jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 13, 2017 18:50:57 GMT
Oh! Hello, Madam! You seem to be having a great night today, the sky sure looks beautiful, too bad it isn't forever.
Well, let's go ahead, I suppose your name is Detective Jadeclaw? Yes? Okay, you sure look beautiful today!
You're 13 Sweeps Old, you like to be called Detective Jadeclaw, or just Jadeclaw, or maybe even Miss Bypent.
You're a kind-of-famous Detective, solving some mysterious cases is your job, but...Things aren't going very well.
It has been quite a while since the last time you said "CASE S()LVED!" In other words, you haven't solved a case in quite some time.
Or there hasn't been any mysteries lately...OR THERE'S SOMEONE SOLVING THEM INSTEAD OF YOU.
Well, you could check your mailbox to see if there's any letters for you, but most of them you're pretty sure that are from fans.
Oh, fans...don't you just HATE them? Seriously, that's probably the reason why nobody has called you recently, since one of your last
cases, someone apparently followed you home and broke in without you noticing, and stole a bunch of your documents, you know that
because right after that happened, your mailbox started to flood with fan letters, and they all say the same bullshit, like, OH MY GOD,
JADECLAW! I LOOOOVE YOU SO MUCH! CAN YOU SOLVE MY MYSTERY? MY YOYO DISSEAPEARED! Oh gog, no, you're only accepting
real mysteries, like a murderer, or a kidnapping, or any other of those danger situations.
Your lusus helps you alot when you have to travel far away, she's a bat anyways, even though in the beggining she constantly said "N()" In bat language.
You like to drink...anything, and to pass time reading Fanfics and Mystery Novels.
Okay, enough of that! What will you do now?
[Hey, one thing! actually, two! I will post the link to the adventure here when there are enough fan-commanded Panels, don't be sad that you missed the
oportunity, there will probably be more fan-commanded trolls in the future of the adventure! Second thing, I plan to make cameos of people's Ancestors in scenes where
there are crowds, so feel free to submit yours!]
PS: This is my first adventure, so please take that into consideration if it turns out bad ;A;
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Post by belovedCreator on Dec 13, 2017 18:58:11 GMT
> Reminisce on your old partner and their untimely demise.
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Post by watersnake on Dec 13, 2017 22:48:22 GMT
> drink whatever is in that cup. hopefully it isn't paint.
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jadeclaw
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hi i want to die
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 14, 2017 14:04:16 GMT
> Reminisce on your old partner and their untimely demise.
Well, you never really had a partner, actually, only once.
It was a test partner, and...things didn't go so well.
You two were on top of a building, and you sarcastically said "Why d()nt y()u jump and see what's d()wn there?"
...You didn't expect that they would take it seriously.
She was so young...Ugh, people can't take sarcasm these days.
You work alone, only your lusus helps you sometimes.
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Post by CoalMouth on Dec 14, 2017 15:41:43 GMT
>Fight against your enemy!
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jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 14, 2017 21:51:48 GMT
> drink whatever is in that cup. hopefully it isn't paint.  Ah yes, whatever is in that cup, is pretty good... You just can't stop drinking...It's tasteless, but still good...  ...Wait.  That's (Troll) Vodka...  That Vodka is from a few days ago, you were watching a movie... In your mind, it was a good idea to grab a cup of Vodka while watching the movie... > A few days in the past, but not many.
 " () ()h b()y she's g()ing t() di-aaaaaaaa..."
" thissssssssss m()vie fucking "
" s-huk-ucks ass "
" wheres my c()at "
" ()h my gog im blind " |
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jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 15, 2017 13:28:40 GMT
>Fight against your enemy! Oh gog, not again...
You really don't want to talk about HIM.
He stole something from you...something that cannot be replaced.
...IT'S WAY TOO EMBARASSING, LET'S MOVE ON. |
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Post by ohniuqarC on Dec 15, 2017 15:14:47 GMT
"Embarassing"? Tell us more....
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Post by watersnake on Dec 15, 2017 18:33:09 GMT
> talk to your friends on facebook.
> lower the brightness of that screen, young lady. it's bad for your eyes.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 15, 2017 18:45:27 GMT
> Was it your virginity he stole?
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jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 15, 2017 19:44:43 GMT
> talk to your friends on facebook. > lower the brightness of that screen, young lady. it's bad for your eyes. Pffft, your eye sight is already fucked up, why do you think you wear that mask?
And you're used to bright lights, that won't make it worse.
...And what's a Facebook? Even if you knew what that is, you don't have friends anyways...
Hahahaha...ha...haaaaaaaaa...f-funny...you don't have friends... |
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Post by inhoCraqu on Dec 15, 2017 19:53:07 GMT
OOOOOOHHHHH..... that's new!
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jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 15, 2017 20:45:16 GMT
> Was it your virginity he stole? N-NO!
Y-You two only went on dates, nothing special...
And well...NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU TWO! AHAHA!
TOTALLY NOTHING! NOTHING BETWEEN YOU AND THE BIGGEST CRIMINAL ON ALTERNIA!
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TotallyNotTheBiggestCriminal
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Post by TotallyNotTheBiggestCriminal on Dec 15, 2017 20:54:00 GMT
Go fuck yourself.
(and my name is Goldeyes you piece of shit)
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jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 15, 2017 21:04:41 GMT
Go fuck yourself. (and my name is Goldeyes you piece of shit) > Tell Goldeyes to fuck off, and maybe stab him in the eye. |
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Post by Sh3tpostJudg3 on Dec 16, 2017 20:11:12 GMT
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jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 16, 2017 20:30:37 GMT
Sure! But do you have a picture of her as ancestor? If not, that's fine! And I plan to make a Discord server soon, I just need to get everything ready  |
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Post by Sh3tpostJudg3 on Dec 16, 2017 20:36:14 GMT
sadly, no. her ancestor is a w.i.p. at the moment.
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jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 16, 2017 20:45:57 GMT
sadly, no. her ancestor is a w.i.p. at the moment. Oh, I understand. Well, the part where there's a crowd with a potential way to make cameos is a bit far in the comic, I'm not trying to rush you, but I hope Irenah's Ancestor is complete by then!  I can work with Irenah in the current style, but the Ancestor would make things easier  |
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Post by Sh3tpostJudg3 on Dec 16, 2017 21:28:03 GMT
i also hope so. hopefully making music won't distract me from making art. but for short, her ancestor is pretty much irenah, but older.
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Post by CoalMouth on Dec 16, 2017 22:14:56 GMT
>Go and visit "The (shitty) adventures of Goldeyes"  |
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Post by internalGoddess on Dec 17, 2017 18:43:19 GMT
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jadeclaw
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Post by jadeclaw on Dec 17, 2017 19:18:07 GMT
Of course! But can you still send me the Ancestor version too? If you can't, it's fine. Tabula is still having a cameo! |
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Post by internalGoddess on Dec 17, 2017 22:46:34 GMT
Of course! But can you still send me the Ancestor version too? If you can't, it's fine. Tabula is still having a cameo! Sure! Just don't look at it don't judge it |
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Post by internalGoddess on Dec 17, 2017 22:55:36 GMT
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