djen
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Post by djen on Jul 9, 2016 14:18:21 GMT
>Begin Adventure
POSHOPOLIS, the LARGEST METROPOLIS in all of CONCEPTOPIA. It is a city of FINELY SCULPTED UNIFORM ARCHITECTURE, where all towers FINELY CONFORM to the city's ARCHITECTURAL GUIDELINES. The result is a POSH AND REFINED SKYLINE that the CITIZENS revere.
>Present Main Dungeon
At the NAVEL OF THE CITY, the gargantuan tower, MODERATUS SKYLINUS provides a central BALANCE POINT to the city's AFOREMENTIONED SKYLINE. Currently, however, ever since the CITY COUNCIL decided to prevent the tower from CIVILIAN ACCESS, claming that development of STRUCTURAL INSTABILITY made it an unsafe place, RUMORS, ranging from THE MUNDANE such as the word that the tower is in the middle of a SUPRISE REMODELING SESSION, to THE ABSURD such as the talk that the tower is being used as a PRISON to prevent a MYSTERY MENACE from escaping.
>You are Now on The Top of The Tower
The problem is, for some INEXPLICABLE REASON, you are on THAT VERY TOWER. What do you do?
> This is a reboot of my very first Fan Adventure. Of course, it was lost when the MSPA Forums crashed. Not that it mattered much. It was a bland text adventure, and suffered from a inconsistent update schedule. Expect updates in the weekends.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 9, 2016 14:33:02 GMT
>examine hatch
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Post by coldgenius on Jul 9, 2016 17:51:44 GMT
>look down the tower
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 9, 2016 22:02:02 GMT
>Look at your shirt
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djen
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Post by djen on Jul 10, 2016 8:27:06 GMT
>Examine Hatch
You locate, and subsequently approach THE HATCH in order to examine it.
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Upon closer approach, THE HATCH turns out to be a BOLTABLE PIPE COVER with a CRUDELY DRAWN HANDLE on the top.
>React Accordingly
You experience a cocktail of DISAPPOINTMENT and FRUSTRATION.
>Look Down The Tower
Leaving behind the FAKE HATCH, you approach the tower's EDGE LEDGE in order to look down the tower.
>Look Directly Down
For the hull of MODERATUS SKYLINUS gradually widens as it approaches the BASE, you only observe its POSH, SEAMLESS SURFACE.
>Look Up Somewhat
Looking up, you find your eyes oglling THE CITYSCAPE OF POSHOPOLIS. At this height, the CITIZENS are nothing but dots, and the VEHICLES only marginally larger, the size of bugs. You are certain that even a PLUSHIE will not make the fall.
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You are suddenly introduced to a series of UNCANNY SENSATIONS. Although uncertain of the exact nature of this UNCANNY MEDLEY, you suspect it to be an amalgam of FEAR OF HEIGHTS and EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.
>Avert Eyes From Fear-Inducing View By Looking Up
You look up, averting your eyes from the FEAR-INDUCING VIEW. Immediately, Your eyes rendezvous with the city's SOPHISTICATED SKYLINE.
>Express
Such poshness! You feel as if you're in love! You drown the ILL SENSATIONS with a HEARTLY SWIG of PSEUDOAMORE.
>Look At Your Shirt
You put your gaze upon your CHEAP VINYL SHIRT.
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Even though you are uncertain of its origins, you've decided that you like it, especially due to the EXOTIC PHRASE "Oy Vey" written on its front. Other than the EXOTIC PHRASE, however, your feelings toward the shirt are slightly over lukewarm.
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It came to you that you have run out of ideas on what to do, resulting in an UNCANNY MOOD. What do you do?
> Addenum: Feel free to give evaluations.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 10, 2016 17:59:09 GMT
>Try smashing in the pipe cover.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 10, 2016 19:38:24 GMT
>Look under hat for candy
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Post by coldgenius on Jul 10, 2016 20:26:14 GMT
>JUMP!!!
