SDG - S/g/rub Development General: Let's Go to Troll 4chan

hello, my name is Classpectanon. I make a lot of stuff and have crippling ADHD, so today's wild project is going to be an adventure based purely around the interactions between a group of amateur programmers on trollchan's /g/ board, trying to cooperate long enough to hack together a functional version of s/g/rub. 

there will be coarse language and offensive terms - not only are they trolls, they are troll 4chan users (or trollchan users). if such terms will bother you, you probably should not read this adventure very much.

your recommended viewing experience is on MSPFA, because I worked very hard on the css - please go look at it. 
YOU CAN READ IT HERE

this adventure is not command-driven - your influence on it is minimal. however, if you make memes and other relevant art, i will include it in the adventure, and characters will react appropriately if it is a good (or awful) meme. your ability to affect the plot is directly proportional to your meme ability. additionally, if you make in-character posts, i reserve the right to insert these and have them affect the plot as i desire.

if you want cameos i can give you them - if you run another fanventure and your character is the type to go on trollchan, and you want them to make a post or two, let me know. they won't become recurring characters, but cameos are always fun and encourage a web of worldbuilding.

this first post is not an update, it is a preview of coming attractions - just so you know

i hope you all have fun - this is my first adventure in this format (i typically run text-driven quests on other websites, not adventures), and i hope you enjoy the unique nature of it. any feedback is appreciated.

arigato