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Post by watersnake on Jan 29, 2018 21:55:09 GMT
you get a bagel
i put in a fruitcake, i don't want it anymore.
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benevolentenigma
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana, and I fly like an idiot.
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Post by benevolentenigma on Jan 30, 2018 11:19:03 GMT
It gives you some bugs. It doesn't want them anymore.
I put in an original joke™.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 30, 2018 15:56:45 GMT
The machine copies your joke and takes all the credit.
I put in $500.
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Post by watersnake on Jan 30, 2018 18:27:22 GMT
you get it back, in pennies.
i put the bugs i wag given back in, and duct tape the machine closed.
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benevolentenigma
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Post by benevolentenigma on Jan 31, 2018 13:59:56 GMT
The machine dispenses 4294967296 jelly beans, but only red and purple. You get the feeling you might have broken it.
I put in 2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2^2 quarters.
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Post by cealvan on Jan 31, 2018 15:48:43 GMT
you get a policeman
i put in Strider
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 31, 2018 16:33:39 GMT
The machine patiently waits for you to put all 1.79769313e308 quarters in, but you die of old age first.
I put in a $4.49423283e307 coin. All the value of benevolentenigma's intended insertion in one easy coin.Edit: Whoops, I missed cealvan's post there! You get an NES to play the game on. I put in an N64.
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telaxius
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I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Feb 1, 2018 1:48:19 GMT
James bond, with several copies of Goldeneye 64, crawls out of the machine. He is both incredibly confused, and incredibly dangerous.
I put in that bill cipher doll from earlier, it's been giving me the creeps and I've been having weird dreams.
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benevolentenigma
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Post by benevolentenigma on Feb 1, 2018 11:51:27 GMT
The machine spits out your weird dreams, making them reality.
I put in Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Feb 1, 2018 16:09:41 GMT
The machine provides you with a normal Thomas the Tank Engine in return.
I put in a tiny speck of dust.
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Post by cealvan on Feb 1, 2018 19:19:03 GMT
((looks like i missed a post as well when i poosted mine as well.))
you get an elephant listening to it, convinced that there are people living there.
i put in my laundry.
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Post by sillyConformist on Feb 2, 2018 2:42:07 GMT
You get your laundry back cleaned, dried, and folded.
I put in a collection of assorted MSPA panels.
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benevolentenigma
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Post by benevolentenigma on Feb 2, 2018 11:02:32 GMT
You get an assortment of collected MSPA panels.
I put in a slip of paper, reading "Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
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Post by cealvan on Feb 2, 2018 16:03:37 GMT
it returns a paper saying"two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tss"
i put in my Calc III homework
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Feb 5, 2018 18:32:22 GMT
It eats your homework and your teacher doesn't accept your excuse that a vending machine ate your homework.
I put a pen and paper.
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Post by cealvan on Feb 6, 2018 21:28:30 GMT
it writes an inspiring work of literature that upon reading it, makes you cry, for it was so beautiful.
i put in a note cursing the vending machine for eating my homework.
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telaxius
corpse party
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Post by telaxius on Feb 7, 2018 0:54:20 GMT
It spits out tonight's Calc III homework, with it all being completed, but all of the answers are wrong.
I put in the Serial Killer from Town of Salem.
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Post by sillyConformist on Feb 7, 2018 1:43:08 GMT
It gives you a mafia where all of the members are werewolves.
I put in a vending machine.
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benevolentenigma
Greentike
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Post by benevolentenigma on Feb 7, 2018 12:40:47 GMT
You get another you.
I put in a page from this thread.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Feb 7, 2018 16:11:35 GMT
You get another you, as well as various other people who have posted in this thread.
I put my clone in. There can only be one!
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Feb 7, 2018 17:07:53 GMT
The clone is returned to you in full power armor with a bunch of weapons. I think it's clear witch one of you will remain.
I use an x-ray machine on the machine.
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Post by cealvan on Feb 7, 2018 22:28:16 GMT
you confirm that the vending machine is in fact Boneless
i put in a cup of flowers.
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benevolentenigma
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Post by benevolentenigma on Feb 8, 2018 11:46:01 GMT
You get a cup of flour.
I put in a palindrome.
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Post by sillyConformist on Feb 8, 2018 15:57:06 GMT
You get a race car, Dr. Awkward, and some stressed desserts.
I put in a banana.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Feb 8, 2018 18:58:39 GMT
The machine makes you a banana split.
I put in a baseball cap.
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