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Post by telaxius on Sept 21, 2016 4:33:37 GMT
> John: Build fort out of stuff in your room.
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Post by Piono on Sept 21, 2016 4:36:00 GMT
>John: Check to see if there is any mail.
By doing this now you will prevent a large number of incredibly pointless and extremely obnoxious time loops.
It might also doom the timeline, depending on how good at handling changes in planning the maker of this fanventure is, but who cares about that?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2016 9:49:51 GMT
> John: Build fort out of stuff in your room. >John: Check to see if there is any mail. By doing this now you will prevent a large number of incredibly pointless and extremely obnoxious time loops. It might also doom the timeline, depending on how good at handling changes in planning the maker of this fanventure is, but who cares about that?  You would LOVE to build a fort, but you just don't have the materials! You would need some sort of... cylindrical objects, to pin down your bed sheets with. As for the mail? Why? You aren't expecting anything to come in, GG and CC said they're presents were going to be late, and no doubt CG's will be in the kitchen with your father. But you don't want to risk an encounter with him just yet, he would just scrabbalize -you mean monopolize- hours of your time. Maybe you should just dick around with some abstractions of reality until one of your pals logs on, hmm? |
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Post by Con Air on Sept 21, 2016 13:44:08 GMT
John: Go downstairs
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Post by Piono on Sept 21, 2016 17:05:56 GMT
>John: Take quick inventory of your sylladex (or whatever other such abstract concept abilities you have) before heading downstairs. There's obnoxious timeloops to prevent!
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 21, 2016 19:38:05 GMT
> John: Be pestered by GG.
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 21, 2016 20:01:04 GMT
>Captchalogue hammer and nails
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2016 21:34:05 GMT
>John: Take quick inventory of your sylladex (or whatever other such abstract concept abilities you have) before heading downstairs. There's obnoxious timeloops to prevent! >Captchalogue hammer and nails  You JUST SAID you weren't going downstairs! Your father is too dangerous to your newfound youthful independence. You'll go downstairs later, when the heat from the kitchen has died down. It is suggested that you take inventory.  You currently have nothing REGISTRIFY'd in your ARTIFACT INDEX, as such the ITEM REGISTRY is empty.   You REGISTRIFY the HAMMER and NAILS, and combine their REGISTRY CARDS so they can both be used at the same time. You have no idea what these words even means. |
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Sept 21, 2016 21:41:32 GMT
> Investigate the rolled up poster.
> Destroy the cakes with the hammer and nails
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Post by origamidragon412 on Sept 21, 2016 21:55:20 GMT
>John: Examine "ATLiS" poster.
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 21, 2016 22:13:45 GMT
>Draw a happy face on one of the cake's frosting
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Post by randomlurker on Sept 21, 2016 22:23:22 GMT
>Check the drawers for loot.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2016 23:07:18 GMT
>Draw a happy face on one of the cake's frosting > Investigate the rolled up poster. > Destroy the cakes with the hammer and nails >Check the drawers for loot. >John: Examine "ATLiS" poster.  You remove the BIRTHDAY CANDLES from the cake, your making ART here! It suddenly comes to you to destroy the art, but you could never kill the cake-face! You're not a monster. Besides, you would just make your room lousy with cake guts. As for the Drawers? They are empty, you've never really had anything to put in them.  You examine the poster. ATLiS is the next highly anticipated game from the makers of titles such as "Fourth Dimensional Scrabble", "Stable Time Loop Jenga", and your favorite, "Quantum Entanglement Yahtzee." The game was supposed to come out three days ago, but you haven't heard a peep from it. It's starting to become a sore subject with you. |
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Post by telaxius on Sept 21, 2016 23:13:08 GMT
> Place the candles in the drawer.
> Open your magic chest.
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Post by Sharkalien on Sept 21, 2016 23:20:46 GMT
>Examine Con Air poster
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2016 0:46:21 GMT
 PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX. I SAID, PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX. WHY COULDN'T YOU PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX?  You move the cake to acess the MAGIC CHEST. In here you keep an array of humorous and mystical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a SKILLED MAGICIAN or a CUNNING PRANKSTER. You are neither of these things. Among the ARTIFACTS are: TWO (2) FAKE ARMS, ONE (1) PAIR OF TRICK HANDCUFFS, ONE (1) STUNT SWORD, ONE (1) MAGICIAN'S HAT, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) SMOKE PELLETS, SEVERAL (~) BLOOD CAPSULES, and ONE (1) COPY OF COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND PRACTICAL JAPERY, and ONE (1) COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON'S "WISE GUY", BY MIKE CAVENEY. |
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Post by origamidragon412 on Sept 22, 2016 0:47:55 GMT
>Go to your computer.
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Post by Piono on Sept 22, 2016 0:54:20 GMT
Wait, stable time loop Jenga? Do you own a copy? That sounds like a fun game.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Sept 22, 2016 0:54:53 GMT
> Place the Blood Capsules, and Smoke Pellets into the magician's hat.
> Use the frosting from the cake as an adhesive to connect the smoke/blood capsule hat onto "WISE GUY"
> Connect "WISE GUY" and "COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND PRACTICAL JAPERY" with the same frosting adhesive.
> Place the arms onto the BOOK CAPSULE THING with the frosting adhesive . Place the Beagle Puss Glasses onto the magicians hat and REGISTRIFY this thing!
You just saved 10 cards!
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Post by 1337Walrus on Sept 22, 2016 5:13:38 GMT
> Actually, just save yourself the time and allocate any hammer you have lying around.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 22, 2016 10:24:00 GMT
> JOHN: Equip arms, dammit!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2016 11:32:03 GMT
> JOHN: Equip arms, dammit! > Actually, just save yourself the time and allocate any hammer you have lying around.  Here is your computer... Wow, amazing. And your arms are right there! They're glowing red! The HAMMER is currently combined with the NAILS, you'll have to get rid of them first to do anything with only the hammer. |
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Post by 1337Walrus on Sept 28, 2016 14:54:24 GMT
> Ooh, this'll be a good one. Nail that CAKE to the wall.
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Post by TrickleJest on Sept 28, 2016 15:08:46 GMT
> Nail the wall to the cake, instead
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