Post by ronove on Jun 18, 2019 21:00:45 GMT
Umistuck at MSPFA
Umistuck
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of October, 2018, is the day before the annual gathering of this young man's family. It also happens that it is the date scheduled for the launch of a highly exclusive playtesting experience for a much anticipated game. The young man is expecting to find this game in his mailbox today. He is expecting the game to be enclosed in a pair of envelopes, and printed on these envelopes, he is expecting to find his name!
What do you suppose the name on the envelopes will be?
>Enter name.
> Try again.
> ===>
Your name is BATTLER. You have just recently moved back in with your DAD, and a few BOXES are still lying around, in need of unpacking. You have a decent interest in VIDEO GAMES, including your favorite ACE ATTORNEY. You hope nobody notices how he has influenced your POSTURE. You're at the age where your thoughts frequently drift to WOMEN. You strongly desire a pair of BREASTS to squeeze, but if the opportunity actually came about, you're not sure if you could really GO THROUGH WITH IT. You love BOOKS, especially MYSTERY NOVELS, but you don't read much, only ABOUT ONE HUNDRED BOOKS A YEAR.
What will you do?
> Don a cape and chuckle maniacally
A cape? Why would you even own a cape? You guess you could just use your bedsheet, but capes just aren't your aesthetic. Come on, would PHOENIX WRIGHT wear a cape? Would HERCULE POIROT wear a cape? What about SHERLOCK HOLMES? HARRY ANDERSON? KEIICHI MAEBARA? MAKOTO NAEGI? DETECTIVE CHIMP? MISS MARPLE? RAIDOU KUZUNoh shit wait
> ===>
Armed with a SWORD, a GUN, and an army of DEMONS, RAIDOU KUZUNOHA XIV uncovers the truth behind secret mysteries in the Capitol! And of course, he wouldn't be able to do it without his trusty talking cat sidekick, GOUTO!
> ===>
How you wish you had a talking cat sidekick. Alas, you will likely never meet any cats of such significance, or demons, because magical cats and demons are both very FAKE. Instead, you will have to solve the REAL FAKE MYSTERIES in your books and games.
Man, this cape you mean bedsheet is really comfortable.
> go to sleep
No! Absolutely not! You've got a GAME to play, and if you go to bed now, you won't be able to play it until you get back home on MONDAY, and your friends will have probably already beaten it, and they'll SPOIL you, and that's just about the most unacceptable thing that could happen. You're staying very much awake.
Umistuck
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of October, 2018, is the day before the annual gathering of this young man's family. It also happens that it is the date scheduled for the launch of a highly exclusive playtesting experience for a much anticipated game. The young man is expecting to find this game in his mailbox today. He is expecting the game to be enclosed in a pair of envelopes, and printed on these envelopes, he is expecting to find his name!
What do you suppose the name on the envelopes will be?
>Enter name.
> Try again.
> ===>
Your name is BATTLER. You have just recently moved back in with your DAD, and a few BOXES are still lying around, in need of unpacking. You have a decent interest in VIDEO GAMES, including your favorite ACE ATTORNEY. You hope nobody notices how he has influenced your POSTURE. You're at the age where your thoughts frequently drift to WOMEN. You strongly desire a pair of BREASTS to squeeze, but if the opportunity actually came about, you're not sure if you could really GO THROUGH WITH IT. You love BOOKS, especially MYSTERY NOVELS, but you don't read much, only ABOUT ONE HUNDRED BOOKS A YEAR.
What will you do?
> Don a cape and chuckle maniacally
A cape? Why would you even own a cape? You guess you could just use your bedsheet, but capes just aren't your aesthetic. Come on, would PHOENIX WRIGHT wear a cape? Would HERCULE POIROT wear a cape? What about SHERLOCK HOLMES? HARRY ANDERSON? KEIICHI MAEBARA? MAKOTO NAEGI? DETECTIVE CHIMP? MISS MARPLE? RAIDOU KUZUNoh shit wait
> ===>
Armed with a SWORD, a GUN, and an army of DEMONS, RAIDOU KUZUNOHA XIV uncovers the truth behind secret mysteries in the Capitol! And of course, he wouldn't be able to do it without his trusty talking cat sidekick, GOUTO!
> ===>
How you wish you had a talking cat sidekick. Alas, you will likely never meet any cats of such significance, or demons, because magical cats and demons are both very FAKE. Instead, you will have to solve the REAL FAKE MYSTERIES in your books and games.
Man, this cape you mean bedsheet is really comfortable.
> go to sleep
No! Absolutely not! You've got a GAME to play, and if you go to bed now, you won't be able to play it until you get back home on MONDAY, and your friends will have probably already beaten it, and they'll SPOIL you, and that's just about the most unacceptable thing that could happen. You're staying very much awake.