Post by EthicalAndroid on Jun 24, 2016 18:58:21 GMT
Burb Stuck: It's an MMO inspired in part by SBURB.
I accidentally posted the first pages at the mirroring site instead of here. (whoops) The rest of the pages will be posted here.
CHAPTER SELECT!
CHAPTER 0 : The Birthday [Complete!]
CHAPTER I - ACT I : Early BURB Takes the Worm [Complete!]
CHAPTER I - ACT II : The Islanders [Complete!]
INTERMISSION : The Yarn [In progress]
If you don't want to go to the mirror, I put all the earlier pages (that were not in this thread) here.
WARNING: RECAPITULATION
YOU HAVE OPENED THE RECAP PAGE.
Start Burb Stuck!
Today is this guy's 16th birthday! He got this cool new game, but he lost it somewhere.
==>
The last time he saw the CD was when he placed it on his desk...
The second present: an awesome X-Ray gun! Time to test it out!
==>
Aw yeah! First try!
==>
CD in, time to play the latest hit: BURB!
What's this guy's name anyway?
Darn, looks like someone already took that name.
I wonder what he's doing...
==>
BURB BRODE, CHIEF COMMANDER of the LARFSTONE ARMY and LAUGHMASTER ARCHLORD. His infamous laughs echo throughout the kingdom of LARFSTONE and terrify all who bear witness to them. Any common man would die at the moment he hears one of the many ghastly laughs sounding from the TOWER OF DOOM which BURB BRODE roars from.
==>
Burb Brode notices unwanted visitors and summons a 7/7 BOOMLORD. This is too wild, lets go back a safe distance.
Ah yes, back to this screen. What was this lad's name again?
Yes, it works! It's time for WHISKEY to start BURB!
Whiskey: Start(CHAPTER_ONE)
==>
*tup*
Ow, what was that?
==>
It turns out that the PERSONALITY QUIZ described you as a GUN BEARER. You can't really bear weapons meant for other classes. Though if you combined you powers with a SWORD WIELDER, you may be able to forge the fabled GUNBLADE. For now you only have a gun.
You down a pint of blood, that also tastes and acts like whiskey. You are now DRUNK.
You mistake your DOOR for the GUNGEON.
==>
You walk for a while and are no longer DRUNK. Two houses stand in front of you. You consider knocking on one.
>Whiskey: Knock on the purple door.
You knock twice...
==>
A three-eyed man walks out.
==>
This fellow's name is ALEXANDER BLURGH. He is a SWORD WIELDER. He is not a very skilled player, but has surveyed the neighborhood and knows his way around the MUSHROOM FOREST. He speaks with proper grammar and likes to inform his friends. He also prefers ORANGES instead of APPLES.
You play Oranges to Oranges for a while. But since there are only two players, it ends in a tie. You both gain 3 ADJECTIVE CARDS. During the game, Alexander introduces himself, and you to him.
==>
WHISKEY: Nice play there!
ALEXANDER: Ditto.
WHISKEY: so, what's up?
ALEXANDER: I have been exploring the caves, did you know that there are 15 types of cave mushrooms?
WHISKEY: nope, i spawned in the grassy place just today.
ALEXANDER: Well, all you need to know is that they are all poisonous.
WHISKEY: heh, thanks.
>Alexander: Show Whiskey around.
ALEXANDER: ..and that's why you never open shortened links.
ALEXANDER: Oh, we're here!
==>
ALEXANDER: This is John's place.
ALEXANDER: He's a pretty good fighter, so he might help you do whatever you're doing.
==>
This is JONATHAN JONES. He is a BOW SMITH and wields his BOW OF ARROWS. His archery skills are top-notch, but his craftsmanship needs work. He's a nice dude to hang around, BUT WHEN HE GETS EXITED HE'S UNREASONABLE. Also he has a hat.
Actually, the BOW OF ARROWS is a summon-able bow, that summons arrows. Quite handy indeed.
>Whiskey: Tell them about your cool new quest.
WHISKEY: i got this cool idea for a quest.
WHISKEY: we should all go defeat the final boss.
ALEXANDER: That is the intended ending, but we only have three players right now.
WHISKEY: is that a problem?
ALEXANDER: The SEAL OF SIX is the gateway to PLANET B.
