toto
Bravesprout
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Apr 25, 2016 5:59:28 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 5:59:28 GMT
 Hey! so this is my first fanventure. Here's hoping it goes well! I'm planning to make some simple flashes and animated panels for now; but who knows what will happen later. Please enjoy my humble crude adventure, folks! (the characters are already named and everything. also the no horns thing will be explained eventually i guess.)
CLICK HERE FOR TUMBLR ASKBOX (ANON ENABLED)  This troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that this day holds absolutely no significance to him, but it will soon. This troll would like to inform you that he has a lot of friends and acquaintances, and their adventures are quite extensive. If you think that we have time to play out all expected patterns and running gags along the way, then you are absolutely correct. So, starting with the usual: What will the name of this troll be?  You immediately enter some bogus crap, failing to realize that this troll is 9 sweeps old. He already had his name entered 3 sweeps ago, dummy!   Your name is MARTIS HEREUS. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a strong passion for PAINTING, although you regard your ARTISTIC SKILLS as somewhat subpar. Your love for art is evident by the copies of FAMOUS PAINTINGS adorning your walls, which you acquired thanks to your highblood friend, since pursuing such art forms is a delicacy usually reserved for those higher on the caste. The TROLLALISA, the GREATEST and most BEAUTIFUL PAINTING OF ALL TIME, is your favorite. It was the hardest to get a copy of. Occasionally, you like to explore new art forms other than painting. The most recent medium you have tried is the art of ORIGAMI CRAFTS, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. Your shitty attempts at making an ORIGAMI CRANE are resting just below the copious amounts of the extremely hard-to-follow ORIGAMI INSTRUCTION PAPERS on the wall. Your favorite pastime, which is somewhat of a personal interest, is to indulge in ROMANTIC SPECULATION, which some uncivilized persons might refer to as 'SHIPPING'. Your stomach turns at such a disgraceful word. You obviously don't like sharing this with others as much as you like to share your shitty origami and mediocre paintings. Your trolltag is cholericArtist and you speak behind a dull veil of anonymity.
Now, on such an uneventful day, what should you do for the time being? |
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Apr 25, 2016 6:06:39 GMT
Post by Actually Ed on Apr 25, 2016 6:06:39 GMT
>Jump in pillows with no regard for artistic integrity
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Apr 25, 2016 6:07:37 GMT
Post by eerr on Apr 25, 2016 6:07:37 GMT
>Play with your bardiche.
>Think like a ninja, silent but deadly.
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Enchanted Beginning
Plucky Tot
It's time for First Steps... to go OMEGA!!! #omegauniverse
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Apr 25, 2016 6:20:23 GMT
Post by Enchanted Beginning on Apr 25, 2016 6:20:23 GMT
> Adorn the fancy top hat
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Apr 25, 2016 6:28:26 GMT
Post by balancesong on Apr 25, 2016 6:28:26 GMT
> Equip Polearm
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toto
Bravesprout
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Creata
Apr 25, 2016 7:05:51 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 7:05:51 GMT
>Jump in pillows with no regard for artistic integrity  This is definitely a very constructive use of your time. >Play with your bardiche.   You fool, this deadly spearkind polearm/bardiche(?) specibus is not a toy! It is a noble weapon, which heroic warriors of your kind used in their wars and conquests! You like to think that you look cool wielding it, but you wind up looking kinda silly prancing around your respiteblock without an actual practice target. > Adorn the fancy top hat  Classy. Now if only you had a MONOCLE to complete the look... A proper gentleman without his monocle can hardly be considered a terribly proper gentleman at all. |
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Apr 25, 2016 7:15:24 GMT
Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 25, 2016 7:15:24 GMT
>Fashion a monocle out of papercraft.
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Apr 25, 2016 7:42:35 GMT
Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Apr 25, 2016 7:42:35 GMT
>Use SCISSORS to cut a monocle out of SCARF
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Creata
Apr 25, 2016 9:07:37 GMT
Post by cobaltergeist on Apr 25, 2016 9:07:37 GMT
> Begin MONOCLEQUEST.
