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Post by heyitskane on Apr 16, 2017 20:24:05 GMT
I move away from the iron gaurdian to battle depression. 6/10
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Post by joebob on Apr 16, 2017 21:33:34 GMT
19/50 astral unlocking +1 from DfStMP/TOG/barran +1 melonlord I notice my action is going to be weakened anyway, so I just start building a wooden slingshot for later.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 17, 2017 14:45:17 GMT
+1 JOEbeb R: da4106 AC: ff1818 (15 Jobboe ) > 16/?? (ohnoIdontknowwhattosummonohnohelp) (any suggestions for what to do with this? no? please?)
I offer the IG my hand. I know how it feels to be floored and start to empathise with him except no, cause he was the one who floored me in the first place. he accepts, and I offer him a smile and then walk away. The reason I smile is because I was wearing a CAinc. Ecstasy buzzer 3003tm : its like a joy buzzer, but far more intense! provided by your's truly, CA! of course, the attack is super effective because Electric dmg > Metal dudes
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Post by foodman on Apr 18, 2017 19:26:39 GMT
I trap the iron guardian in a twisting cheese curse candle bomb that explodes into bamboozle if he tries to break out 4/15 Seven Stones 1+ to tricklejest You successfully trap the Iron Guardian!
I move away from the iron gaurdian to battle depression. 6/10 Presumably you are in fact attacking depression, 500 damage19/50 astral unlocking +1 from DfStMP/TOG/barran +1 melonlord I notice my action is going to be weakened anyway, so I just start building a wooden slingshot for later. You successfully build a wooden slingshot! Nobody said it was a very good slingshot.+1 JOEbeb R: da4106 AC: ff1818(15 Jobboe ) > 16/?? (ohnoIdontknowwhattosummonohnohelp) (any suggestions for what to do with this? no? please?) I offer the IG my hand. I know how it feels to be floored and start to empathise with him except no, cause he was the one who floored me in the first place.he accepts, and I offer him a smile and then walk away. The reason I smile is because I was wearing a CAinc. Ecstasy buzzer 3003tm : its like a joy buzzer, but far more intense! provided by your's truly, CA! of course, the attack is super effective because Electric dmg > Metal dudes The Iron Guardian has moved because of your action! This causes him to explode from his trappings! 2 damage (an extra for the combob attack even if unintentional) However your attempt too fry him via electricity does not work out because actually metal conducts electricity and is not in fact harmed by it (see history books on power lines and lightning rods)
EOTB.
The Iron Guardian was minorly exploded and decides to punch a random person, I wont say who this person was only that it didn't actually do much and they probably wouldn't care even if they did know they got punched
Metal Guardian with a lack of anything better to do hugs the Iron Guardian, this predicatively accomplishes nothing.
Depression goes and kills a few random forest animals, not because it likes to but because nothing else sounds appealing at the moment.
Battlefield.
Iron Council Hostiles:[ᚺ] IRON GUARDIAN - 7/20 HP. System Update: 2/4. End It: 2/10. [ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 19,100/20,000 HP. Deflecting metal related attacks for the Iron Guardian. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 2/5. Miscellaneous Hostiles:[ᚺ] Depression - 9,500/11,000 HP. The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?]. #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ].
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Post by joebob on Apr 18, 2017 20:29:25 GMT
21/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 DfStMP/TOG/barran I load up my slingshot [last post] with a deku nut, pull back, and fire, launching the deku nut into the iron guardian, which stuns it. I then summon my well-worn fire aspected shard drill, and leap at the stunned guardian, colliding with it, and beginning to drill a hole, aided by the flame,before pulling the drill out and simultaneously shocking it back to consciousness. as it starts to pull back a fist to punch me, I shift the shard drill and start to spin it, mostly by telekinisis. as it swings at him, I bring the drill in front of me, pointed up, and the spin sends its(guardians) arm sideways and pushes them off balance. I leap high up, spin, and shift my hand to press a button in the shard drill, which I must once stress is 0% metal, which activates the rockets, thrusters, afterburners, heat converters, and telekinetic cores, to name a few, which pull/push/propel the drill so hard it launches from my arm and burns a hole in the guardian, sending its metal everywhere from the heat and force in a deadly explosion.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 18, 2017 21:02:16 GMT
+1 JOEbeb R: da4106 AC: ff1818 (17 morelikeNOBOBehehhehehehehhehe ) > 17/?? (ohnoIdontknowwhattosummonohnohelp) (any suggestions for what to do with this? no? please?)
stupid science getting in the way of my attacks. stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid ........................