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djen
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Post by djen on Jul 16, 2016 13:20:58 GMT
Due to myself jacking around, the update will be delayed. I greatly apologize, and plan on compensating for this loss.
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djen
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Post by djen on Jul 17, 2016 1:27:04 GMT
>Try Smashing In The Pipe Cover
You try smashing in the PIPE COVER foot-first. Your attempt dents the MALLEABLE METAL HULL of the PIPE COVER, but does not penetrate it. You subsequently trip and bounce on the FOULED CONCRETOID FLOOR.
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Due to the SIBLINGESQUE IMPACT PAIRS, your STATUS is affected. Your INTEGRITY HEART suffers an unnoticeable amount of damage. INTEGRITY: 91/100 Your DANDYNESS GLASSES fog up a noticeable amount. DANDYNESS: 77/100 Your STAMINA SMILE falters slightly. STAMINA: 85/100 Your CONCEPT CRYSTAL has been non-existant from the beginning. CONCEPT: 0/100 Your mood suffers from the pungent mix of PAIN and FRUSTRATION, worsening your UNCANNY MOOD.
>Look Under Hat For Candy
You do not look under your BRAND-NAME HAT, for you are aware of your INVENTORY. You have in possession of THREE(3) KONPEITOS under your BRAND-NAME HAT. However, your awareness of their existance fails to provide any PEP to your now ABJECT MOOD.
>Jump
Your ABJECT MOOD acts as NUTRITION to this strand of thought. Becoming a LIGHT OF THOUGHT, it shines upon your MENTAL DEN OF MISERY.
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It promises freedom, freedom in the form of freefall. It gives you a cup of HOPE and pats you in the back.
>Listen To It More
You listen to it promising you release. It says that you will forget. You ask of its name. After a short giggle, it SCREAMS; JUMP!!!
>Abort Thoughts
Your BRIGHTNESS BULB may be only a bit over half power, but it turns out to be bright enough to abort your JET THOUGHTS. Due to its barely realized ROOT SYSTEM, it dissipates behind you as you shake your head.
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Your ABJECT MOOD has been replaced by MILD IRRITATION. What do you do?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 1:42:51 GMT
Jump off tower.
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loading
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Post by loading on Jul 17, 2016 2:33:09 GMT
Rip up shirt to make rope, climb down a floor, break a window, and get in.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Jul 17, 2016 3:40:01 GMT
>Examine wall scribbles.
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djen
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Post by djen on Jul 17, 2016 9:52:38 GMT
>Jump Off Tower
Your BRIGHTNESS is too high for you to enact such DIM DECISIONS.
>Rip Up Shirt to Make Rope, Climb Down a Floor, Break a Window, And Get In
You give the thought a glance, but immediately reject it because of its absurdity.
>Exposit Upon Statement
Due to your shirt being a CHEAP VINYL SHIRT, it is not composed of cloth. Instead, it is composed of MOLDED VINYL.
Because of the properties of vinyl, your CHEAP VINYL SHIRT does not rip like cloth, but strech. Making ropemaking nigh impossible.
You are very aware of the weakness of vinyl as well. Even if you were to somehow make a rope out of your shirt, it would certainly snap.
Coupled with the fact that the city's ARCHITECTURAL GUIDELINES do not permit any openings on the SKYLINE SECTION of the buildings, the idea of ripping up your shirt to make a rope, climbing down a floor and breaking a window to get in, comes to you as GREATLY ABSURD.
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You end up quaffing a sizable amount of FRUSTRATION, worsening your mood.
>Examine Wall Scribbles
You proceed to identify and investigate the WALL SCRIBBLES. Due to the position of the scribbles, you lie down on your side to observe it with higher comfort.
Because of your actions, your face and CHEAP VINYL SHIRT contact the FOULINGS on the floor. A lens of your DANDYNESS GLASSES fogs up completely.
DANDYNESS: 67/100 Of course, lying face-down would have decreased your dandyness much more.
