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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 3, 2017 22:16:52 GMT
You are an elf. Your life is set on the amazing realm of Crammle Doo. This ground is covered in bread, as the fruit and trees are with jelly. The mountains are sandwiches, as the oceans are jam. The MAGIC of this world is kept secret within the BENEVOLENT JOKE, or BJ for short. People talk about BJ for days. Some love the BJ. Others hate the BJ, and assume it would leave a BITTER yet SALTY taste in their mouth if they utter conversation of it. But you are just a simple elf. What will you do?
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 3, 2017 22:21:30 GMT
>Eat hat for nutrition
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Post by coffee on Mar 3, 2017 22:24:09 GMT
> State your name >Name yourself Boogie
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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 4, 2017 2:32:34 GMT
>Name yourself BoogieYou release your fears and worries to the TOASTED NAMERS. They are the ones who shall name you! The toaster, that is only here for these few panels to name you, erupts the naming smoke from within! Ehh... on second thought, you'll just go with Boogie. >Boogie: Eat hat for nutritionYou eat your hat. It was made out of solidified mayonnaise. This cannot be good for your health.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Mar 4, 2017 3:08:02 GMT
>DO A RAD DANCE
>Also attempt to discover the magic by asking others about it.
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 4, 2017 4:12:56 GMT
>Look for some hot buns to mack on
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Post by Curris on Mar 4, 2017 7:02:14 GMT
Construct a BREADHUT. Maybe someday, with hard work and diligence, you can grow it into a magnificent LOAFMANOR, but for now, you need shelter, and a humble abode suits a humble adventurer.
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Post by coffee on Mar 4, 2017 13:34:58 GMT
Construct a BREADHUT. Maybe someday, with hard work and diligence, you can grow it into a magnificent LOAFMANOR, but for now, you need shelter, and a humble abode suits a humble adventurer. Make sure the BREADHUT is not made with tomatoes. They're gross bad for structural integrity.
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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 5, 2017 1:16:26 GMT
>Look for some hot buns to mack onYou consider looking for some, quote, "HOT BUNS TO MAKE ON", but you don't totally know where you are to be fair! You look around your general vicinity. You, as you can see, are in the southern most area of Crammle Doo. You can't see all that far, but the big places you can see are as follows. NORTH-WEST to your vision is the start of the EGG of BASCO. You cannot see all of it, but you can smell the loud scent of TABASCO HOT SAUCE. NORTH to your vision is Castle Potbelly. It's glistening meaty walls tempt you. It is surrounded by a large amount of FOLIAGE. FURTHER NORTH is the sea. It is filled with JAM, as the one behind you is. NORTH-EAST is Mt. Cocoa Marsh. Near the mountain is a small area of MUSTARD and KETCHUP. You take note of all of these places. You think of possibly making some sort of BREADHUT, but man, why would you do that now? For starters, it's mid-day. Second, all dirt is literally bread!! Why make a dirt house? As delicious as that sounds, you make sure not to ever make a BREADHUT. At least before the sun starts to set.
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Post by Curris on Mar 5, 2017 5:49:00 GMT
Accidentally on purpose set fire to the foliage surrounding Castle Porkbelly.
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Post by secretSolanum on Mar 5, 2017 23:11:34 GMT
> Wonder about what the sun is deliciously made of.
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 6, 2017 4:09:14 GMT
>Head northwest
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Mar 6, 2017 4:58:45 GMT
>Be forcibly granted bigger, better, irremovable hat with Tout on it.
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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 7, 2017 2:33:39 GMT
>Accidentally on purpose set fire to the foliage surrounding Castle Porkbelly.There is no "Castle Porkbelly" you dumbdoozle! >Head northwestYou head NORTH-WEST, past Castle Potbelly, and towards EGGS of BASCO. You take note to not capitalize names from now on. You are caught off guard by a sudden entrance into the foliage. You can tell it's an entrance because, well, it's not covered in trees. You think to go towards the foliage. But first!! You make a new hat using breaddirt stuff! Now, should you go into the foliage, towards Castle Potbelly? Or continue towards Eggs of Basco?
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Post by secretSolanum on Mar 7, 2017 4:48:55 GMT
> Choose whichever one smells better. You have standards, after all.
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 7, 2017 5:59:58 GMT
>Head towards Castle Potbelly
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Post by Curris on Mar 7, 2017 12:50:49 GMT
Yup! Into the forest with ye! Castles have Kings! And Kings have Quests! And Quests have rewards!
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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 7, 2017 21:05:30 GMT
> Choose whichever one smells better. You have standards, after all.You take a big whiff of the surrounding smells. It takes a bit of time to close in on the two specific smells of Eggs of Basco and Castle Potbelly, but after some time you can only smell the two areas. >Head towards Castle PotbellyTabasco never stood a chance against the Ham. You head towards Castle Potbelly! Yup! Into the forest with ye! Castles have Kings! And Kings have Quests! And Quests have rewards! You think about what lies in the castle. Maybe the King is a Queen? Maybe something else? What if the castle is run by a president? Just as you were thinking about all of this, you are confronted by two creatures. A pig and a monkey. You stare at each other.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Mar 7, 2017 21:35:48 GMT
>Befriend them, or if that doesn't work. Kill them.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Mar 8, 2017 1:50:31 GMT
>"Oh Hi... Tout!"
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 8, 2017 2:17:49 GMT
>Casually walk past them
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Post by Curris on Mar 8, 2017 4:43:31 GMT
Get a running start, jump, and attempt the Hexa-high-five! It'll be so cool! You'll become instant friends for life!
Or they'll ignore you completely, and you'll look like the biggest tool on the belt.
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Post by RAFB on Mar 8, 2017 22:23:56 GMT
Ask them about the history of Castle Potbelly
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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 9, 2017 0:44:12 GMT
> (S) Stand IdlyYou stand still. They zoom off past you with heaps of loot. And by loot, you mean bananas. Lots and lots of bananas. You sure have no idea what happened. Maybe you should just continue walking towards Castle Potbelly. (continuing later)
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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 9, 2017 5:11:08 GMT
A pig runs towards you, angrily raging at the runaway truck! They took a lot of the King's bananas!! The pig is furious, for he was in charge of banana protection, and was distracted. Oh, how a fool this pig must feel. What should you do in this dire situation? Boogie is tempted to possibly run after the cargo, and perhaps comfort the pig and talk to his higher ups about the incident.
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