I guess I should punch something or whatever I dont know...
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 19, 2017 19:24:20 GMT
I attack Depression with the intense power of Optimism! 7/10
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 20, 2017 18:45:53 GMT
21/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 DfStMP/TOG/barran I load up my slingshot [last post] with a deku nut, pull back, and fire, launching the deku nut into the iron guardian, which stuns it. I then summon my well-worn fire aspected shard drill, and leap at the stunned guardian, colliding with it, and beginning to drill a hole, aided by the flame,before pulling the drill out and simultaneously shocking it back to consciousness. as it starts to pull back a fist to punch me, I shift the shard drill and start to spin it, mostly by telekinisis. as it swings at him, I bring the drill in front of me, pointed up, and the spin sends its(guardians) arm sideways and pushes them off balance. I leap high up, spin, and shift my hand to press a button in the shard drill, which I must once stress is 0% metal, which activates the rockets, thrusters, afterburners, heat converters, and telekinetic cores, to name a few, which pull/push/propel the drill so hard it launches from my arm and burns a hole in the guardian, sending its metal everywhere from the heat and force in a deadly explosion. #1 did a good job for once, they didn't do too little nor too much, perfect! They also displayed some effective yet simple tactics, if they had not made our mutual nemesis, the IRON GUARDIAN, it had just molten and moved its liquid body around the rotational device. 2 damage was dealt to the IRON Guardian that day.
And with day I mean minute. The battlefield is moving incredibly fast, although the contestants moved so fast it seemed like days. They felt as if between their attacks there was an average time of 2 1/3 days. but in this land some days lasted longer than others, the nightfall would come upon the contestants when they least expected it.+1 JOEbeb R: da4106 AC: ff1818(17 morelikeNOBOBehehhehehehehhehe ) > 17/?? (ohnoIdontknowwhattosummonohnohelp) (any suggestions for what to do with this? no? please?) stupid science getting in the way of my attacks. stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid ........................
I guess I should punch something or whatever I dont know...
#4 went down the rabbit hole of self loathing, a downwards spiral that could only end with depression. My predictions proved true, and out of pure cynicism they punched in the air. this waterfall of negative emotions poured down upon the battlefield, nearly drowning all. Only one benefited from this, Depression themselves. Depression healed by 1000 hp.I attack Depression with the intense power of Optimism! 7/10 In the end only #6 stood strong and fought back Depression. With one wondrous, marvelous, magnificent display of raw optimistic Aether manipulation, #6 took back the battlefield, and regained what was once lost. 2500 dmg to depression.
I approached #6 personally, and attempted to recruit them for our cause, such potential could not go to the sacrilegious factions that are Epistaxis and the Empire.
EOTB.
Depression felt like they were on top of the world, but pride comes before the fall. Depression's hubris and thirst for power were soon quenched by #6.
because of this depression felt a bit depressed, and summoned his pal Melancholy to comfort him.
