NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 19, 2016 2:29:20 GMT
>ARRON MEYER
>POOPNUTS FLINGSHIT
>GEOFFREY GLERSON
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 19, 2016 2:30:34 GMT
>Magnum Oppa Style
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 19, 2016 4:39:00 GMT
>Acquirize razor blade from floor
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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 19, 2016 4:41:25 GMT
> Read page
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Post by Sharkalien on Oct 19, 2016 6:01:49 GMT
>Cut the pleasantries and fulfill the riddle's prophecy, Speaker Man
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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 19, 2016 11:20:17 GMT
> Geoff: Suffer a minor heart attack.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 19, 2016 14:26:12 GMT
>Sup Back.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 19, 2016 14:32:54 GMT
>Refuse to listen to purple voice, eat the razorblade
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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 20, 2016 14:10:05 GMT
> Open the grey box. Flip the bird to the speaker while you do it.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
Posts: 324
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 20, 2016 14:47:02 GMT
>Throw the light purple box at the speaker, then open the grey box, while keeping the dark purple one safe just in case.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 21, 2016 5:44:17 GMT
>Ah yes, good, time to sit down and enjoy some fine, sophisticate-
>Open the light purple box and pretend that doesn't exist.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Oct 22, 2016 5:05:58 GMT
>Fear this may be a psychological experiment.
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Post by cg on Oct 22, 2016 6:03:42 GMT
> Tear out all of the pages of the book, throw them on the floor, and make one into a paper hat and wear it.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 22, 2016 13:13:52 GMT
> Correctly identify this as a package of kindling, useful for firemaking. This is not a piece of literature. Its only useful attribute is its ability to be burned.
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Post by gimeurcookie on Oct 22, 2016 21:30:27 GMT
> See this is why you should have trusted them. Open the dark purple box.
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Post by becquerel on Oct 27, 2016 15:17:04 GMT
> Engage in smut
> First, Be the Book; second, contain HUNK RUMP CARDS
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Post by Smuch on Nov 3, 2016 2:09:08 GMT
>Unless you hear osmething like ticking or hissing from one of the boxes, you realy have no reason not to open all three. Might as well open the light pink one now. If it really contain somthing usefull, you've been told a truth. (probably)
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Post by coffee on Nov 6, 2016 5:33:02 GMT
>Maybe there's something in the book? Like a key between pages or some highlighted text?
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Nov 6, 2016 6:10:33 GMT
>Threaten the voice to let you out by reading the book out loud start to finish.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 7, 2016 3:37:56 GMT
Aww yiss.
> Ask them to elaborate.
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Post by coffee on Nov 7, 2016 4:13:40 GMT
> Read it to them anyway
Alternatively,
> Start a sweat* jar for the purple voice. You'll be rich in no time!
*edit: Whoops, meant a swear jar!
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Post by Sharkalien on Nov 7, 2016 17:21:40 GMT
>Is your power the ability to make everyone around you say "fuck" a lot
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Nov 7, 2016 18:06:18 GMT
>Obviously you have to eat the snail slime to become snail man
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Nov 7, 2016 21:28:02 GMT
>Snail: Reveal hidden powers!
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Post by Poligrizolph on Nov 8, 2016 1:16:35 GMT
> "Wink" at the speaker box.
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