|
|
Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 28, 2017 18:46:44 GMT
I AM YOUR GOD. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST.
YOU'RE WELCOME, FUCKER.
|
|
|
|
Post by SpottedBlades on Jan 28, 2017 19:45:54 GMT
Hi, Your God. I'm Dad.  |
|
|
|
Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 28, 2017 20:06:03 GMT
Hi, Your God. I'm Dad. WHAT IS A "DAD". IS THAT THE HUMAN MALE WHO CARES FOR THE GRUB, INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT TO FEND FOR ITSELF, WHICH WOULD LET IT GROW STRONGER. |
|
|
|
Post by hypnagogicApparition on Jan 28, 2017 20:36:05 GMT
I AM YOUR GOD. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST. YOU'RE WELCOME, FUCKER. hey there god, hows the fam? |
|
|
|
Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 28, 2017 20:40:26 GMT
I AM YOUR GOD. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST. YOU'RE WELCOME, FUCKER. hey there god, hows the fam?WHAT'S A FAM- OH SHIT WHY AM I IN THE QUOTE |
|
|
|
Post by SpottedBlades on Jan 29, 2017 0:34:31 GMT
Karkat: Explain the point of this.
|
|
telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
|
Post by telaxius on Jan 29, 2017 0:57:33 GMT
Alright, so I've been researching the possibility of alternate timelines and I've found various points that could suggest that they are real. I have been using a machine to glimpse into these various timelines, although it could just be random nonsense just being pumped into my brain, who knows.
I remember seeing someone with your exact same typing style and excessive use of swearing in another universe. What exactly were you doing on that weird afterlife ship thing?
|
|
|
|
Post by carcioGeneticist on Jan 29, 2017 1:22:10 GMT
Alright, so I've been researching the possibility of alternate timelines and I've found various points that could suggest that they are real. I have been using a machine to glimpse into these various timelines, although it could just be random nonsense just being pumped into my brain, who knows. I remember seeing someone with your exact same typing style and excessive use of swearing in another universe. What exactly were you doing on that weird afterlife ship thing? I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW MORE THAN ME. WE'RE THE SAME PERSON BIOLOGICALLY, NOT MENTALLY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING ON THAT SHIP. |
|
|
|
Post by hypnagogicApparition on Jan 29, 2017 1:29:45 GMT
Alright, so I've been researching the possibility of alternate timelines and I've found various points that could suggest that they are real. I have been using a machine to glimpse into these various timelines, although it could just be random nonsense just being pumped into my brain, who knows. I remember seeing someone with your exact same typing style and excessive use of swearing in another universe. What exactly were you doing on that weird afterlife ship thing? I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW MORE THAN ME. WE'RE THE SAME PERSON BIOLOGICALLY, NOT MENTALLY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING ON THAT SHIP. You can say that again. Okay but in all seriousness, I don't know how I got here. When do I get off. |
|
|
|
Post by hypnagogicApparition on Jan 29, 2017 1:30:30 GMT
I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW MORE THAN ME. WE'RE THE SAME PERSON BIOLOGICALLY, NOT MENTALLY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING ON THAT SHIP. You can say that again. Okay but in all seriousness, I don't know how I got here. When do I get off. also where are the biscuits? |
|
|
|
Post by cealvan on Mar 22, 2017 20:00:20 GMT
Does My God have a name?
|
|
|
|
Post by thoran on Mar 26, 2017 2:05:30 GMT
Hello god. How are the beta kids doing? And the alpha, maybe. I suppose you actually won and didn't end up getting jack-noired a second time? (Assuming I'm talking to the HS-karkat.))
If this is the appropriate karkat, Then I'll introduce myself as the god of the gamma timeline. Please forward this message to dave:
Don't step into the gamma timeline unless you like seeing some shit go down.
|
|
axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
|
Post by axolotlSushi on May 27, 2017 16:17:13 GMT
I AM YOUR GOD. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST. YOU'RE WELCOME, FUCKER. A god, hm? I highly doubt that. If you're so almighty, then tell me: What number am I thinking of? |
|
|
|
Post by carcioGeneticist on May 28, 2017 17:13:27 GMT
I AM YOUR GOD. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST. YOU'RE WELCOME, FUCKER. A god, hm? I highly doubt that. If you're so almighty, then tell me: What number am I thinking of? YES |
|
|
|
Post by cealvan on May 28, 2017 17:39:07 GMT
A god, hm? I highly doubt that. If you're so almighty, then tell me: What number am I thinking of? YES see, he is our God, *bows down* oh dearest God, by what name shoulI i call thee? |
|
|
|
Post by carcioGeneticist on May 28, 2017 22:45:56 GMT
see, he is our God, *bows down* oh dearest God, by what name shoulI i call thee? U- UHH SEVEN |
|
|
|
Post by blazedJanus on May 29, 2017 7:24:14 GMT
So, god finally reveal himself? Well that's the power of the Internet, I guess. Anyway, you know the classic: when deity show up among pity mortals, it's the best time for them to ask directly why everythings is so messed up. Share with us your self-exculpatory wisdom, mr. Seven!
|
|
axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
|
Post by axolotlSushi on May 29, 2017 16:07:11 GMT
Fuck
W-well, what letter am I thinking of?
|
|
|
|
Post by carcioGeneticist on May 29, 2017 18:53:56 GMT
BECAUSE OF ME. LOOK HOW GODLIKE I AM TYPING IN YOUR TYPESQUARE |
|
|
|
Post by carcioGeneticist on May 29, 2017 18:54:24 GMT
Fuck
W-well, what letter am I thinking of? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTHREE |
|
|
|
Post by blazedJanus on May 29, 2017 19:16:47 GMT
Huh, funny, that's somehow reminds me another caps guy. Anyway, this is truly awe-inspiring and majestic act of godhood I see here, but I'm still unsure. Any more acts of godlike magic-miracle-whatever? Or maybe just some clues to settle down with pinpointing correct timeline finally?
|
|
|
|
Post by cealvan on May 30, 2017 0:53:23 GMT
Oh, dearest God, I request Knowledge. What must I do to become a good man?
|
|
|
|
Post by privatemumbles on May 30, 2017 2:28:28 GMT
Hey god, if someone eats god, will they become god?
|
|
|
|
Post by cealvan on May 30, 2017 17:12:58 GMT
Hey god, if someone eats god, will they become god? what kind of stupid question is that? one does not simply eat Seven, Seven is holy, Seven is Eternal, Seven does not get eaten. Seven is not even compatible with our mortal verbs such as eat. or kill, or become. Seven Is |
|
|
|
Post by brobyddark on May 30, 2017 18:26:04 GMT
 If I turn your capslock off, will you die? |
|