ALEXANDER: It requires six players to open.
WHISKEY: okay, why dont we find more players then?
WHISKEY: we only need three more.
ALEXANDER: Alright, lets start heading toward the first boss.
JONATHAN: Sounds like a good plan!
==>
ALEXANDER: The CAVE OF PASSING is just up ahead.
ALEXANDER: Are you guys ready?.
WHISKEY: yep!
JONATHAN: Just a few more miles!
JONATHAN: This is going to be fun!
>DB: start(1-2.burb)
saving_progress(1-1.burb)
loading["HYPE"]
loading["ISLAND1-5"]
VV has logged in to F5a
DB has logged in to F5a
==>
==>
*yawn*
>Wake up already!
[FUEL: OO, VV]
VV: )huh, what(
OO: (You overslept again!)
OO: (Get out here, the customers are waiting!)
VV: )got it, I'll be out soon(
==>
You are Violet Rumble. You just woke up in real life, and then again in a game. A few days ago, you got DELTA ACCESS to the new FYRE chat system, which you use to communicate to your friends, OO, DB and FF. Your FYRE handle is visibleViridian, )and you talk without terminal points(
You run the cafe known as PORTAL FOOD with your friend, Otto Evening. PORTAL FOOD is one of the popular food joints, due to its location in ISLAND 19: Warp Stop. You also LIVE there.
These three claw hands from the great LOX OGG have come to pick up lunch after a hard day of battling.
loxoggHands: 809_12_0047!
Otto: (Would you like fries with that?)
>VV: Get messaged by FF.
[FUEL: FF, VV]
FF: YOOO I GOT THE COOLEST NEWSS 4 YOU!!!
VV: )well it got you excited(
FF: YEAH IT DID! SOME NEW SoS PLAYERS JOINED IN!!!
VV: )oh sweet, really(
FF: YOULL BE ABLE TO MEET THEM SOON IM SURE ;D!!!
VV: )what(
[FF LEFT CHAT ;3]
VV: )k(
>VV: Get messaged by DB.
[FUEL: DB, VV]
DB: y0, y0u heard the new5?
VV: )vaguely(
DB: FF?
VV: )yeah, i'll apparently 'see them soon'(
DB: well, now y0u can beg1n y0ur que5t.
DB: m5g me 0nce y0u break the 5eal.
DB: btw, 1 g0t a c00l hat pack.
DB: 1 g0t a bunch 0f 5pare5.
VV: )oh cool new hats yes pls(
DB: SEND(VV,00203:02)
DB: 1t'5 1n.
VV: )you tricked me, that's not a hat(
VV: )still looks good tho(
DB: 1 g0tta warp, 5eeya.
VV: )later(
You gained: A weird glitched out beta hat. That fits perfectly.
>VV: Summon your weapon to leave room.
You are a SPRING SUMMONER. You wield the power to summon springs. Sort of a support class but whatevs, it's cooler than PORTAL.
==>
*BOING*
>LOX OGG Hands: Order the fries.
loxoggHands: 00210399_0000.
Otto: (Okay, that will be 40 gems.)
loxoggHands: 12.
==>
*CRASH*
==>
Otto: (We do have stairs you know.)
Violet: )stairs are for nerrrrrds(
VV: Be OO
You are now Otto Evening. You run a cafe named PORTAL FOOD with your friend Violet. It's the only restaurant that isn't run by NPCs. You get customers from all places, because of the interesting location. PORTAL FOOD is stationed in Island 19, which is the place where all the PORTALS channel to.
==>
Otto: (Are you going to be okay?)
Violet: )it was only twenty dmg, i can take way more than that(
Otto: (Okay, just don't do that stunt during business hours please.)
Violet: )whatever(
You are also a LoE player. Your role is PORTAL THROWER in your guild. Your FYRE handle is overhillOllie, (and you talk in bubbles.)
OO: Be FF
This guy works a boring old job. Go to a different character.
==>
You are now this young murloc, who is currently eating ham.
YOU ARE NOW CAUGHT UP ON THE BURBSTUCKS.
BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.
I accidentally posted the first pages at the mirroring site instead of here. (whoops) The rest of the pages will be posted here.
CHAPTER SELECT!
CHAPTER 0 : The Birthday [Complete!]
