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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 1, 2016 22:30:51 GMT
>Exile: Find book on Human Etiquette
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Post by artstuck on May 1, 2016 23:08:32 GMT
>Exile: Find book on Human Etiquette INSURMOUNTABLE NONEXISTENTS. THE PLAYER CHARACTER ENTITLED 'Exile' DATA RECORDBASE CANNOT FIND. MAYBE USER USER MANUAL READ THROUGH BEFORE ASKI >#wait are you trying to control me? >#hahaha fuck off kid i aint like those other dimwits >#i actually have free will >#also sick burn implyin i aint got no freaking etiquette >#also another sick burn implyin i aint human >#i know both those burns were directly aimed at me but >#i gotta give you props for that >#shit >#look at how sassy the hivemind is gettin >#callin me out for being a uncivilised fuck >#at least you let me have the dignity of assumin that i can at least read >#by tellin me to go look for a book >#you guys slowly turnin into arthur? >#tryin to get people to give a hoot? >#what is with this edutainment bullshit >#fuck off i dont need people tellin me what to do >#i gave up followin orders a long time ago >#i wouldnt have gotten this far in the game if i hadnt
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 2, 2016 0:18:37 GMT
>Move Exile(?) to randomBullshit >User: Read User Manual
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Post by artstuck on May 2, 2016 0:40:45 GMT
>Move Exile(?) to randomBullshit >User: Read User Manual USER CREATED OC 'Exile(?)' HAS MOVED THE TO DIR 'randomBullshit'. LOADING LOADING ARTSTUCK USER MANUAL. --- YES. IT IS I ARTSTUCK. VERSION 10.0. HOW TO USE GUIDE SUPER AWESOME MANUAL MAN-MADE. STEP 1: MAIN SCREEN POWER UP. STEP 2: COMMAND THE INPUT. STEP 3: NO TAKING THE BACKSIES. STEP 4: NO CHEAYou will never win. I know what you're planning, but it will be a dark day in hell before I ever let you achieve it. I don't know how long it will take you to find this, or if you even ever will, but if you do, just stop. Stop what you're doing. There is still time. Forfeit now, and remain at peace with yourself, before the travesty of what you're trying to accomplish completely tears your soul apart.TING PLEASE. STEP 5: ENJOYS.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 2, 2016 0:46:15 GMT
>TURN ON main screen >GO TO URL="pbskids.org" >CONFIRMATION="yes" >ENJOYMENT?="very"
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 2, 2016 0:49:15 GMT
>pwd >cd .. >vi tumut.cpp
>#include <iostream> > >using std::cout; > > main(){ > while(capitalization=true){ > cout << "Everyday when you're walking down the street, And everybody that you meet Has an original point of view
And I say hey! (Hey!) What a wonderful kind of day If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other
You gotta listen to your heart, listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes, open up your ears Get together and make things better, By working together!
It's a simple message, And it comes from the heart Believe in yourself, For that's the place to start
And I say hey! (Hey!) What a wonderful kind of day, If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other
Hey! What a wonderful kind of day. Hey! What a wonderful kind of day " >}
> > >g++ tumut.cpp >./a.out
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Post by artstuck on May 2, 2016 1:34:14 GMT
>TURN ON main screen >GO TO URL="pbskids.org" >CONFIRMATION="yes" >ENJOYMENT?="very" > >pwd >cd .. >vi tumut.cpp >#include <iostream> > >using std::cout; > > main(){ > while(capitalization=true){ > cout << "Everyday when you're walking down the street, And everybody that you meet Has an original point of view And I say hey! (Hey!) What a wonderful kind of day If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other You gotta listen to your heart, listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes, open up your ears Get together and make things better, By working together! It's a simple message, And it comes from the heart Believe in yourself, For that's the place to start And I say hey! (Hey!) What a wonderful kind of day, If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other Hey! What a wonderful kind of day. Hey! What a wonderful kind of day " >} > > >g++ tumut.cpp >./a.out >#i mean this is just fantastic isnt it >#here we are fuckin about with code >#we could be progressin the story you know >#findin out some sweet shit about old artie n pals >#but no >#lets go to the extremely shite pbs website >#lets compile the entire arthur theme as a text file >#why not >#i mean its not like ive got things to do >#places to be >#no by all means lets discover each and every single function this piece of shit machine has to offer >#maybe we could make it BEEP next >#lets throw in some radical LOOP action into the mix >#well two can play at that game >INPUT "are you a fuckin dumbass", a$ >#ffs >CLS
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 2, 2016 1:42:45 GMT
>tumut.cpp should loop the Arthur theme indefinitely so... >./a.out >pwd
