An unofficial forum to talk about MSPA while the MSPA Forums continue to be offline. HOMESTUCK^2 BONUS STORY "Diamonds, Dames, and Dads, Part 2" IS HERE!
so basically you take the previous item, alchemize it with something else, and describe the resulting item. ad infinitum or until this one dies too. i guess I'll start.
(Subnautica CD || Cuboid Chunk of Vaseline Glass) && GameCube = Iontendo GameCrystal A acid-green crystal GameCube made of alien technology and equivalent battery power to a small nuclear explosion. Can run normal CDs and extraterrestrial games, besides also being part mint-condition GameCube.
Iontendo GameCrystal || (Google Glass && Magnum Business Laptop) = Business-Grade! īcon™ Nuclear-core Uranium mobileTech (īNut)
You create the īNut. This is an infinitely powerful mobile eye ware device, allowing for multi-universal connectivity and data storage. The uranium battery contains a miniature nuclear fission chamber, allowing for millennia of battery life.
(WARNING: may explode without warning at any point in time, causing a dimensional rift. Is prone to pancake poisoning. Do not use the īNut while taking [insert list of literally every drug here]. Extended periods of use may lead to insanity, the defabrication of your grey matter, and an uncontrollable craving for JohnKat porn.)
A REALLY overpowered weapon that releases a huge barrage of homing purified getrektnium rockets at a target, instantly wiping it away from existence and non-existence infinity*infinity times per Planck time. The rockets can seek out their target anywhere, even through multiple Klein bottles worth of existence, and the rockets instantly warp to their target, transcending all spacetime and progression limits, to the point where their capabilities transcend even the weirdest of weird plot stuff. So powerful even emotionless Outer Gods are abjectly horrified of this thing.
Ammo is super affordable, at a measly infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^...... artifact grist per rocket. My my, what a deal!
*Please note that touching this weapon may imbue so much awesomeness in your body that you may explode out of existence and non-existence. RSAF is not responsible for any deaths, destruction, or elimination of existence, reality, metaexistence or pataexistence caused by the use of this weapon.
You don't know what you just made, but you suddenly feel the urge to leave it behind. And even though you don't know what the h*ck you made, you'd rather your friends don't find it.
I exist but almost exclusively in ResidenceConfined.
Dank Emoji Movie Grenade && (Tome of secrets || College Textbook)
You create the QUANTUM JOKE-BOOK.
*It appears to be a joke book of sorts. You open it. Inside you find a book about quantum physics. You open it. Inside, you find a joke book. You open it. Inside, you find a book about quantum physics. You open it. Inside, you find a joke book. You open it. Inside, you find a book about quantum physics.
Legend speaks of an insanely powerful being more powerful than any of existence has ever known. A being that appears when only the most dire of circumstances requires, and is capable of instantly purifying anything. A being that can transcend existence itself and reside in the Background, a location where every existence, every omniverse, every dimension is constructed from. They say that one day, as Mk channeled his powers and meditated in his primal reverted state, he slowly found a way to break his dimensional bonds and become a being capable of fighting and killing gods. A being that, if he inserted himself into existence, he could destroy and tear apart it all just by imparting an infinitesimal amount of his energy. Beyond all concepts, all capabilities, they say this being is "Unleashed". A being once a mortal, now transcended to far more than even first guardians can comprehend. The absolute in potential, DETERMINATION and power.
More powerful than the MSPA-verse, the Umineko-verse, DBZ-verse, JoJo-verse, all the dank memes, Saitama, Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro combined and with their powers multiplied by infinity. More badass than the concept of badassery. More epic than the concept of epicness. This post cannot come close to capturing the true awesomeness and power of this COOL DUDE.
UFQ!Mk || Youtube-In-A-Book || Star Aligner = The Purple Beacon
The Oldest God of Shitposting, and makes Godhead Pickle Inspector seem like a Part-Pickle. Despite this, the ancient shitposter The Purple Necromancer (10) chooses to remain neutral, but now you can bring a small fragment of Purple's power into your hands.
Post by solidvaporizer on Jan 27, 2017 8:36:24 GMT
The Purple Beacon || Phoenix && (Thunderbird || Golden Statue) = Seagull
This immensely powerful bird is a messenger of the apocalypse, being able to destroy galaxies, initiate SBURB sessions, break cherub mating rituals while they are in progress, and spawn infinite amounts of copies of itself.
Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 27, 2017 8:51:22 GMT
Inside Joke || Five Guys || HP Lovecraft && Australium = Glistening Golden Gigantic Gigamkhedron
This legendary blade is capable of sealing even the legendary Old God Cthuloid shitposter The Purple Necromancer (10) as well as supply beyond infinite amounts of french fries. When this blade was discovered, censorbots and officers from the Void Army immediately tried to lock away the blade and destroy all knowledge of it. Thanks to the heroic efforts of RSAF however, the blade was uncovered and the legends of its history are now available for everyone. Also having extra french fries can't hurt.
Lil'Cal Cream && Inside Joke 2 = The Cruxite Nightmare
Ok, it's like Lil'Cal, but made of translucent white cruxitecream. It's also really weirldy seual, and visions of it refuse to leave your dreams, in both the best and worst way... You don't know which is worse.
The Cruxite Nightmare && The Warhammer of Zillyhoo
You create the Cruxhammer of Zillymare.
Nobody really knows that much about this weapon... Those whom use it refuse to think about the moral ramifications, and... Those whom have been struck by it?
You get 66,666 Blapckhumorum Grist. Of course this is likely good for absolutely nothing.
Time to start again.
(Plush Ghast (from minecraft) || Pillow) && Nintendo Switch
You get a GHAST DOWN SWITCHIEPILLOW. A super soft pillow (which only slightly stinks of sulfur) that can turn into a functioning plush Nintendo Switch when you plug it in. This may be one of the greatest noncombat items ever alchemized.
GHAST DOWN SWITCHIEPILLOW || (Nunchucks && Igneous Rock) = DORMANT DOWN SWITCHIECHUCKS
What was that about noncombat? Either way, these things are pretty freaking heavy, and smell heavily of sulfur. Thankfully, they hit really hard, and can even burn targets wen given enough force to cause a momentary spark in their dormant molten core! Oh, and they are still a fully functioning Switch! Sweet!