CHAPTER I - ACT I : Early BURB Takes the Worm [Complete!]
CHAPTER I - ACT II : The Islanders [Complete!]
INTERMISSION : The Yarn [In progress]
If you don't want to go to the mirror, I put all the earlier pages (that were not in this thread) here.
WARNING: RECAPITULATION
YOU HAVE OPENED THE RECAP PAGE.
Start Burb Stuck!
Today is this guy's 16th birthday! He got this cool new game, but he lost it somewhere.
==>
The last time he saw the CD was when he placed it on his desk...
>Use an x-ray machine to find it
The second present: an awesome X-Ray gun! Time to test it out!
==>
Aw yeah! First try!
==>
CD in, time to play the latest hit: BURB!
What's this guy's name anyway?
>Burb Brode
Darn, looks like someone already took that name.
I wonder what he's doing...
==>
BURB BRODE, CHIEF COMMANDER of the LARFSTONE ARMY and LAUGHMASTER ARCHLORD. His infamous laughs echo throughout the kingdom of LARFSTONE and terrify all who bear witness to them. Any common man would die at the moment he hears one of the many ghastly laughs sounding from the TOWER OF DOOM which BURB BRODE roars from.
==>
Burb Brode notices unwanted visitors and summons a 7/7 BOOMLORD. This is too wild, lets go back a safe distance.
Ah yes, back to this screen. What was this lad's name again?
>Whiskey your name is Whiskey.
Yes, it works! It's time for WHISKEY to start BURB!
Whiskey: Start(CHAPTER_ONE)
==>
*tup*
>Whiskey: take a sword. It's dangerous to go alone.
Ow, what was that?
==>
It turns out that the PERSONALITY QUIZ described you as a GUN BEARER. You can't really bear weapons meant for other classes. Though if you combined you powers with a SWORD WIELDER, you may be able to forge the fabled GUNBLADE. For now you only have a gun.
Whiskey: drink a flask of yourself
You down a pint of blood, that also tastes and acts like whiskey. You are now DRUNK.
Whiskey: ENTER THE GUNGEON!!!
You mistake your DOOR for the GUNGEON.
==>
You walk for a while and are no longer DRUNK. Two houses stand in front of you. You consider knocking on one.
>Whiskey: Knock on the purple door.
You knock twice...
==>
A three-eyed man walks out.
==>
This fellow's name is ALEXANDER BLURGH. He is a SWORD WIELDER. He is not a very skilled player, but has surveyed the neighborhood and knows his way around the MUSHROOM FOREST. He speaks with proper grammar and likes to inform his friends. He also prefers ORANGES instead of APPLES.
>Whiskey: Play oranges to oranges with him.
You play Oranges to Oranges for a while. But since there are only two players, it ends in a tie. You both gain 3 ADJECTIVE CARDS. During the game, Alexander introduces himself, and you to him.
==>
WHISKEY: Nice play there!
ALEXANDER: Ditto.
WHISKEY: so, what's up?
ALEXANDER: I have been exploring the caves, did you know that there are 15 types of cave mushrooms?
WHISKEY: nope, i spawned in the grassy place just today.
ALEXANDER: Well, all you need to know is that they are all poisonous.
WHISKEY: heh, thanks.
>Alexander: Show Whiskey around.
ALEXANDER: ..and that's why you never open shortened links.
ALEXANDER: Oh, we're here!
==>
ALEXANDER: This is John's place.
ALEXANDER: He's a pretty good fighter, so he might help you do whatever you're doing.
==>
JONATHAN: YOU MEAN THE BEST FIGHTER!
ALEXANDER: No.
This is JONATHAN JONES. He is a BOW SMITH and wields his BOW OF ARROWS. His archery skills are top-notch, but his craftsmanship needs work. He's a nice dude to hang around, BUT WHEN HE GETS EXITED HE'S UNREASONABLE. Also he has a hat.
>bow of arrows: turn out to literally be made of arrows.
Actually, the BOW OF ARROWS is a summon-able bow, that summons arrows. Quite handy indeed.
>Whiskey: Tell them about your cool new quest.
WHISKEY: i got this cool idea for a quest.
WHISKEY: we should all go defeat the final boss.
ALEXANDER: That is the intended ending, but we only have three players right now.