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles:[ᚺ] IRON GUARDIAN - 5/20 HP. System Update: 2/4. End It: 2/10. [ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 19,100/20,000 HP. Deflecting metal related attacks for the Iron Guardian. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 2/5. Miscellaneous Hostiles:[ᚺ] Depression - 8,000/11,000 HP. [ᚺ] Melancholy - 11/11 HP. The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants: #1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
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Post by joebob on Apr 20, 2017 19:01:29 GMT
24/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 collector +1 DfStMP/TOG/barran place I say some speech with the jist of "the iron guardian is nearly down, keep fighting!" which somehow inspires everyone else to fight harder, making further attacks on them (guardian) by people who heard me deal more damage. I then tapdance inspirationaly in a refference to a thing, just in case
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 20, 2017 21:43:18 GMT
I continue my fierce battle with depression as the wards continue to carve themselves. 8/10
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 21, 2017 0:19:47 GMT
+1 JOEbeb R: da4106 AC: ff1818FM: 620e77 (18 +Jobboe ) > 19/?? (any suggestions for what to do with this? no? please?)
Barrrrrrran: AGH! stupid stupid stupid stupid STUPID STUPID ARGH!
AC: Uhhhh, are you okay?
*Barrrrrrran punches AC in the face* AND YOURE STUPID!
AC: *Sigh* of course not...
*Barrrrrrran punches the nearest animal (dead or not)* AND YOURE STUPID!
famishedMonstrosity: RaWr???
*Barrrrrrran punche teh too guardians in dah face!* AND YOURE STUPID AND YOURE STUPID!
AC: Just let him be, FM. He just needs to blow off some steam, or however that saying goes.
*Barrrrrrran turns to face melancholy* AND YOU... YOU... ARE... SO... [REDACTED]... ...actually you'Re pretty ok in my book *the power of posi- well, more like the lack of negativity- annihilates it*
YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND! *Depression spontaneously explodes*
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Post by melonlord on Apr 21, 2017 19:25:40 GMT
"Seal this, calibrate this, slight adjustment here...yes, this is coming along nicely, so long as I can find somewhere to shove this wiring..." Something Aggravating 6/12 (including +1 from joebob)
+1 joebob
Typos. Always with the typos, these extradimensional beings, exploiting the Law of Names, latching on to whatever way they had to get to the surface. Prounounce one syllable of a greater demon's name wrong and you'd have fifty lesser ones crawling out of the ground to capitalize on it, it was madness.
No metal-related attacks, hm? Well, that could be worked around. The Collector released a trio of thimble-shaped little (plastic!) machines, which began to roll across the ground in a complex formation around the Iron Guardian, leaving trails of alchemical fluid. Their subtle movements in the grass weren't noticed until too late, and with one spark from a lighter-bot the sigil they'd just drawn sprang to life, drawn in searing green flame. Barbed tendrils from the Lesser Plane of Torment and Misery began to erupt from the ground, tearing, ripping and generally causing torment and misery to the iron guardian trapped inside the circle.
It pained The Collector to resort to such messy interdimensional measures, but the portal would close when the flames burned out, neatly cutting anything that had tried to force its way through in the meantime in half. The quantum dirty magic feedback was something it'd just have to live with. Maybe if someone started a farm here in a few decades some of the tomatoes would have eyeballs.
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 23, 2017 20:52:14 GMT
Greetings followers! 'tis I The Grand Priest of Epistaxis! Under the priestess' and my rule, Epistaxis will become truly GRAND! If you provide enough offerings, preferably gold or jewelry, to our MIGHTY God, [REDACTED], Collected by yours truly, our VICTORY will arrive swiftly!
Commence!
24/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 collector +1 DfStMP/TOG/barran place I say some speech with the jist of "the iron guardian is nearly down, keep fighting!" which somehow inspires everyone else to fight harder, making further attacks on them (guardian) by people who heard me deal more damage. I then tapdance inspirationaly in a refference to a thing, just in case I nobly walked up to Worm #1. 'Join us,' quoth I, ' or die!' Afterwards the lowly being, tried to inspire the masses, which surprisingly and unfortunately worked.I continue my fierce battle with depression as the wards continue to carve themselves. 8/10 As i walked up to another worm, that hadn't joined The Good Cause, i once again explained calmly: 'JOIN OR DIE!' The scum of the earth, that he was, Attempted to fight an emotion! HAHAHA, what a WEAKLIN- As i said before, they striked the emotion which somehow came into a physical form, and did 500 dmg to it!
