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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 20, 2016 17:44:56 GMT
You have to live life to the fullest
Even if it means boinking a few fish ladies
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 24, 2016 9:52:17 GMT
It also depends on *what* is between those legs. Everyone seems to assume that B has a vagina. Which might not be the case. Hey, we're not even sure about A's biological sex/gender. Sure, they have boobs, but that doesn't mean anything. (trust me.)
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 25, 2016 2:14:34 GMT
Surely they have at least one hole down there
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 25, 2016 2:28:06 GMT
Don't fish use the same hole for both reproduction and excretion? That can be unpractical, unless you're into that.
Now that I think about it, fish reproduce by spawning, so unless you have a thing for eggs/sperm being sprayed over any of your body parts, don't hope to get too frisky.
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Post by imglasses on Jun 25, 2016 2:28:14 GMT
Surely they have at least one hole down there Fish eggs are fertilized outside of the body (no penetration), so the hole probably isn't big enough to do anything with. And if there's scales around it you'd probably just...injure yourself if you tried. I'd still be more attracted to just kissing mermaid A than having actual sex with mermaid B. |
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Post by obsidalicious on Jun 25, 2016 3:31:46 GMT
Does the human skin parts of both mermaids still wrinkle with the prolonged water contact they'll no doubt have?(Yes, I'm that shallow)
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 25, 2016 3:41:21 GMT
Just because you asked, yes
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Post by Neptz on Jun 29, 2016 7:32:20 GMT
Don't ask me how I know this, but most of the time people draw mermaids with having a human vagina at the exact point the human and fish sides meet, so unless this artist really wants us all to die, that'd probably be the case here.
I'd take, as I said twice now, Mermaid A.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 29, 2016 9:30:18 GMT
And what if it doesn't have human genitals?
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 29, 2016 22:28:38 GMT
Is all you can think about is sex? smh for pete's sake
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 29, 2016 23:40:19 GMT
A seems like someone you could have a real conversation with and eventually a friendship.
B is someone making fun of Darwin's theory of evolution.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 30, 2016 1:09:45 GMT
Alright so *now* you don't want to hook up with the fish people? You guys are weird. Make up your mind.
It's hard being a true piscisexual those days.
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Post by Arashi500 on Jul 1, 2016 16:04:43 GMT
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 2, 2016 11:33:38 GMT
This thread is going bonkers.
Still, I wouldn't say no to a fish stew.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Jul 2, 2016 12:41:45 GMT
 Just gonna leave this here. I prefer the regular mermaid though. Caramelldansen. |
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Post by sylandrophol on Jul 2, 2016 15:45:56 GMT
why have a mermaid...
when you can have a merbutler
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 4, 2016 3:42:59 GMT
Does the human skin parts of both mermaids still wrinkle with the prolonged water contact they'll no doubt have?(Yes, I'm that shallow) Actually, if this was true, the human skin would soften and become very weak, making it very easy to damage. Slightest bump, and it'd break open, quickly leading to an infection |
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 4, 2016 6:51:33 GMT
They're mermaids. Given they spend a lot of time underwater, they'd have developed a way to protect their skin. Mucus or a slight layer of scales are plausible options. Either way, body hair is unlikely for both.
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Post by pnp on Jul 5, 2016 0:21:37 GMT
wait if i was going to give a serious answer i feel like being able to have meaningful social communication is a bigger priority than a specific kind of sexual intercourse. i mean otherwise it's gonna be pretty boring.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 5, 2016 10:14:14 GMT
That's the problem: most people think "companion" means "sexual partner". I say, those youngsters...
Me? I'm looking at the problem from a practical angle. Who could be the best partner for survival on a desert island. (Both have their advantages, but A adds social interaction.)
Did you think about asking for consent before any kind of sexual activity? And don't forget protection. Whatever their genitals and species, you don't want any fishy diseases.
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Post by EffinCoy on Jul 5, 2016 13:03:56 GMT
I love this thread so much, but well I choose B, I might die if I'm starving.
But well I can choose A for the same reason. Whatever.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jul 8, 2016 9:18:26 GMT
That's something again: which will feed you more, someone who can help you with hunting/fishing or farming, or a single mercreature carcass they can provide meat for a couple days, a week if you manage to preserve it?
I'd need to know how much meat a human body and a fish can give respectively, then determine whether A or B have the most edible meat. I'd need their age, height and weight first, as well as their skeletal designs and organs. Do mermaids have human organs in the upper half and fish ones in the lower half, or is it a combination? Combination seems plausible, because having gills on your hips is likely unpractical. Look at insects, they breathe through their abdomen and that's why they're so small: because it's hard. Again, of the oxygen rates in the air were to ride, insects could breathe easier and reach bigger sizes. That's why mermaids can't breathe by their hips, as there isn't enough oxygen in the water.
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What was my point again?
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Post by Neptz on Jul 8, 2016 9:25:59 GMT
A would be better to catch fish. Assuming she doesn't think that catching versions of herself that don't have human parts is kind of creepy, give her a net and let her go to town for a few hours. Of course, you'd need to be her friend first; chat it up, do favors for her, get intimate, know her better, and then you ask for her to just get A SHITTON OF FISH. More lucrative than just having a one time big feast. What about the future, friend? ...Or you could just get a whip and make her your fishing slave.  |
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Post by The One Guy on Jul 8, 2016 14:28:27 GMT
I would not even consider eating her unless she proves to be non-sapient, and even then it'd be weird since she's part human.
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Post by obsidalicious on Jul 8, 2016 23:56:23 GMT
For whatever it adds to this current line of discussion; I've heard that human flesh tastes like pork, but a little sweeter.
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