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Post by spacedwarfindustries on May 23, 2016 17:56:38 GMT
Foursquares: The Shittiest Name Possible For This Adventure, Really
What was I thinking
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A wind howls across a desolate desert mesa, many miles from the slightest glimpse of civilisation.
A young man stands in a blast-sealed chamber in an off-the-grid secret reinforced concrete bunker.
Though it was three years ago that he retreated from the world, it is only today he will remember his name.
What will his name be?
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Post by Sharkalien on May 23, 2016 20:24:13 GMT
>Hoss Delgado
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Post by Nero on May 23, 2016 20:31:47 GMT
>Frisk
>Plonk
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Post by Neptz on May 23, 2016 20:39:08 GMT
>Fallout 4
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2016 20:59:53 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 24, 2016 3:37:13 GMT
>Robert Gordo
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on May 24, 2016 19:09:21 GMT
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Post by Rucorous on May 25, 2016 16:50:08 GMT
>First, get uTorrent, second, find a Sburb II torrent and download it.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on May 26, 2016 21:38:36 GMT
>First, get uTorrent, second, find a Sburb II torrent and download it. You don't need to get a torrent!  You already installed the game to your VAULTOP wall-based computing solution a few days back. Your friend gT had you mailed a pre-complied copy in advance, because your internet connection is very slow here. (Your personal theory is ALIEN INTERFERENCE, and not BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LITERAL GOBI DESERT) The temptation to pre-play it in advance is strong, but your best friend aT strongly warned you against doing so, not least because SBURB2 hasn't been released yet (Neither has SBURB, but gT is totally a time travelling ALIEN. You're onto him.), and your FRIEND GROUP are going to play it together at the "official release" later today. Suckers. Damn, looks like the exterior feed lost signal again. You're convinced you have the only cable-eating moths in the world, sometimes. Oh, is that him now? |
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Post by Amigo on May 27, 2016 16:55:24 GMT
>Answer aT, but pretend to be gT
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Post by ilikeswordz on May 27, 2016 17:55:34 GMT
>Your friend can wait, check the exterior cable for those dang moths.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on May 27, 2016 20:51:04 GMT
>Your friend can wait, check the exterior cable for those dang moths.
As soon as you can find them, that is.
You waste at least two hours looking for goddamn moths.
Then you go answer your friend. He'll understand the wait.
-- avertedTeratoid began pestering telesticTruth at 11:15:12 AM --
AT: Hello there Hoss
AT: Are you Well?
AT: ...
AT: Are you searching for Moths again?
at: Hello?
--telesticTruth is an idle chum!--
AT: I see. I will remain here Until you are less preoccupied
AT: Best friend
--telesticTruth is no longer an idle chum as of 1:74:32 PM
TT: Bugger, are you gone?
AT: I was considering it but no, not yet
AT: I have mostly been in another Tab, like normal
TT: Good to know! What's up, pal?
AT: I am here to inform you that GT and GG have recieved their physical copies of the Game
AT: And while my personal Misgivings are still Many (The normal amount)
AT: They should be ready any minute now
TT: That's great to hear, man?
TT: That's not all, is it?
AT: Well
TT: Is it aliens? Are we being invaded openly yet?!!
AT: Sometimes I wonder about you. Just a Little.
AT: No, its not Aliens. It is just.
AT: I can't mediate between you and GT forever. You and Him are going to have to
AT: Talk directly over the course of this game, you know
AT: This is not normal Behaviour, and from what little I know of this game
AT: Normal games are What you will want
AT: ...
AT: Hello?
TT: Oh, sorry! Caught up in my own thoughts, hah
TT: I guess we'll have to work things out, hah
TT: (Even if he is absolutely an alien saboteur!!)
AT: Hoss we've talked. This belief is not normal
AT: The "Clear Proof of alien activity" And or "Time Relics"
AT: That he sends you are very blatant Fabrications
TT: :¬|
AT: Oh sorry. I forgot about our Truce on the issue of normality and the Alien conspiracy
TT: :¬)
AT: Anyway
AT: If you are still set on playing This game, I advise you to set Yourself up with GT
AT: Farewell
TT: Bye!!
