swampmist on Jan 28, 2017 3:31:23 GMT
Ok, no, it's fine, I can fix it...
Lil'Cal Cream && Inside Joke 2 = The Cruxite Nightmare
Ok, it's like Lil'Cal, but made of translucent white cruxitecream. It's also really weirldy seual, and visions of it refuse to leave your dreams, in both the best and worst way... You don't know which is worse.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 28, 2017 3:36:57 GMT
The Cruxite Nightmare && The Warhammer of Zillyhoo
You create the Cruxhammer of Zillymare.
Nobody really knows that much about this weapon... Those whom use it refuse to think about the moral ramifications, and... Those whom have been struck by it?
They're in no state to talk about it.
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 28, 2017 4:21:44 GMT
Into the scrapped Special(tm) Gristifier it goes.
You get 66,666 Blapckhumorum Grist. Of course this is likely good for absolutely nothing.
Time to start again.
(Plush Ghast (from minecraft) || Pillow) && Nintendo Switch
You get a GHAST DOWN SWITCHIEPILLOW. A super soft pillow (which only slightly stinks of sulfur) that can turn into a functioning plush Nintendo Switch when you plug it in. This may be one of the greatest noncombat items ever alchemized.
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Post by swampmist on Jan 28, 2017 4:36:35 GMT
GHAST DOWN SWITCHIEPILLOW || (Nunchucks && Igneous Rock) = DORMANT DOWN SWITCHIECHUCKS
What was that about noncombat? Either way, these things are pretty freaking heavy, and smell heavily of sulfur. Thankfully, they hit really hard, and can even burn targets wen given enough force to cause a momentary spark in their dormant molten core! Oh, and they are still a fully functioning Switch! Sweet!
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Post by Con Air on Jan 28, 2017 16:01:34 GMT
Dormant Down Switchychucks && Bleach || Outfit Incognito Lava Bleach In disguise as soda, this will skeletonise you if you try to drink it.
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