> GO TO URL='http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/165/artstuck?page=3&scrollTo=8638'; >CONFIRMATION='yes';
>Attempt to CHEAT through x2 INPUT DIPLOPIA
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Post by artstuck on May 2, 2016 10:38:26 GMT
>tumut.cpp should loop the Arthur theme indefinitely so... >./a.out >pwd > GO TO URL='http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/165/artstuck?page=3&scrollTo=8638'; >CONFIRMATION='yes'; >Attempt to CHEAT through x2 INPUT DIPLOPIA EROOR. EROOR. WHAT I JUST TOLD NO CHEATING MUST. CANNOT HANDLE DOUBLE TWICENESS. SYSTEM OVERLOAD MALFUNCTIONING. CONSULT USER MANUAL FOR MAJOR PROBLEM SOLUTION. >#WELP >#IT WOULD DEFFO SEEM THAT YES >#YOU ARE INDEED A FUCKIN DUMBASS >#BUT AT LEAST THE ARTHUR THEME AINT LOOPIN ANYMORE >#THAT PROBLEM HAS SURE AS HELLA FUCK BEEN SLEUTHED >#no i mean i absolutely wanna spend my days havin to reboot this garbage piece of trash >#you better hope for the love of whichever respective deity you believe in we havent lost any progress >#what little progress we have made anyway >#maybe at least while its rebooting i can fix its dank ass grammar >#try to code in some actual fuckin english into its system >#use the 1337 qbasic skills ive picked up over the years >#obvs whilst this is going on command input is gonna be fucked >#i highly doubt artstuck will be able to process any commands for a little bit >#so prepare to be extremely bored for the next few minutes >#although we could still chat on here i guess >#hi how are you >#maybe you should start asking me plot relevant questions >#or maybe you could just fart around implyin i aint got no standards >#i dont give a shit
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ARTSTUCK
May 2, 2016 11:23:08 GMT
via mobile
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 2, 2016 11:23:08 GMT
>Introduce thy self.
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Post by artstuck on May 2, 2016 12:41:56 GMT
>Introduce thy self. >#hmm >#well i dont really have a name >#i ditched that a long time ago >#along with everything else in my life >#so call me whatever the hell you want i guess >#im pretty chill most of the time >#unless you get on my last nerve >#which happens quite a lot actually >#but apart from that im a nice guy >#even though all the people ive ever killed probably beg to differ >#whatever >#it was their funeral >#quite literally >#well maybe not literally as no one really had the time to give them a funeral >#the point is that theyre dead >#which is no less than they deserve to be honest >#i do like the topic of death though >#if you find that i start wafflin on and one about it then feel free to stop me >#the concept of dyin just fascinates me >#as long as its not me thats dyin >#not that thatll ever happen ofc
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Post by Sharkalien on May 2, 2016 19:57:01 GMT
>How did you get here? Heck, where exactly IS here?
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Post by artstuck on May 2, 2016 20:24:25 GMT
>How did you get here? Heck, where exactly IS here? >#well where else do you expect? >#elwood city of course! >#or at least whats left of it anyway >#ikr hard to imagine it survived on the edge of two different sessions >#a tiny paperclip of a world holding both universes together >#who knew it would eventually outgrow them both >#well i mean i sure did >#but thats only because i plan things in advance >#though to be fair i did cheat a little bit to get where i am ;D >#if you can call it cheating anyway >#it was probably more along the lines of bending the rules to suit my purposes >#exploiting each and every loophole i could discover >#to great avail
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 3, 2016 1:03:26 GMT
>What is your goal. What are you doing here rabbit dersite exile man
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Post by artstuck on May 3, 2016 19:57:48 GMT
>What is your goal. What are you doing here rabbit dersite exile man>#oh wouldnt you love to know what im doin >#i suppose you could say im here to win the game >#but i mean really win the game >#more than anyones ever won it before >#im not goin to make a half assed attempt if it >#like some crazy players i could care to mention >#everythins goin accordin to plan >#all i have to do now is wait >#well okay theres a bit more to it than that >#ive got to make sure certain things happen at certain points >#push the odds in my favour >#make sure certain events happen that otherwise wouldnt have happened >#youll see what i mean soon enough >#until then you guys just have to keep the ball rollin >#just keep blabberin on with your inane commands and well get there eventually >#so im almost done with rebootin the system >#just one or two more questions then we can get the show on the road again
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 3, 2016 22:48:06 GMT
>Where are you from? What's your favorite food?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 4, 2016 0:05:40 GMT
>What is your favorite song?
