inspiredsimji
Gritty Midget
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Post by inspiredsimji on Oct 31, 2016 22:48:12 GMT
I can't believe I'm doing this, but after noticing a slight uptick in the popularity of Problem Sleuth-ish adventures as of late, I decided that now would be a great time to flex my non-dialogue writing muscles a bit and make a fun little command-based adventure. So without further ado, here we go! BAD CONNECTION
It is a downcast and stormy night in CHICAGO 2, as it is every night. You are H.K. ROUTERBOY, HACKING MASTER, and you have just returned to your CRUDDY APARTMENT after fetching some FAST FOOD to serve as your dinner.
What will you do?
Bad Connection will be mirrored on MSPFA, here. Suggestions can be submitted either via the forum or on Tumblr! |
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Post by writhedramus on Oct 31, 2016 22:49:51 GMT
>Routerboy: Examine weird spill (?) coming from under the door.
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commandercello
Plucky Tot
What's the deal with MSPFAs?
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Post by commandercello on Oct 31, 2016 22:50:31 GMT
Routerboy: Check the contents of the paper bag with a star on it.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Oct 31, 2016 23:06:27 GMT
>Retrieve arms from Deep Web.
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Post by vividObscurity on Oct 31, 2016 23:10:00 GMT
> Routerboy: Scarf down your meal as fast as your nerdy frail body can muster.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Oct 31, 2016 23:13:25 GMT
> Use everything in your apartment to make a fort.
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Post by Anime Sherlock on Oct 31, 2016 23:53:46 GMT
>Attempt to hack into the Cloud Gate
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KrispyKBacon
Scampermaster
Don't vape on the pizza
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Nov 1, 2016 0:02:39 GMT
>Routerboy: Feast on your FAST FOOD while watching some HIGH QUALITY shows on your COMPUTING SYSTEM
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I didn't read Hexane in 2 days
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Post by I didn't read Hexane in 2 days on Nov 1, 2016 0:10:09 GMT
Scout around for any brightly coloured windbreakers or possibly look for a clown on a spaceship.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 1, 2016 2:20:11 GMT
>Attempt to leave room
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inspiredsimji
Gritty Midget
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Post by inspiredsimji on Nov 1, 2016 2:21:05 GMT
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Nov 1, 2016 3:23:32 GMT
I would recommend in all cases to post your updates in the post itself. It's easier to read the story that way. |
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inspiredsimji
Gritty Midget
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Post by inspiredsimji on Nov 1, 2016 3:25:12 GMT
I would recommend in all cases to post your updates in the post itself. It's easier to read the story that way. Sorry, it's easier for me this way. You're just gonna have to click the link and read the story on a site that was specifically designed to be easy to read. |
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Post by dediles on Nov 1, 2016 3:35:03 GMT
>DDOS the ever loving cyber bajezus out of some foolz
>Delete all porn from the internet forever
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Post by eerr on Nov 1, 2016 5:35:16 GMT
>Violate the law.
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Post by vividObscurity on Nov 1, 2016 6:01:08 GMT
> Troll some people online.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Nov 1, 2016 7:50:29 GMT
>Hack the Planet!
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Post by Zerio on Nov 1, 2016 8:11:31 GMT
>Routerboy: Gently scoot the drink off of your desk and into the trash. Like a cat.
>Routerboy: Dump trash onto the floor and take inventory of its contents.
>Routerboy: Examine the rest of your apartment.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 1, 2016 9:37:42 GMT
I would recommend in all cases to post your updates in the post itself. It's easier to read the story that way. Sorry, it's easier for me this way. You're just gonna have to click the link and read the story on a site that was specifically designed to be easy to read. See? This is what I'm talking about I really like Hexane and I can tell this will be great, too, but Simji - you have to stop being an asshole, it drives people away from your work. Please don't get mad at me, I really like your work, but it drives me away that we've already argued before. |
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KrispyKBacon
Scampermaster
Don't vape on the pizza
Posts: 219
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Nov 1, 2016 11:43:11 GMT
>Routerboy: Examine your seemingly outdated computer
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inspiredsimji
Gritty Midget
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Post by inspiredsimji on Nov 1, 2016 14:04:43 GMT
Sorry, it's easier for me this way. You're just gonna have to click the link and read the story on a site that was specifically designed to be easy to read. See? This is what I'm talking about I really like Hexane and I can tell this will be great, too, but Simji - you have to stop being an asshole, it drives people away from your work. Please don't get mad at me, I really like your work, but it drives me away that we've already argued before. I have enough readers where it really doesn't matter. And I don't really know if I want someone with quite possibly the most banal sig I've ever seen to like me, either. The fact that you don't means I'm doing something right, in my opinion. |
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 1, 2016 15:28:35 GMT
See? This is what I'm talking about I really like Hexane and I can tell this will be great, too, but Simji - you have to stop being an asshole, it drives people away from your work. Please don't get mad at me, I really like your work, but it drives me away that we've already argued before. I have enough readers where it really doesn't matter. And I don't really know if I want someone with quite possibly the most banal sig I've ever seen to like me, either. The fact that you don't means I'm doing something right, in my opinion. this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we can't have good things. feel free to respond here as much as you want, i'm not gonna continue talking with an asshole. i don't want to get banned, unlike some people, it seems. |
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inspiredsimji
Gritty Midget
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Post by inspiredsimji on Nov 1, 2016 19:08:13 GMT
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Nov 1, 2016 20:00:26 GMT
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KrispyKBacon
Scampermaster
Don't vape on the pizza
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Post by KrispyKBacon on Nov 1, 2016 21:57:07 GMT
Routerboy: Check the news on the new computer
Routerboy: Play some games
Routerboy: Check your email
Routerboy: Examine the hand thing on your desk
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