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toto
Bravesprout
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Creata
Apr 25, 2016 12:59:05 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 12:59:05 GMT
>Fashion a monocle out of papercraft.  This proves to be a colossal waste of time. Man, your results don't even look any good. Screw this. You think you ought to find something better to do. i can't draw good monocles?? adssdfdfgjha :U |
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Apr 25, 2016 13:18:54 GMT
Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 25, 2016 13:18:54 GMT
>Troll some chumps.
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Bravesprout
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Creata
Apr 25, 2016 14:19:43 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 14:19:43 GMT
  You decide to put away your SHITTY DISGUISE for safekeeping, so you retrieve your FETCH MODUS, the PICTIONARY. It's a great way to develop your artistic skills, while also usefully keeping your things in your CAPTCHALOGUE DECK. This modus can be frustrating at times, like all other fetch modi tend to be. >Martis: Draw, then captchlogue.
 Har har.  The modus recognizes what you were trying to draw and snaps it right up. Nice going!  It appears your chums are faster than you are. You wonder what this one wants? She's so annoying. ...Actually, all of your chums are annoying, but this one takes the goddamn crown. |
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Apr 25, 2016 15:43:55 GMT
via mobile
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 25, 2016 15:43:55 GMT
>The ANNOIQUEEN can sit her rump down. You got bigger fish to fry. Attempt paper crane Origami before answering chum.
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Enchanted Beginning
Plucky Tot
It's time for First Steps... to go OMEGA!!! #omegauniverse
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Creata
Apr 25, 2016 18:04:29 GMT
Post by Enchanted Beginning on Apr 25, 2016 18:04:29 GMT
> Be pestered by bountifulPurgatory
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toto
Bravesprout
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Creata
Apr 25, 2016 18:20:52 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 18:20:52 GMT
>The ANNOIQUEEN can sit her rump down. You got bigger fish to fry. Attempt paper crane Origami before answering chum.  Word. You're in no mood to deal with her right now. Instead, you decide you will attempt some paper crane Origami for now.  >ANNOIQUEEN: Activate.
  !!? Your arm suddenly moves by itself.   AUGH FUCK  AA: ahshahahahahahsahddsaf omg
AA: hey maaartis QUIT HITTING YOURSELPH AHAHAHAHA
AA: QUIT HITTING YOURSELPH AND ANSWER ME!!!! AHAHAHASHAHSHDFGHAA
AA: this is so Phucking Phunny ahahaha
AA: i'm just imagining you Punching yourselPh in the Phucking Phace like a giant tool omg
AA: come on i stoPPed it so answer me already lmao
why is making gifs in photoshop so hard i cry everytim the timing is always off in PS  |
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Apr 25, 2016 18:36:47 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 25, 2016 18:36:47 GMT
>Gogdamn chuckle voodoos. This bitch isn't gonna quit is she.
>Pester your 'chum'
What's our hero's blood anyway? Also, I commend your work, both Create and Nestsomethingother have very nice troll sprites and hero modes, original GIFs are great.
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Toralyzer
Greentike
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Creata
Apr 25, 2016 18:59:38 GMT
via mobile
Post by Toralyzer on Apr 25, 2016 18:59:38 GMT
> Make your own voodoo doll of them from origami.
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Apr 25, 2016 19:02:11 GMT
Post by balancesong on Apr 25, 2016 19:02:11 GMT
> Reply to amusedAcolyte
((Looking at the slightly red pigment of the grey, I'd imagine they're the same blood as Karkat.))
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toto
Bravesprout
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Apr 25, 2016 19:38:07 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 19:38:07 GMT
>Martis: Get up. Looks like another victory goes to the ANNOIQUEEN. Your end of the PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT is looking severely pathetic. >Gogdamn chuckle voodoos. This bitch isn't gonna quit is she. >Pester your 'chum' What's our hero's blood anyway? Also, I commend your work, both Create and Nestsomethingother have very nice troll sprites and hero modes, original GIFs are great.  CA: WHAT THE BAG OF HOOFBEAST CRAP DID YOU JUST FUCKING DO.AA: did you have Phun socking yourselPh in the PhaceCA: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR??AA: i was just having some innocent Phun, mart!!!!
AA: why are you so sensitive like that lmaoCA: Oh I don't know, maybe because MAKING ME PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE is not as innocent as you make it out to be?AA: well iPh you MAYBE considered that i might have needed to urgently sPeak with you and answered me then none oPh this would have haPPened???CA: Don't care.
