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Post by taborlin on Aug 2, 2017 19:01:06 GMT
"Woah." From horizon to horizon you see glistenning waves lap across the beach, frothing and humming. You feel the wind brush over your body, carrying the smell of salt with it. Cold runs up your legs, your toes submerged in the water. You hear a gull's cry from somewhere far away. "Woah" you say again. You've woken up to some strange places but this is quite pleasant. You pause for another moment, breathing in the scent and the scene.  You get the feeling you're forgetting something important. You scour your memory for the missing piece and you discover you're missing a lot more than a piece. In fact, you can't even remember your name, let alone how you got here.
 Your feet are freezing now, your shoes soaked through. You hear the gull again, only this time its cry reminds you more of a warning than a greeting. You feel scared, lost, and you don't even have a name! What do you do? |
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Post by tronn on Aug 2, 2017 19:15:22 GMT
>Check your pockets for your passport
>Review the camera's memory for clues, reveal embarrassing party pictures. A lot of them.
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Post by possum on Aug 3, 2017 4:17:41 GMT
> Convert your fashionable green jacket into an even more stylish bandana
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Post by nighttime_madness on Aug 3, 2017 7:46:01 GMT
> Gather food from background coconut tree
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Post by taborlin on Aug 3, 2017 12:55:26 GMT
> Convert your fashionable green jacket into an even more stylish bandana According to a guy you know, up to 50% of body heat escapes through the head. The only logical thing to do then is to find shelter for your head immediately. Plus you look great with the bandana, it accentuates your cheekbones. >Check your pockets for your passport You rummage through your pockets for your passport and sure enough you find it.
You appear to be a citizen of the Czech Republic named... You can't make it out for some reason. What didn't you drink last night, haha.
| You also found these in various pockets. The phone's battery is dead.
Seeing your dire lack of a name, you decide to name yourself either Razr, Orbit or Swiss. You'll settle into one of those eventually.
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>Review the camera's memory for clues, reveal embarrassing party pictures. A lot of them. You examine your camera's memory to fill in the blanks yours is missing. You don't remember any of these people. You also find a picture of the sunset you were staring at. You don't remember snapping that photo, but then again you don't remember a lot of things. There appear to be more pictures after the sunset. A train cabin, a clock store, a tattoo studio, a key, a door. They are all marked with future dates, if you consider the sunset photo to carry the current date. > Gather food from background coconut tree No time for browsing, you can review your pictures after you find sustinance! Yes! Aw what. This cheeky cunt just stole your camera. |
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Post by tronn on Aug 3, 2017 18:57:35 GMT
>run after the bird flailing your arms ineffectively
Is that a tattoo on his left hand, and why it changes along the camera's timestamps?
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Post by Definitely not GIAO on Aug 5, 2017 2:24:01 GMT
>Holy shit! You're NAKED, that's indecent, even if you ARE alone! Attempt to fashion fancy Hawaiian clothes from the tree leaves.
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Post by Actually Ed on Aug 5, 2017 3:36:36 GMT
>Examine the landscape behind you
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Post by taborlin on Aug 5, 2017 21:03:45 GMT
>run after the bird flailing your arms ineffectively
The bird flies off to the sea. Unable to chase after it, you express your frustration the only way you can. | Is that a tattoo on his left hand, and why it changes along the camera's timestamps?
The tattoo on your arm keeps counting down on its own, indipendent of any cameras. You didn't even know tattoos could do that. You guess you'll have to learn to live with that, at least for the next ten minues. |
>Holy shit! You're NAKED, that's indecent, even if you ARE alone! Attempt to fashion fancy Hawaiian clothes from the tree leaves. 
You're not naked, you've got pants on! It's just that your legs are really skinny | 
You make a fancy cravat out of palm leaves anyway. Your swag is now intense. |
>Examine the landscape behind you On your left there is a palm forest, on your right there is a series of expensive villas. The countdown on your arm is at 00:07:31. You still have the coconut. |
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Post by tronn on Aug 6, 2017 3:22:49 GMT
>aw crud countdown timer sounds really bad! wonder if you should cut off your arm before it explodes or something
>realize it's not a countdown but a clock, and that you are actually travelling back in time
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Post by nighttime_madness on Aug 6, 2017 4:16:25 GMT
> Gather all the resources you can before the hunger games.
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Post by Definitely not GIAO on Aug 6, 2017 12:54:38 GMT
>Infiltrate the villa! Throw coconut at window and start from there. It's time to bust out your sick ninja moves!
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Post by taborlin on Aug 12, 2017 18:54:16 GMT
>Infiltrate the villa! Throw coconut at window and start from there. It's time to bust out your sick ninja moves! This statements resonates deeply within you. You have found your mission >aw crud countdown timer sounds really bad! wonder if you should cut off your arm before it explodes or something >realize it's not a countdown but a clock, and that you are actually travelling back in time 
A noble concern, one that would definitely worry Swiss or Orbit or whatever you called yourself. | 
But you are not that person anymore. | 
You are Shinobi; master of shadows. |
That villa is getting infiltrated. The infiltration was a success. It appears you killed someone's dog in the process. The way of the shadow warrior is paved with blood, the carnage constant. You knew this the moment you put on the face-bandana-shirt, you can't help feeling a little bad for the dog though. It looks like it was a bit sick, poor thing. > Gather all the resources you can before the hunger games. You don't know about any games but you'll probably go hungry soon. Trusting in your survival instincs, you scour the house for useful resources. You find three (3) cans of tuna, three (3) cans of beans and one (1) bottle of water. You also find four (4) rolls of toiler paper. By your estimate, you could survive off of all these for at least three (3) days. The countdown on your arm is at 00:02:03. |
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Post by coolwo on Aug 12, 2017 19:35:21 GMT
>Dig grave for dog, he/she/it was a good and noble soldier.
