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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 9, 2017 20:56:58 GMT
 THE END. God. DAMMIT!  Now now, settle down everybody. I know shit just went off the fucking rails here, but it's over. I think. I hope so. I hope it's over. #14,506 don't look at me like that! You sit that look right the fuck down or so help me- Oh shit. It's you. Or, yous. As in plural. As in there are multiple yous reading this, you fucking moron(s).
Look at all this shit. This is what happens when a giant story ends. All shit gets loose. So loose in fact, that the shit is just stringy and slippery. That's how loose! Oh how I miss the days where the shit was only mildly loose. The shit was as loose as a teenager who ate some Taco Bell, not as loose as a FUCKING GRANDMA PRUNE TRAIN CABOOSE!! But I digress. This story has been a journey for me AND yous. It's great to put an end to it finally. Good thing I won't also cease to exist once it's over.
What? Did you think my self-inserts were a real part of the story or something? Fat chance, dick-for-brains! I just did that to fuck with yous. Okay, that joke is getting a bit old. Not. Ahh, here we are. Some crappy picture I found online. My perfect sanctuary. Not enough horses though. You all know I fucking love horses and shit. What is even up with that?
Anyway, as I was saying, this is me. Real me. And my Lil' Huss'. Yes, I have tiny minions. Well, not minions. They're my buddies. Not as buddilicious as C-Man here, though. God, he's not lookin' too good.
 God dammit, Cal you're scaring me. You look... empty. Who am I kidding, this is the original Cal man. You all thought that other creepy pile of shit was the C-Bro? Man, fuck that. Like the brat said, that uncanny grinning asshole is "A BAD OMEN." You might as well chop it up and burn it.
Now where were we?Ah yes, that's right. The end of Homestuck. Wow it was a long run, yada yada yada. You all have been so great, blah blah blaaah. Oh how I've loved doing this for so long, yeah yeah yeah.
So now what, you ask? What sort of trickery does the BIG MAN have up his sleeve? Well, I'd show you, but as you can see, I haven't retrieved my arms yet. So NO SLEEVES! But if I did have arms, which would then allow me by default to have sleeves, I would show you now that since the story is over you have the option to go around the story and, for lack of a better term...  Goal: Command me to go around certain parts of the comic and fuck shit up. Deal? |
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Post by imglasses on Mar 9, 2017 21:02:52 GMT
> Go back to around page 8934 and make John and Roxy kiss
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Post by Archindale on Mar 9, 2017 21:52:32 GMT
>Mess with your own self-inserts
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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 9, 2017 22:23:29 GMT
> Go back to around page 8934 and make John and Roxy kiss Terezi: 1 4M NOT 4BOUT TO SP3ND MY F1N4L MOM3NTS SLOWLY BL33D1NG TO D34TH WH1L3 TWO HUM4N DORKS OBL1V1OUS TO TH31R OWN P41NFULLY 3V1D3NT ROM4NT1C T3NS1ON FUMBL3 THROUGH 4 DR4WN OUT S3R13S OF 4WKW4RD GOODBY3S
T3R3Z1: D1DNT YOU JUST M33T L1K3 TOD4Y?John: y........ um........Roxy: um.... y....Don't worry Tee-Pee, I got you.Terezi: ??? Roxy: ???
John: ???  Get ready for a shitty drawing, but technically now canon panel of Homestuck. Hip hip, hoorah. (Don't worry, I'm not making any of this canon at all. Unless I want to.)Terezi: WHO TH3 FUCK 1S H3 T4LK1NG TO 4ND FURTH3R MOR3 WHO TH3 FUCK 1S TH1S P3RSON? John: aahh!!Roxy: wowzaHold still you guys. This is gonna warm the hearts of so many shippers!  OLLIE OUTIE |
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 10, 2017 0:21:43 GMT
>Go to page 2952 and make John alchemize a bottle of Dave's piss
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Post by timaeustesticle on Mar 10, 2017 3:55:45 GMT
>Go to page 2952 and make John alchemize a bottle of Dave's piss  Rose has moved the ALCHEMITER back down to the deck while she reworks the building project up there. Just as well because it will save you a lot of blah blah blah we already know this.
Sorry John, doin' something for the "cool kids."John: huh??   Shit, awesome!! This is so fucking incredible. Hop on, John! Actually, I think I'm a bit too big for this gadget. All yours then. What? You wonder if this is part of the game you're playing? Shut the hell up, John. Smarten up already. Homestuck is over!
Don't ask me what Homestuck is, you stupid idiot child. God damn. Oops. John: !!! Shit. My bad, John. Should have thought this one through. Well, anyway. See you, Clint Newton!   |
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Mar 10, 2017 4:10:11 GMT
>Go to page number 9540, and bonk KANAYA on the head.
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 10, 2017 4:11:16 GMT
>Go to page 2702 and give Jade a fursuit
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Post by imglasses on Mar 10, 2017 4:35:25 GMT
>Go to page 7381 and give Caliborn the tickles
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Post by mewslashninty on Mar 18, 2017 3:06:53 GMT
>go back to 000004 and make pumpkin exist
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Post by heyitskane on Mar 18, 2017 3:17:54 GMT
>Accidentally pour out the contents of a salt shaker on top of ACT 7
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Post by Just some guy on May 15, 2017 17:23:37 GMT
> Go to Cascade and save Spades Slick.
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Post by Just some guy on May 15, 2017 17:24:37 GMT
Wait shit, Collide.
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Post by eerr on May 15, 2017 22:53:30 GMT
>Change the title to: Homestuck, Blooper Reels.
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Post by sardonicGeek on Sept 12, 2022 1:43:08 GMT
Damn, hope Hussie's okay. I guess he drowned in that piss.
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