CA: What do you want?AA: oh my godd okay so
AA: you KNOW i wouldn't talk to you unless i absolutely had to so don't Phlatter yourselPhCA: Whatever.AA: i was sent here by the BIG MAN himselPh today
AA: he has a message Phor youCA: Why is he even speaking to you again. Does he have a fucking death wish??AA: hahaha relax i'm not gonna mess with him again lmaoCA: You certainly did more than "mess with him", but fine. GO ON.AA: who cares about that BULLSHIT now
AA: it's all in the PastCA: Oh, SURE. I OBVIOUSLY TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU NOW.AA: shut uP and listen!!!!
AA: so here's the deal
AA: he's gonna be setting all oPh us uP Phor a game session
AA: kind oPh like larPingCA: Are you fucking serious? He's going to play a game with YOU in it, of all people? IS HE FUCKING BRAIN DEAD?AA: : ///CA: He's lucky he didn't go blind the first time around.
CA: But he'll be fucking crippled by the end of this.AA: i told you it wont haPPen again!!!!
AA: IT'S ALL IN THE PAST!!!!!!!!
AA: will you just listen, i'm trying to tell you imPortant details here!!!CA: Fine.AA: Phiiiinally the sweet sound oPh martis-not-talkingCA: Will you just fucking end this chatlog?AA: sheesh ok ok!
AA: so as i was saying
AA: he will set uP a session with two teams, 1 and 2
CA: Those are some real creative names.
AA: shooosh!
AA: each team will have a leader!!
AA: you're on team 2 so you gotta go gather teammates now
AA: also obviously you and me are not on the same team : )))
CA: So who are my teammates?
AA: that's uP to you
AA: i've gotta get going to gather some cool team mateeees
AA: our team's gonna Phuck yours uP so bad lmaooo
CA: Oh, IS THIS A FUCKING CHALLENGE? Bring it the FUCK on.
AA: YEAH! that's the sPirit!!
AA: see mart all you gotta do it PHEEL IT
AA: now iPh only she was as enthusiastic to Play as you...
AA: welP!! smell you later i gotta go
AA: Pchoooo
CA: Wait!
auspiciousAristocrat [AA] ceased trolling cholericArtist [CA]
CA: Who's "she"??
CA: Goddamnit.
_______________________ Author note: sorry if the log's too long :c i wanted the character's personalities to be visible in it. also, theres lots of talk about important stuff in there. What's our hero's blood anyway? Also, I commend your work, both Create and Nestsomethingother have very nice troll sprites and hero modes, original GIFs are great. you can try and quess his blood :V also ohmygod thank you!!! i dont deserve such kind words omg  just to clarify since some peeps asked me about this at tumblr, Martis is a male! sorry if anyone was confused!! 
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toto
Bravesprout
Posts: 85
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Apr 25, 2016 20:41:41 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 20:41:41 GMT
> Attempt to be AA.
 This girl stands in her quite expansive respiteblock. Today, she is planning to play a game with all of her friends! All of them! It's going to be a very busy and a long day. In fact, we should get moving right away! Come on, decide what this girl's name is already! Gosh.
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Apr 25, 2016 21:00:31 GMT
Post by eerr on Apr 25, 2016 21:00:31 GMT
>Tantis Peixes
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Post by classpectanon on Apr 25, 2016 21:06:00 GMT
Lappen Strega
Lappen from the dutch word for ragdoll (according to google translate) Lappenpop, and Strega from the italian word for Witch. Since she's kind of a witchy character and seems to use voodoo doll shenanigans.
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Apr 25, 2016 21:10:18 GMT
via mobile
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 25, 2016 21:10:18 GMT
>ANNOIQUEEN: Ruler of AGITROPOPLIS and #1 HARASSLASS.
Just a note about the 'Bump' above. Shouldn't the 'p' be uppercase?
