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Post by luigi on Jan 3, 2020 21:07:03 GMT
 You are a RADICAL CHILD. In this world of BORING BUSINESSMEN, ASSHOLE ALPHAS, and CRAPPY CORPORATIONS, you are a wolf among sheep. A champion of the people, a free thinker, a REBEL. You are the single most bad ass and independent punk rocker to ever wake.
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Post by ppaawwll on Jan 4, 2020 5:12:04 GMT
> Look for an ESCAPE; grounding is a product of parental authority, and you ain't gonna listen to no crappy authority! Also check inventory if you have one.
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Post by luigi on Jan 4, 2020 6:29:49 GMT
> Look for an ESCAPE; grounding is a product of parental authority, and you ain't gonna listen to no crappy authority! Also check inventory if you have one. You're damn fucking right you aren't gonna listen to no crappy authority, you got more important shit to do like protest for flawed ideologies you don't quite grasp the full extent of yet.
You check for an ESCAPE, and see two promising candidates: the DOOR, and the WINDOW.
You are not currently holding an ITEM.
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Post by ppaawwll on Jan 4, 2020 7:30:35 GMT
> Examine/Equip BACKPACK.
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Post by luigi on Jan 4, 2020 21:13:34 GMT
> Examine/Equip BACKPACK. 
You both EXAMINE and EQUIP the BACKPACK.
The BACKPACK (LEVEL 1) has 2 ITEM SLOTS. Of course, the BACKPACK itself takes up one of those slots. Most kids your age have leveled up their BACKPACKS to at least LEVEL 4, but you haven't really spent much time leveling up any of your SCHOOL EQUIPMENT.
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Post by ppaawwll on Jan 4, 2020 21:51:31 GMT
> RADICAL CHILD: Pick up that baseball bat. Maybe you can SMAAAASH!! things with it.
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Post by luigi on Jan 4, 2020 23:22:30 GMT
> RADICAL CHILD: Pick up that baseball bat. Maybe you can SMAAAASH!! things with it. 
You take the BASEBALL BAT.
Your BACKPACK's pockets now contain:
(1) Backpack Level 1
(1) Baseball Bat Level 2
The metaphysics of item storage have always frustrated you. Why do CONTAINERS fill up one of their own slots? It makes no sense, but whenever you ask an ADULT they just say "Well, that's how it's always been."
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Post by ppaawwll on Jan 5, 2020 9:39:06 GMT
> Look out the window and admire the view. Also check the view to see how far down the ground is, and if the window can be opened.
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Post by luigi on Jan 7, 2020 6:41:07 GMT
> Look out the window and admire the view. Also check the view to see how far down the ground is, and if the window can be opened. You look out the window to admire the view of the backyard of your weird portable home thingie. The ground isn't that far down but it's a straight drop into the gross mud puddle that always seems to form at the bottom of the ..."house"? You've never been sure what to call the container you live in.
As for opening the window, of course you can. Anything less would be a fire hazard. Following fire safety code is punk when it ensures your survival to fight another day. |
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Post by ppaawwll on Jan 7, 2020 20:56:17 GMT
> Remember how to level up your backpack. Also scout out the window for any potential threats/authority.
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Post by luigi on Jan 10, 2020 21:48:23 GMT
> Remember how to level up your backpack. Also scout out the window for any potential threats/authority. 
You attempt to RECALL something you heard maybe in school... or possibly from your MOM... or the INTERNET? "To Level Up your bag, simply... something to do with BOOKS."
Fuck, your memory is garbage.
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You scout for credible THREATS. There seem to be none around; MOM is sleeping (it's only noon c'mon) and the MONSTERS in the forest don't cross the fence barrier until the sun goes down.
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Post by stinky purple mario on Jan 11, 2020 21:05:58 GMT
>Smash the window with the guitar.
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Post by luigi on Jan 11, 2020 21:17:02 GMT
>Smash the window with the guitar. 
You get distracted and attempt to play something on your guitar, ending it with a wicked solo and then destroying your guitar in true rock n roll fashion. You SHATTER your window.
All the noise definitely woke MOM up. |
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Post by ppaawwll on Jan 13, 2020 4:20:00 GMT
> QUICK, BOOK IT. R U N
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Post by venchi on Jan 15, 2020 12:38:26 GMT
Why run when you can skate
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Post by luigi on Jan 17, 2020 4:34:55 GMT
With quick thinking, you hop out the window. Of course, this means a descent into... Mud.
MOM storms angrily into your room, and sees the damages you've wrought.
You no longer feel like a RADICAL CHILD. You now have the status of a MUD-COVERED CHILD, giving you the following attributes:
-1 CHARM Point(s)
APLOMB RESERVOIR Refills 50% Slower* (per each Level of MUD you attain.)
* APLOMB RESERVOIR debuff does not stack with the BASHFUL TROGLODYTE perk, but otherwise stacks with all other APLOMB effects.
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Post by luigi on Jan 17, 2020 4:37:29 GMT
Why run when you can skate 
You decide it would be smarter to have some wheels if you're going to be spending time on the road.
You return to your bedroom for a good old-fashioned, genuine parental STRIFE. Your MOM brandishes her Wagging Index of Dismissiveness, while you pull out your trusty BASEBALL BAT. The turn is yours. What do you do?
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Post by ppaawwll on Jan 17, 2020 13:53:32 GMT
> Child: Start off with your Baseball Bat's OVERHEAD SWING!
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Post by luigi on Jan 18, 2020 19:07:49 GMT
> Child: Start off with your Baseball Bat's OVERHEAD SWING!  ...You're not actually gonna ASSAULT your MOM. The weapon is just like... a formality y'know? It's not very cash money to hurt people. Especially loved ones.
But you better ACT in a non-violent way fast, because her finger is nearing the destination at the end of it's unnerving creep. By the time it pokes you in the eye, your MOM will already be nagging. Look as she already draws in breath to prepare a chastise! |
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Post by Daddy Issues on Jan 18, 2020 22:46:16 GMT
Activate Angst and wail about how this wouldn't have happened if Dad was around.
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Post by ppaawwll on Jan 19, 2020 0:10:40 GMT
> ACT: Disappoint.
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Post by Iron Am on Jan 19, 2020 0:22:43 GMT
>Ignore Mom. Grab your SKATEBOARD, then back out through the window!
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Post by luigi on Jan 19, 2020 1:33:29 GMT
Hey guys I have all the next pages drawn but I can't save the last one because my computer suddenly won't let me name or rename any files! I have full permissions, it works up until I try and change any characters in the input box, it just does a little "buhbing" and doesn't do anything.
I can't do anything until I figure out how to fix this, do you guys have any ideas?
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Post by Really? on Jan 19, 2020 4:02:57 GMT
Did you just fail 'Getting help from Tech Support 101' by not telling us your OS?
If I was to make a wild stab, I'd say that one of the shift/alt/ctrl keys thinks it is stuck down. To fix this, tap every one of those keys to reset them back to unpressed.
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Post by luigi on Jan 20, 2020 3:54:18 GMT
Did you just fail 'Getting help from Tech Support 101' by not telling us your OS? If I was to make a wild stab, I'd say that one of the shift/alt/ctrl keys thinks it is stuck down. To fix this, tap every one of those keys to reset them back to unpressed. Yup but two things: 1 dont make fun of me im a small child 2 I figured it out by turning my computer off and on again. Update tomrrow. |
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