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Due to your position, the WALL SCRIBBLES end up in your view turned anticlockwise. You most certainly should have expected this, but clearly, you did not.
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Your already IRATE MOOD is fed with a familiar liquor mix. Regardless, you decide to read it. Hey if eneyone getsupere theres a driver at the opsie here so yea use it ta get oufto get out and call me -BK
Clearly, the person, BK, had no sense of DANDYNESS. You refuse BK's offer, but take his advice nevertheless.
>Realize
You become sober of your IRRITATION subsequently after noticing a certain object of importance.
>Describe Object In Question
There is no need to describe the object in question, for it is of extremely simple form. It is clearly a INVENTORY SLOT, somehow attached to the wall whilst containing what appears to be a scroll.
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You are introduced to a mixed torrent of MYSTERY and SUPRISE. That is, you have not expected this sort of twist at all! What do you do? >
I'm not really proud of these ones. By the way, since summer break is coming soon, you can expect more frequent updates. Well, at least if all goes to plan. |
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 17, 2016 14:53:35 GMT
>Chuck the slot over the edge
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 16:05:51 GMT
>Chuck the slot over the edge That's the stupidest idea you've ever had! Add slot to inventory. |
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loading
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Post by loading on Jul 17, 2016 17:55:22 GMT
Throw inventory over edge
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 17:59:09 GMT
Throw inventory over edge No, your not doing that! YOU SAID ADD THE SLOT TO YOUR INVENTORY! |
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Post by loading on Jul 18, 2016 2:11:40 GMT
The slot must be lonely. Why not give it the rest of your inventory space?
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 18, 2016 14:35:08 GMT
The slot must be lonely. Why not give it the rest of your inventory space? >And throw the group of spaces over the edge. |
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Post by Con Air on Jul 18, 2016 23:11:10 GMT
Adventure: Ignore Heyitskane.
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loading
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Post by loading on Jul 19, 2016 0:53:32 GMT
Realize you still need the inventory spaces and follow them off the edge
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Post by Con Air on Jul 19, 2016 2:07:15 GMT
GAME OVER: RESTARTING FROM LAST CHECKPOINT:
<: Add slot to Inventory.
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Post by Chris on Jul 22, 2016 1:39:47 GMT
>Acquire Inventory Slot
>Examine the thing in the Inventory Slot
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djen
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Post by djen on Jul 22, 2016 12:36:32 GMT
>Chuck The Slot Over The Edge
A STRAND OF THOUGHT passes through your mind again, drops of IRRITATION following suit. Fueled by your UNDISTILLED HATE towards BK, It urges you to chuck the INVENTORY SLOT over the EDGE LEDGE.
>"That's The Stupidest Idea You've Ever Had!"
Your thoughts exactly! You have too much BRIGHTNESS for such an impractical, JET THOUGHT to take hold of YOUR MIND. IRRITATION from the MINISCULE REALIZATION is added to the drops of it already present, and makes it a prominent force within your mind.
>Throw Inventory Over Edge
Your BRIGHTNESS BULB aborts the RESURGENT JET THOUGHT even before it is realized. The fact that it had resurged in a ABSURDIFIED FORM assisted in its quick abortion.
>"The Slot Must be Lonely. Why Not Give It The Rest of Your Inventory Space?"
You quickly dismiss the ABSURD THOUGHT.
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You decide to lead yourself away from all the ABSURDITY.
>Add Slot To Inventory
You subsequently decide to add the INVENTORY SLOT to your inventory.
>Proceed
You lie down once more to grab the INVENTORY SLOT. Much to your suprise, it comes off the wall quite easily.
>Acquire Inventory Slot
You have acquired ONE(1) INVENTORY SLOT with a PECULIAR SCROLL inside of it. Your DANDYNESS GLASSES fog up a unnoticeable amount due to you fouling your already fouled shirt and body.
DANDYNESS: 59/100
> I plan on reducing the amount of GIFs to conserve time. I apologize for this action. |
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