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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 14, 2016 3:25:20 GMT
*Appears in a frilly dress* *bad female voice* Yes? Butler, please organize my Tumblr feed
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Dec 14, 2016 3:55:07 GMT
Unfortunately, after I have checked her room, She appears to have left the mansion. I however, have decided to take on the roll. I hope the dress is to your liking, sir.
Wh-at? How are there so many posts... Sir, If you wish for me to do this, I'll probably be at this desk for months!
Butler, where in the world is that pizza I ordered?
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 14, 2016 5:12:09 GMT
but Carmen sandiego, much less video games, won't be invented for around 90 years!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Dec 14, 2016 5:33:26 GMT
Sir, are you still there?
Butler, have you seen the TV remote?
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 14, 2016 5:50:47 GMT
Sir, the television remote control has been found ... however, it was the er, placement, of the remote controller that seems to be problematic.
The remote control was found embedded in the television. I apologize, sir.
Butler! Bring me my yacht!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by telaxius on Dec 14, 2016 6:04:19 GMT
Sir, We are on the yacht. You burned your house down, and now we live out at sea, remember?
Butler, why is there a blue police box in my basement?
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 14, 2016 7:08:59 GMT
there seems to be a timelord from gallifrey sir. he seems to "not want to go" Butler! bring me herbal tea. no harsh, bitter, black tea.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 14, 2016 18:48:09 GMT
Yes sir, but for future reference, that device you used is a coffee maker, not a tea maker.
Butler, bring me a fly for my soup!
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 14, 2016 23:51:03 GMT
With all due respect, sir, soup comes pre-flied on Thursdays. I believe you can wait until then.
Butler! Bring me my me!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Dec 15, 2016 0:16:00 GMT
Sir, all of the clones have not even become fetuses! They're no use as of now.
Butler, Why is there a weird Salt Shaker with an eye stalk and plunger? Did you hire some weird alien plumber?
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 15, 2016 1:21:47 GMT
No, sir, he happens to be the exterminator.
Butler! Bring me my topiary collection!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by telaxius on Dec 15, 2016 1:32:30 GMT
Here you go sir, all the phallic bushes you've ever bought.
Butler, why is there a angel statue in my room? It unnerves me, and I think it just moved
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 15, 2016 2:37:31 GMT
I'll get the mirror, sir...
Butler! Bring me my hrrfffrheerjrj33jrtj4kl;t;;;; kdje fmen dekekwkemf ,,,,,,,,,,
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 15, 2016 4:33:57 GMT
sir, is this another one of your strokes? CALL 999 Butler, bring me 2 servings of cardiac arrest, with a side of liver cancer
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 15, 2016 5:47:01 GMT
Understood, sir. I'll bring your Happy Meal right away.
Butler, have you seen my self-esteem? I seem to have lost it.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 15, 2016 16:39:09 GMT
No you stupid jerk! Are you really such an idiot that you think self-esteem is something physical I can find!? I have no idea why you've lost it, but that's just pathetic! *sigh* Moron.
Butler, could you be the "Santa" for our christmas party?
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 15, 2016 21:40:47 GMT
Sir, I am a 5'1 female. I don't think that would work very well.
Butler! Please bring me a book.
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Post by Con Air on Dec 16, 2016 4:21:47 GMT
Hamster Huey or Watership Down? !soup my in fly a There's !Butler
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 16, 2016 4:49:33 GMT
Very good, sir, I believe your time reversal device is, in fact, operational. Well done.
Butler! Bring me the future!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 16, 2016 5:16:29 GMT
i apologize, but the future's not looking too good. perhaps you would prefer fantasies? Butler, write up my paper for me
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 16, 2016 16:38:53 GMT
Certainly sir! Here you go. ... Wait, you mean it wasn't supposed to be ten pages of ASCII depictions of male genitalia? Well too bad, you should have written it yourself!
Butler, we have visitors. You know what to do.
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Dec 16, 2016 17:53:53 GMT
I'll go get the narcotics and the meat grinder, sir.
Butler, I have fallen and can't get up.
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 16, 2016 18:40:10 GMT
I'd say you need life alert, But that'd be pointless for someone without a life.
Butler, there's a monster in my closet!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 16, 2016 19:02:31 GMT
Oh dear, I shall evacuate everyone into the corvette right away, ma'am.
Butler, come quick, the stove is on fire!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Dec 16, 2016 23:54:32 GMT
Well, i'm already here! I'am the one who put 5 bottles of cooking oil on the stove, in a obvious assassination attempt! Butler, fetch me my fetch
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