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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 27, 2016 22:14:31 GMT
More sobbing.
Butler! Fetch me a butler-killer!
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Post by Con Air on Nov 28, 2016 1:45:51 GMT
Are you plotting something sinister? Butler! Your mom.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 28, 2016 5:11:31 GMT
I am sorry sir, the last time we attempted this the Aircraft carrier broke due to the sheer weight of your mother. How do you propose we do it this time?
Butler, Is the word "heterological", meaning "not applicable to itself", a heterological word?
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Post by The One Guy on Nov 28, 2016 20:33:42 GMT
Here is your requested black hole, Sir.
Butler, could you test if this sword is suitable for seppuku?
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Post by venchi on Nov 28, 2016 21:30:40 GMT
It's suitably sharp and definitely Japanese, that's all the testing I'm willing to do, Sir
Butler, I can't sleep read "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie" to me.
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Post by Sharkalien on Nov 28, 2016 22:05:24 GMT
NO! No Hamster Huey tonight! We've read that book a million times!
Butler! Convince Bill Watterson to come out of retirement
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 28, 2016 23:35:56 GMT
Sir, He has shown extreme resistance to the subliminal messages and brain worms. Do you suggest we use some other method?
Butler, I am having trouble sleeping, may you read me the Voynich Manuscript?
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Post by Con Air on Nov 29, 2016 0:24:47 GMT
What is that? Butler! YOU'RE FIRED
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 29, 2016 0:27:22 GMT
Very well, sir. The sounds following did not correspond to any known system of speech, and may even have been impossible to pronounce with the human tongue. We apologize.
EDIT: Sir, with all due respect, we are bound by suicide pact.
Butler! Bring me a wish!
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Nov 29, 2016 0:37:00 GMT
Very well, sir. The sounds following did not correspond to any known system of speech, and may even have been impossible to pronounce with the human tongue. We apologize. EDIT: Sir, with all due respect, we are bound by suicide pact.
Butler! Bring me a wish! Which type? Genie, Monkey Hand, Fairy, or Diet? Butler, Punish Con-Air for being unable to do a simple Google Search. Seriously, just put "Voynich Manuscript" into google
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 29, 2016 0:47:41 GMT
Sir, you'll have to be slightly more specific. I'm rather spoiled for choice.
Butler, give me what you've got.
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Post by Con Air on Nov 29, 2016 2:51:46 GMT
You get nothing, you lose, good day sir, I had nothing, I lose, good day sir. Butler! Punish TELAXIUS for punishing me!
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Post by The One Guy on Nov 29, 2016 16:12:03 GMT
But sir, since Poligrizolph never recieved any specifics, no punishmint was actually enacted!
Butler, fetch me a mermaid on the rocks.
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Post by arcanecynic on Nov 29, 2016 17:07:33 GMT
shaken or stirred?
butler get me omnipotence
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Post by venchi on Nov 29, 2016 20:21:42 GMT
No,I'm keeping it for myself and you will now spend eternity as a sentient but immobile statue.
Butler, tell my teacher that 2+2=6
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 3, 2016 3:58:35 GMT
surely. it seems that the phermones worked perfectly butler, read me the entire riverworld series
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 10, 2016 1:00:54 GMT
But sir, I'm too lazy to do so...
Butler! Remove that Christmas-themed tailcoat at once!! You look absolutely ridiculous!!!
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 12, 2016 16:55:35 GMT
*Sigh* Yes, Mr Scrooge.
Butler, what is this disgrace of a Christmas display? I demand that you make it bigger!
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Post by venchi on Dec 12, 2016 19:06:53 GMT
Sir, it's already bigger than the mansion.
Butler, make a fully functioning spacestation out some Christmas ornaments, sparklers and a brick.
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Post by conair on Dec 12, 2016 23:38:02 GMT
I can't sir, I'm not Macgyver! reltuB! s'erehT a ylf ni ym puos!
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 13, 2016 1:45:24 GMT
tuB ris, sylf t'nac og sdrawkcaB!
Butler, drop the bass!
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Post by Con Air on Dec 13, 2016 2:23:12 GMT
No sir, that bass is very expensive. Fly! There's a soup in my butler!
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 13, 2016 3:06:24 GMT
...It was going to get cold, sir.
Butler! There's a walk in my soup!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 13, 2016 3:49:54 GMT
But sir, that joke is stale Butler, fetch me the amazon wish list of my secret santa recipient. i seem to have misplaced it.
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 13, 2016 16:48:55 GMT
Sir, I must ask why you think I know where you placed it.
Butler, fetch me the maid!
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