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Bravesprout
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Apr 25, 2016 22:48:38 GMT
Post by toto on Apr 25, 2016 22:48:38 GMT
 The NAMING BOX is deployed. You wonder what sort of SILLY and absolutely HILARIOUS names you will get?! This is very exciting. >ANNOIQUEEN: Ruler of AGITROPOPLIS and #1 HARASSLASS.  You are suddenly Martis again and hey who are you calling a HARASSLASS? You are no lass, and you certainly don't indulge in any harassment!! It appears you took too much time to think of a name for that girl, and the narrative switched before you could enter anything. Whatever that means.  Seems like you are getting pestered again, and by the BIG MAN himself, nonetheless. After that last conversation with ANNOIQUEEN, you've surely got a bone to pick with this moron.  astuteGambit [AG] begun trolling cholericArtist [CA]AG: ]hey[
AG: ]are you all briefed on the matter[
AG: ]or did you just not answer AA and ignore her like always[CA: First of all.
CA: Are you a fucking moron?
CA: That was a rhetorical question.AG: ]oh boy[CA: Do you have the SLIGHTEST bit of brain power to understand the shit you're doing?
CA: That was another rhetorical question.AG: ]here we fuckin go[CA: Seriously do you have a death wish or something?
CA: Do you, like, get turned on by borderline psychopathic girls manipulating you or something??
CA: Why the FUCK would you ever talk to her again? AG: ]i dunno maybe theres more to this than what you know[
AG: ]i talked with her[
AG: ]we set our differences aside[
AG: ]and its all cool now[CA: WELL EXFUCKINGSCUSE ME FORE BEING CONCERNED ABOUT YOU, "FRIEND".
CA: She's not only dangerous for you.
CA: If that were the case then I wouldn't give a flying fuck about this, but you know how it is.AG: ]stop flipping your shit[
AG: ]shes not gonna be on your team anyway so what do you have to worry about[CA: MY SHIT IS NOT FUCKING FLIPPED, ASSHOLE.
CA: You must be out of your fucking mind to let her be on the same team as you.AG: ]oh my god dude youre totally flipping your shit[
AG: ]im tellin ya its gonna be fine[CA: Oh yeah, like I'm not going to find another one of us missing a limb by the time we start playing.AG: ]since youre not on my team you have no say on this matter[
AG: ]so stop flipping your shit dude[CA: Fine. Don't blame me if you lose your fucking legs or some shit.
CA: In fact, that would just give our team the advantage.
CA: Then I will lead us to victory, as the righteous leader of team 2.AG: ]uh[
AG: ]dude youre not the leader[CA: WHAT??AG: ]yeah[
AG: ]i picked fishface for that[CA: Excuse me, what is this bullshit you're spewing right now.
CA: You want HER to lead, of all people?AG: ]dunno dude[CA: Don't you "dunno" me you hooligan.
CA: Picking the blind girl to lead?? Your attempts to sabotage our team are really stupid and obvious.
CA: Besides, I was HATCHED for this position.
CA: If there is any suitable leader, it would be me.AG: ]like i said[
AG: ]dunno dude[
AG: ]if you want to be the leader then just ask her[CA: OhAG: ]theres no big conspiracy going on to sabotage anyone[
AG: ]she just seemed fit for it i guess[CA: Uh. Well, ok. I will do that. Obviously.AG: ]also youd better get some members soon[
AG: ]weve already got 3[CA: Oh shit, you're right.AG: ]yeah youd better get going dude[astuteGambit [AG] ceased trolling cholericArtist [CA]  Suddenly you are this way cool dude, standing in his way too cluttered block.
Life is a wild ride, but sometimes you've got to chill out and look at the brighter side, ya know? At least, that's what this dude seems to thinks.
A chill coolkid like you ought to have a real cool name, but you wouldn't mind us taking a guess, would you? Of course not. It's all innocent fun anyway.
So, what is the name of this super chill dude?_____________ Author note: Just to clarify, the characters are all named! Joke name suggestions are what I'm looking for here. Also, about updates: If there are more suggested commands, then the updates will be more often with more panels. It all depends on the amount of suggestions, mostly. c: ALSO!!! We now have a tumblr! With an ASKBOX! With an ANON ASK option enabled!! Check it out --> creata-stuck.tumblr.com/ask |
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Apr 26, 2016 1:59:49 GMT
Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 26, 2016 1:59:49 GMT
>ASS-GENERAL BUPKIS: Hero of DOLTOPIA and #1 BIGMAN RUDEDUDE
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