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Post by Definitely not GIAO on Aug 12, 2017 23:21:52 GMT
>Name the coconut Jeff.
>Examine dog. Why is it all shadowy and shit? Maybe you can comprehend a cool new ninja technique(tm) from its properties?
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Post by Actually Ed on Aug 13, 2017 7:32:50 GMT
>Look behind the painting
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Post by tronn on Aug 13, 2017 10:32:44 GMT
>Is that a real hand on the floor? It gosh darn better not be a real hand, or you'll freak out!
Seconding checking behind the painting.
Also, hecka sweet animations!
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Post by Smuch on Aug 14, 2017 5:55:52 GMT
>.. given the bloody hand on the floor and the bloodytrac on the wall, I think you might reasonably not feel too guilty about the dog. or the breaking and entring. in fact you might have done the ownr a favor her. If they ar vn still alive...
>That's not a lot of provision and loot for a house this size. Any traces it was already abandoned and looted ? (you know besides th horribl traces of violent murder...)
>Lets have a look at the room(s?) upstair, if you barricade th stairs thy could make a good place to crash for a while.
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Post by taborlin on Aug 15, 2017 12:43:59 GMT
>Is that a real hand on the floor? It gosh darn better not be a real hand, or you'll freak out! You check on the disembodied hand. Yup. That's a real hand alright 
You flip the fuck out | 
You panic calmly evaluate the situation | 
You implement a solution |
Out of sight, out of mind. >That's not a lot of provision and loot for a house this size. Any traces it was already abandoned and looted ? (you know besides th horribl traces of violent murder...) >Lets have a look at the room(s?) upstair, if you barricade th stairs thy could make a good place to crash for a while. You decide to search the house again, hoping to discover more provisions and find more about the previous tenant. 
The kitchen is barren, only condiments and expired ice-cream populating the fridge | 
There is something on the fridge door though. |
It is a postcard depicting a green horse. The phrase "In the briefcase" is written on the back. What a peculiar fellow this previous tenant must have been. You investigate the kitchen further. Oh no. 
You flip the fuck out again. | 
Time for some more problem-sovling. |
There. You resume your investigation upstairs. A large lens is embedded to the wall, flanked by two buttons; an orange and a blue one. You press the blue one. Wow! How did it know?! Computers are amazing these days. You press the orange button... ...but nothing happens. You head downstairs again. >Look behind the painting Right, the painting. It depicts a blonde woman draped in a bedsheet. You find that pretty suspicious. You take the painting down from the wall and... You discaver a safe! According to a guy you know, the safest place to put a safe is behind a painting. It appears to be a combination safe. To open it, you will need to input a series of three two-digit numbers. It'd take forever to guess the correct combination, especially since you don't have any hints about it. Too bad. >Name the coconut Jeff. >Examine dog. Why is it all shadowy and shit? Maybe you can comprehend a cool new ninja technique(tm) from its properties? You conduct a thorough examination of the dog. It is purple, oily, sticky and dead. You have slain it with your trusty companion, Jeff the coconut. It teaches you a new technique: [Play Dead]. You're sure this will come in handy in the future. >Dig grave for dog, he/she/it was a good and noble soldier. You must honor your fallen opponent in accordance to the Tenets of the Way of the Shadow. Plus you kinda feel bad seeing it lie there. You scoop it up in a pillowcase you pilfered from the couch. The rain pours heavy outside but you must conduct your duty. |
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Post by WhoLetTheCatsOut on Aug 15, 2017 14:47:48 GMT
>Thank unidentified beast for retrieving your camera
>Proceed to kill it with fire before it lays eggs
>Look away because cool guys don't look at explosions
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Post by tronn on Aug 15, 2017 14:53:15 GMT
>do you remember ever getting gang tattoos on your back? maybe you should check out using a mirror, just in case
>pose for the picture the purple monster wants to take of you
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Post by taborlin on Aug 17, 2017 12:09:33 GMT
The purple person stares at you. >Thank unidentified beast for retrieving your camera Oh hey you found my camera. Thanks, I guess. Can I have it back? Look I'm sorry I killed your dog. It was an accident, no hard feelings right? >pose for the picture the purple monster wants to take of you You want to take a picture of me? Okay go ahead. Try to get my left side, it's my good profile. Jesus Christ Oh fuck |
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Post by Flippet Urnways on Aug 17, 2017 15:45:25 GMT
>Hit it again to hopefully stun it if you can, and proceed to run like hell.
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Post by tronn on Aug 18, 2017 3:52:51 GMT
>run like heck, lock the doors, pull the blanket over your head
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Post by Definitely not GIAO on Aug 18, 2017 13:22:06 GMT
>Apply Jeff to problem.
>Use level 1 dog tech: [Play Dead]!
>Flip the fuck out. Preferably on the shadow demon's general direction.
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