venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Mar 9, 2017 7:04:49 GMT
Ask the pig if there is a reward for getting the bananas back
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Post by JAPAPAPA on Mar 10, 2017 2:36:43 GMT
YOUR FIRST QUEST! HUZZAH!
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Mar 11, 2017 23:13:46 GMT
Assemble an adventuring party!
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Post by eerr on Mar 12, 2017 0:01:25 GMT
>Consume.
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
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Post by Final Cat on Mar 18, 2017 17:25:18 GMT
>Trip and roll into a fabled warp zone grotto.
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Post by timaeustesticle on Oct 21, 2017 20:23:35 GMT
>Ask the pig if there is a reward for getting the bananas back
The pig pleads! He says if you agree to go get the bananas back, he can offer you a chance to meet the King for supper, where you two could come to a conclusion for a reward. The King is quite the generous fellow indeed.
The pig offers to give you a choice of some items for your quest if you need so.
Will you choose one of his items? Y/N |
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Post by jaaa[ on Oct 21, 2017 21:17:25 GMT
YES
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Oct 22, 2017 7:24:36 GMT
Yes.
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Post by timaeustesticle on Oct 23, 2017 9:14:59 GMT
Yes.
The pig presents you with three different choices.
The first is a jar of PEANUT BUTTER. The butter could be used for your hat, or to maybe stick people to places. It could, of course, also be used to eat.
The second is a clear vase of KETCHUP. The red of the sauce possesses the strength of mighty warriors. It reminds you of a story you once heard, of a creature who hated ketchup, only to realize how delicious it is. Then it died in a fire.
The final is a tube of SRIRACHA SAUCE. One of the finest arrays of hot sauces. Spray it in some eyes or mouths, and you got your enemies where you want them. Another key ingredient for foods, and death!
You ogle the items. All of them sound very useful, but you can only pick one! Which will you choose? |
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Oct 23, 2017 23:02:09 GMT
>PIG.
>OR PEANUT BUTTER.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Oct 27, 2017 4:25:56 GMT
SRIRACHA Sauce! You can use that over a hundred different ways!
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Oct 30, 2017 8:56:12 GMT
Distract the pig and take all three.
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Post by timaeustesticle on Dec 28, 2017 4:10:09 GMT
>SRIRACHA Sauce! You can use that over a hundred different ways!
You choose the SRIRACHA SAUCE! Who could ever resist this delicacy?! There are over a hundred different ways to use it!
The pig smiles in joy.
The pig tells you that you can now combine the SRIRACHA SAUCE with your BREAD HAT to create a SPICY-BREAD HAT! With this, you can now use spicy-bread magics instead of your usual bread magics! The pig, of course, knows that you've known this. How could an elf not know how their own magic hats work? Silly!
You have now just learned that this whole time, you could have used your bread hat for bread magic. |
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Post by smuch on Dec 29, 2017 11:58:02 GMT
>use your newfound hot bread magic to make a magic hot rod. You'll catch that truck in no time ! (Unless they boosted the truck with Tabasco. then this might be close)
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