-- avertedTeratoid ceased pestering telesticTruth --
Bluh. Tad is such a meddler. Oh well, you can't not communicate directly with
your other friend(ish?) if you're going to play a game together. It would be a
logistical nightmare.
Ugh. You're not sure if you want to be connected directly to him, though. An
extra degree of separation might help keep things below a simmer between
you. Maybe you could recruit TG into being your control player instead of GT.
(is that even the right terminology?)
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Post by AlphaaBeta on May 30, 2016 21:43:09 GMT
> Decide to connect with TG
> Be someone completely different.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on May 31, 2016 19:02:46 GMT
> Decide to connect with TG
You guess she's not so bad. Even if you barely know her, even by the standards
of internet acquaintances. Your mind is made up, however, by the fact that she's
just come online.
-- telesticTruth began pestering travellingGalactic at 1:32 PM --
TT: Hey, girl, how's it going?
TG: greetings. things are well.
TG: and also, sandy.
TT: Hey, don't even talk about sand! You'd think a nuclear bunker would
be able to keep the sand out, but it just gets everywhere!
TG: i doubt you have more than i, but
TG: i also doubt sand is what you wanted to talk about.
TT: Yeah!
TT: So, I was wondering if you, uh, wanted to play the game
TT: You know, the group one out today, SBURB?
TG: yes.
TT: Er.
TT: Can you elaborate?
TG: yes, i will play the game with you.
TT: I'll be honest, I expected to have to wrangle with you about this!
TT: What's behind the acquiescence?
TG: i recently received the game disc, courtesy of our mutual friend.
TG: as soon as I am in a position to play, we shall begin.
TT: When will that be?
TG: i estimate just a few h
-- travellingGalactic ceased being pestered by telesticTruth --
TT: Hello?
TT: Bugger.
Uh oh. That one was definitely on her end. You wonder what could have shut her computer down like that.
oh dont you dare run out of power on me like that
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 2, 2016 17:56:07 GMT
====>
Meanwhile, years in the future...
- that is to say, at the present moment exactly...
A lone walker traverses the desert sands, their communication device, newly inoperable.
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 5, 2016 17:59:21 GMT
> Put some new batteries in this thing
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 5, 2016 20:52:59 GMT
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 5, 2016 21:02:15 GMT
> SANDMAN
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Post by eerr on Jun 8, 2016 14:16:54 GMT
>Lonely Wayfarer
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 8, 2016 17:50:28 GMT
>Frifle Mauser
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 9, 2016 20:15:29 GMT
 That would be a terrible name. You hate sand - and you're not a man.
Let's try that again.
You have been known by both of these in your time. Your online friends
may know you as Mauser, but as to the rest of the world - or what's left
of it -
There. Now, suitably named...
Your name is the Lonely Wanderer, and three years ago the world ended.
Your hobbies consist of WALKING IN THE DESERT, though you hate it, and
VIEWING THE STARS through your portable telescope. Space enthralls you,
especially since you know mankind will never reach it now. A friend has
recently sent you a piece of MYSTERIOUS TECHNOLOGY he insists you refer
to as a 'game' to your other friends.
Although your PORTABLE COMMS DEVICE has ceased to function, you connect
to a mysterious COMMUNICATIONS FREQUENCY along with your friends as
"travellingGalactic", and you are careful with your words so as not to offend the
only other people with access to advanced technology you have ever met.
You're half an hour's walk from camp. Is there anything you want to do before
we go and try being someone else?
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 9, 2016 21:02:20 GMT
>Take a hefty swig of water before you die, mang
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 9, 2016 21:05:58 GMT
> Be the vulture that we can barely see at the top of the sniper visor
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 11, 2016 15:01:53 GMT
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 11, 2016 15:35:50 GMT
> Daft Punk
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