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Post by Nero on Apr 14, 2016 14:52:56 GMT
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Post by Neptz on Apr 14, 2016 17:48:46 GMT
A and are you literally the king of shitposting
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 14, 2016 17:59:43 GMT
We did it, guys, we started back up the most important thread that was lost with the forums.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 14, 2016 18:37:57 GMT
I've said it before and I'll say it again, reverse-mermaid all the way
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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on Apr 15, 2016 1:30:17 GMT
I've said it before and I'll say it again, reverse-mermaid all the way Perv.Regular mermaid. |
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Post by Neptz on Apr 15, 2016 15:52:49 GMT
Regular mermaid as I said before. It's possible that they have THE TREASURE just above where the tail starts.
(that's how it is in my monstergirl manga anyways :^) )
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Post by imglasses on Apr 16, 2016 23:43:48 GMT
Mermaid A, obviously the sexiest thing about a person is their face
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 17, 2016 0:03:01 GMT
I'm disappointed by the sincerity of everyone here
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Post by PieTheDerptacular on Apr 17, 2016 2:02:10 GMT
The reverse mermaid's eyes stare into my soul.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 17, 2016 2:28:10 GMT
That's part of its charm
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Post by butternutpumpkin on Apr 17, 2016 2:40:49 GMT
Mermaid A, obviously the sexiest thing about a person is their face this person has a good point |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 20:43:31 GMT
i've said a lot on this subject so i'll just keep it simple and re-iterate: regular mermaid, hands down.
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Post by aquilus3 on May 14, 2016 13:46:47 GMT
Well I got an idea. There's probably a hole on the regular mermaid so I'd take that over the reverse mermaid.
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turtleoracle
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 10, 2016 2:50:54 GMT
Neither. I don't want a MERMAID, I want DORITOS !!!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 10, 2016 3:44:04 GMT
Neither. I don't want a MERMAID, I want DORITOS !!! Doritos aren't real |
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 10, 2016 9:29:06 GMT
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 18, 2016 1:54:34 GMT
There was that one funny cartoon about a guy faced with that choice, who cut each mermaid in half, sew the human parts together, and feasted on the fish with the girl.
Wish I could find it.
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Post by obsidalicious on Jun 18, 2016 3:33:42 GMT
Can I be boringly real and point out that the Reverse Mermaid, despite whatever ... 'Assets' they may bring to the table, has gills and so probably won't actually be able to join you on the island.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 18, 2016 3:37:21 GMT
Man, the original thread used to be more fun
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Post by obsidalicious on Jun 18, 2016 3:49:44 GMT
Fine.
Reverse Mermaid because I prefer the Can-Can over the Macarena.
Is that the sort of answer you were looking for?
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 18, 2016 3:50:48 GMT
Yes, thank you
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 18, 2016 12:36:00 GMT
Why do we even need to choose? I mean, the more the merrier, right? But if you were to survive on a deserted island, B could certainly help catch food with its fish instinct and larger mouth, while A would provide with both human contact (given they have a certain level of intelligence) and material help with their hands: manipulate tools, picking up things, catching preys are actions useful to survival. As for the obvious sexual references, well. You'll have to be a minimum into kinky shit to deal with it, but as long as both partners don't mind, there are many ways to entertain yourself, no matter your gender. I bet having your lower lips licked by B's large mouth would be quite...something.  (and for those who wonder, fish do have tongues, but they're not like humans' and can have teeth, so you'll have to determine what species of fish B's upper half is). There's also footplay, for those interested, that could compensate with the bonus that are A's hands. And breasts, if you're into that. To conclude, one can say that both A and B can give higher chances of survival on a deserted island, and that their respective skills compensate each other's weaknesses. And that you can have a fish harem if you want, cause who the heck on a deserted island can kinkshame you? |
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Post by Neptz on Jun 18, 2016 18:19:46 GMT
Someone was feeling very passionate today, it seems.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 18, 2016 19:17:57 GMT
Eh, what do you want. When it comes fishes' sexual life, I know a lot of things.
This sentence has so little sense out of context, it could kill people.
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 20, 2016 14:11:13 GMT
I still don't understand the appeal of sex with B. I mean you can, but seriously, why?
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(and for those who wonder, fish do have tongues, but they're not like humans' and can have teeth, so you'll have to determine what species of fish B's upper half is). There's also footplay, for those interested, that could compensate with the bonus that are A's hands. And breasts, if you're into that.