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Post by SlateBelfur on Aug 28, 2017 0:47:24 GMT
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Man, this room brings back memories. Memories of about 3 minutes ago, that is. You are really glad you could take part in such tom foolery, and feel bad for anyone who could have missed it. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Aug 29, 2017 1:02:03 GMT
Kate: Read sign.
You put this here as a reminder for yourself.
"Scrap for bottle boy," it says. You are now fully reminded to scrap this junker for bottle boy. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Aug 29, 2017 23:42:37 GMT
Kate: Read graffiti.
Yeah, you uh...sort of went to town with this one. Those mom-bots are almost AI, but there just not quite their yet. Also it's fun as shit to fuck with them. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Aug 31, 2017 1:18:48 GMT
Kate: Open up super-secret escape route.
Okay, you get on that. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 1, 2017 1:31:04 GMT
Kate: Escape!
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 2, 2017 0:26:05 GMT
Kate: Answer.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 3, 2017 1:16:16 GMT
Kate: Discuss new issue.
You think it's pretty obvious, but okay. You can't get into the damn attic anymore, fucker locked it up tight and has the key. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 4, 2017 1:13:57 GMT
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The game is stuck up there, unless you can get another copy. For now, your options are your sister's room, your BIGGER sister's room, or downstairs.
What will you do? |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 5, 2017 2:44:14 GMT
Finn: Check if anyone else has the game. Also, arm yourself.
You'll be the first to admit that that tussle was of large difficulty, but you managed to keep hold of your BAT. You take out your computer and log on.
It seems CP, RC, CC, and BP are online. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 6, 2017 2:16:57 GMT
Finn: Pester BP.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 7, 2017 1:31:45 GMT
Finn: Check for ghosts or vampires.
You check the mirror for ghosts and/or vampires. That's what it is, right? Check your mirror, and if only you're in it your clear? You were never too sure about old monsters, all those movies your Big Sis made you watch were way too gray and boring. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 8, 2017 0:30:43 GMT
Finn: Break into THIEVING SISTER'S room.
You make your way to your SISTER'S room, but it appears to be locked. As if anyone with a brain was surprised by that.
Finn: Try to break in.
You give it everything you've got. No dice, however. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 9, 2017 1:14:47 GMT
Finn: Go into BIG SIS' room.
Well, you would, but there's nothing really to gain from that. As per the rules your Big Sis usually stays out of you and your sister's business. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 10, 2017 1:54:10 GMT
Finn: See if there's another way into the room.
You walk to the corner of the wall connected to your sister's room. Here you see none other than The Great Shitini. Oh the disappointments you've felt at his non-magical hands. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 11, 2017 0:58:19 GMT
Finn: Take The Great Shitini.
You pick up the SECRET SWITCHINI. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 11, 2017 23:21:57 GMT
Finn: Get game from sister's room.
Already on it.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 13, 2017 1:42:23 GMT
Finn: Get rekt.
You WOULD, if that meant you could get away with the game. Sadly, this is not the case. You narrowly avoid getting pulverized by the defenses in her room.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 14, 2017 5:23:06 GMT
Finn: Captchalouge games, stupid!
You would, but then you remember your situation. No, you're going sylladexless for now. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 15, 2017 2:39:55 GMT
Finn: Put game in computer.
Oh man, you wish you had thought of that. Would have been great if you had come up with such an amazing idea. Just swell, you think. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 15, 2017 21:48:41 GMT
Finn: Open the door. Stop. Having it be closed.
That is a no-can-do. It's been blocked off, she knew you'd break into her room and did the same. You'll have to take the SECRET ENTRANCE, which is DOWNSTAIRS. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 17, 2017 3:00:34 GMT
Finn: Go down stairs completely uneventfully.
You approach the stairwell. All you have to do is go down completely uneventfully. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 18, 2017 4:19:33 GMT
Event: Happen.
There it is. The most eventful thing to have ever happened in the world. Pudgy is taking a nap. You aren't even disappointed from the lack of build up. You mean, just LOOK at him. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 19, 2017 0:20:44 GMT
Finn: Remember you need to get to your room.
You suddenlcome ON WITH THE LIGHTS AND SHIT GOD DAMN IT |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 21, 2017 22:12:22 GMT
Finn: First, be the cat. Second, hack up a furball.
You are now PUDGY. You are currently being carried down the stairs by your loving OWNER. Well, one of them, at least. Gosh you love your owners. Also chasing mice and maybe a ball of yarn or two. But who wouldn't have guessed that?
You have a variety of HOBBIES, all of which involve HAVING A GOOD TIME. You like to nap on your PRECARIOUS SHELF-BED, where you are the king. You enjoy wandering around THE SURROUNDING AREA near the house as well. It's been so peaceful ever since those NASTY MEN IN BLUE made you all move to a RECLUSIVE MOUNTAINSIDE HOME.
You also LOVE playing with your two LOVING OWNERS. They're so nice you can't even stand it. Mostly you sit in their lap or play around in their rooms, while they PET YOU or generally ABSOLUTELY FLIP OUT over how "cute" you are, whatever that means. They spend practically hours just petting you and talking about how much they love you to each other.
Right now you need to hack up a FURBALL, and intend to do so.
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You land on your soft OWNER. Your FURBALL and 2 MYSTERIOUS INTERESTING ITEMS land next to him. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Sept 25, 2017 2:38:15 GMT
Pudgy: Examine room.
 You are in the ROOM of 1000 DOORS. You're pretty sure that's how many there are, anyway. Below you is a very soft rug that you like to nap on, and over by the door is a mat that you like to nap on. On the high rise over there are many TINY NOT MOVING PEOPLE, and next to that is a NOT"E" BOOK. Also a big stick with a blanket on it. Lastly, there are some THINGS on another HIGHRISE.
There's a lot of things in this room, you've decided. Too many, you think? Absolutely not. |
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