WHISKEY: is that a problem?
ALEXANDER: The SEAL OF SIX is the gateway to PLANET B.
ALEXANDER: It requires six players to open.
WHISKEY: okay, why dont we find more players then?
WHISKEY: we only need three more.
ALEXANDER: Alright, lets start heading toward the first boss.
JONATHAN: Sounds like a good plan!
==>
ALEXANDER: The CAVE OF PASSING is just up ahead.
ALEXANDER: Are you guys ready?.
WHISKEY: yep!
JONATHAN: Just a few more miles!
JONATHAN: This is going to be fun!
>DB: start(1-2.burb)
saving_progress(1-1.burb)
loading["HYPE"]
loading["ISLAND1-5"]
VV has logged in to F5a
DB has logged in to F5a
==>
==>
*yawn*
>Wake up already!
[FUEL: OO, VV]
VV: )huh, what(
OO: (You overslept again!)
OO: (Get out here, the customers are waiting!)
VV: )got it, I'll be out soon(
==>
You are Violet Rumble. You just woke up in real life, and then again in a game. A few days ago, you got DELTA ACCESS to the new FYRE chat system, which you use to communicate to your friends, OO, DB and FF. Your FYRE handle is visibleViridian, )and you talk without terminal points(
You run the cafe known as PORTAL FOOD with your friend, Otto Evening. PORTAL FOOD is one of the popular food joints, due to its location in ISLAND 19: Warp Stop. You also LIVE there.
>customers: be the original group of three we just left a moment ago.
These three claw hands from the great LOX OGG have come to pick up lunch after a hard day of battling.
loxoggHands: 809_12_0047!
Otto: (Would you like fries with that?)
>VV: Get messaged by FF.
[FUEL: FF, VV]
FF: YOOO I GOT THE COOLEST NEWSS 4 YOU!!!
VV: )well it got you excited(
FF: YEAH IT DID! SOME NEW SoS PLAYERS JOINED IN!!!
VV: )oh sweet, really(
FF: YOULL BE ABLE TO MEET THEM SOON IM SURE ;D!!!
VV: )what(
[FF LEFT CHAT ;3]
VV: )k(
>VV: Get messaged by DB.
[FUEL: DB, VV]
DB: y0, y0u heard the new5?
VV: )vaguely(
DB: FF?
VV: )yeah, i'll apparently 'see them soon'(
DB: well, now y0u can beg1n y0ur que5t.
DB: m5g me 0nce y0u break the 5eal.
DB: btw, 1 g0t a c00l hat pack.
DB: 1 g0t a bunch 0f 5pare5.
VV: )oh cool new hats yes pls(
DB: SEND(VV,00203:02)
DB: 1t'5 1n.
VV: )you tricked me, that's not a hat(
VV: )still looks good tho(
DB: 1 g0tta warp, 5eeya.
VV: )later(
You gained: A weird glitched out beta hat. That fits perfectly.
>VV: Summon your weapon to leave room.
You are a SPRING SUMMONER. You wield the power to summon springs. Sort of a support class but whatevs, it's cooler than PORTAL.
==>
*BOING*
>LOX OGG Hands: Order the fries.
loxoggHands: 00210399_0000.
Otto: (Okay, that will be 40 gems.)
loxoggHands: 12.
==>
*CRASH*
==>
Otto: (We do have stairs you know.)
Violet: )stairs are for nerrrrrds(
VV: Be OO
You are now Otto Evening. You run a cafe named PORTAL FOOD with your friend Violet. It's the only restaurant that isn't run by NPCs. You get customers from all places, because of the interesting location. PORTAL FOOD is stationed in Island 19, which is the place where all the PORTALS channel to.
==>
Otto: (Are you going to be okay?)
Violet: )it was only twenty dmg, i can take way more than that(
Otto: (Okay, just don't do that stunt during business hours please.)
Violet: )whatever(
You are also a LoE player. Your role is PORTAL THROWER in your guild. Your FYRE handle is overhillOllie, (and you talk in bubbles.)
OO: Be FF
This guy works a boring old job. Go to a different character.
==>
You are now this young murloc, who is currently eating ham.
YOU ARE NOW CAUGHT UP ON THE BURBSTUCKS.
BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.
.