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Post by artstuck on May 4, 2016 19:32:25 GMT
>Where are you from? What's your favorite food? >What is your favorite song? >#oh you cuties youre actually askin me personal shit >#its almost like im on a date >#with multiple people >#maybe you guys aint so bad after all >#well im from america originally >#but i hated it there so i used to travel a lot >#or at least one iteration of me did >#at least i dont try to cover up where im from >#like arthur and his fake british accent >#where or when the hell he picked that up i have no idea >#my fave food is carrots >#cause as youve already guessed >#im a fuckin bunny >#as for my fave song >#well that would have to be space jam by quad city djs >#actually mark down space jam as being my fave movie too >#maybe even my fave thing ever >#holy shit >#where do i even begin with that film >#i mean it has a lagomorphic lead for a start >#thats great species representation right there >#its got the greatest sport known to all of mankind >#basketball >#and finally it includes the greatest song of all time >#i believe i can fly >#ok so i know i just said space jam was my fave song >#but ive just changed my mind alright >#the lyrics just speak to me >#i love flyin >#even more than i love death >#the moment i first learned how to fly was probs the greatest moment of my entire fuckin life >#ill never forget the feelin >#i think about it every night and day >#spread my wings and fly away >#incredible >#but enough reminiscin >#i think im finally finished with fixin this thing >#i made its dialogue soooooooooo much better for a start >#couldnt fix the crappy graphics but whatevs >#also it wont accept code from anyone other than me from now on >#dont want a repeat of this incident again do we >#hold off on commands for a bit while i load this shit back up
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Post by artstuck on May 4, 2016 19:51:45 GMT
>Load Yo, wassup bro? I'm the totally awesome and totally cool ARTSTUCK. I'm hella rad and hella gangsta. This game is 100% loaded and 100% awesome. Don't complain if it ain't, yo! I hope you enjoy it! LOL What's this radical dude's name? >#oh god it did load it from the beginning >#shit >#okay no problem i think i can just skip back to where we were >#it should still have the data we entered before >#so we should just be able to skip ahead no problem >#i just need to keep skipping forward >cmd fwd 5
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Post by artstuck on May 4, 2016 20:19:42 GMT
>cmd fwd 5 You use your sweet mouse and keyboard to open up SKIPPY and, after some majorly tubular decision-making, you choose to answer your BFF first. Like I already told you, bros before hoes! jk jk lmfao Anyways, below is the super cool convo you had with arthurRead in all its awesome glory!
*arthurRead is chatting to you* AR: hey BB: Greetings! Your vehement presence forthwith is immeasurably invaluable to my life experiences. AR: okay i didnt understand a word of that AR: but i guess you also said hello BB: Sorry, I'll tone it down a bit. BB: What brings you to my humble virtual domain? AR: thats toning it down? AR: whatever happy birthday dude! AR: its not every day you turn 13 AR: unless you were trapped in a never ending time loop >#yeah good thing thatll never happen >#imagine havin to go through this shitty day once again >#so youve probs noticed by now how much better artstuck is at talkin >#i mean who doesnt love 90s slang and shitty 1337 speak >#oh and lets not forget outdated memes from 2009 >#because if theres one thing classic beloved cartoons from the 90s need >#ITS FUCKIN OUTDATED MEMES FROM 2009 >#ITS NOT LIKE THAT ITS A CRIME AGAINST FUCKIN NATURE OR WHATEVER >#RUININ MY FUCKIN CHILDHOOD >#ONE DISGUSTIN TWERK FUELED LSD RAVE AT A TIME >#no me gusta >#hang on let me think >#how many more pages do i need to skip through to get to where we were >#including this one >#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >#okay its 19 >#cmd fwd 19
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Post by artstuck on May 4, 2016 20:26:29 GMT
>cmd fwd 19 >#yeah okay here we go >#feel free to start inputting commands again now Your EXTREME dad has finally brought you arthurRead's birthday gift! Are you a bad enough dude to open it?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 4, 2016 20:29:49 GMT
>Don't bogart my groove, dude. Open it
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Post by Neptz on May 4, 2016 20:30:24 GMT
>Yeah you fucking are. Do it. Open it. Rock out to the spirits of the 80's. Be fresh
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Post by artstuck on May 4, 2016 21:17:28 GMT
>Yeah you fucking are. Do it. Open it. Rock out to the spirits of the 80's. Be fresh Hellz yeah, now we getting somewhere! You've been waiting for this banging present for so long, it's been freaking you out big time. But now we finally gonna crack this shit wide open, homefry. You open the lid and discover >get chip I don't understand what you mean, bro! >take chip I don't understand what you mean, bro! >fucking pick up chip I don't understand what you mean, bro! >i fucking swear you asshat computer >take the fucking chip >and shove it in your fucking pocket >now I don't understand w >FUCK OFF
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on May 4, 2016 22:47:09 GMT
>Shove face through wrapping paper. now is it buster or molly
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