I had only one explanation at the time, which was unmistakably true, the must have been the works of our god! The Depression must have been summoned by [REDACTED], to punish the non-believers!
+1 JOEbeb R: da4106 AC: ff1818FM: 620e7(18 +Jobboe ) > 19/?? (any suggestions for what to do with this? no? please?) Barrrrrrran: AGH! stupid stupid stupid stupid STUPID STUPID ARGH!AC: Uhhhh, are you okay?*Barrrrrrran punches AC in the face* AND YOURE STUPID!AC: *Sigh* of course not...*Barrrrrrran punches the nearest animal (dead or not)* AND YOURE STUPID!famishedMonstrosity: RaWr???*Barrrrrrran punche teh too guardians in dah face!* AND YOURE STUPID AND YOURE STUPID!AC: Just let him be, FM. He just needs to blow off some steam, or however that saying goes.*Barrrrrrran turns to face melancholy* AND YOU... YOU... ARE... SO... [REDACTED]... ...actually you'Re pretty ok in my book *the power of posi- well, more like the lack of negativity- annihilates it*
YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND! *Depression spontaneously explodes* The university member of course had to ruin the great works of our lord! And he would be punished shortly, Sadly he did do to 1000 dmg to The messenger of [REDACTED]. additionally, the first worm's chanting and dancing powered the simple punch up by just enough to deal 1 dmg to the IRON GUARDIAN.
Apart from the unfortunate event that had just taken place, Barran, as the vermin liked to be called, did make a sort of correct assumption. melancholy isn't [REDACTED] rather just a messenger."Seal this, calibrate this, slight adjustment here...yes, this is coming along nicely, so long as I can find somewhere to shove this wiring..." Something Aggravating 6/12 (including +1 from joebob)
+1 joebob
Typos. Always with the typos, these extradimensional beings, exploiting the Law of Names, latching on to whatever way they had to get to the surface. Prounounce one syllable of a greater demon's name wrong and you'd have fifty lesser ones crawling out of the ground to capitalize on it, it was madness.
No metal-related attacks, hm? Well, that could be worked around. The Collector released a trio of thimble-shaped little (plastic!) machines, which began to roll across the ground in a complex formation around the Iron Guardian, leaving trails of alchemical fluid. Their subtle movements in the grass weren't noticed until too late, and with one spark from a lighter-bot the sigil they'd just drawn sprang to life, drawn in searing green flame. Barbed tendrils from the Lesser Plane of Torment and Misery began to erupt from the ground, tearing, ripping and generally causing torment and misery to the iron guardian trapped inside the circle.
It pained The Collector to resort to such messy interdimensional measures, but the portal would close when the flames burned out, neatly cutting anything that had tried to force its way through in the meantime in half. The quantum dirty magic feedback was something it'd just have to live with. Maybe if someone started a farm here in a few decades some of the tomatoes would have eyeballs. The other Piece of Feces, that joined COLLEGE, babbled about typos, what a strange way to put pronouncing names wrongly! This, however, Is nothing new! All that join KINDERGARTEN, must be clinically insane!
The amoeba released different sacrilegious machines, which performed some blasphemous ritual, damaging the IRON GUARDIAN by 2 dmg, partially thanks to the fool that danced or something. I have already forgotten, such things are nothing but trivial to a GRAND PRIEST!
EOTB/PLOT.'This cannot do, this cannot do!' said the GUARDIAN. 'The Government needs to send more forces! These "contestants" have gone far enough, but i can't take them on much longer.'
'HQ? This is Fe, i'm almost oxidated.' 'we'll see what we can do, guardian Fe58' 'You don't understand, They are getting closer to It' 'Dear Lord, why didn't you say so earlier! We'll send the ALLOYED forces right away.' 'Thank you, but let them know... I won't be there to meet them.'
'OK, now that's dealt with ti's time to go all out, these carbs in my diet were holding me back. System Update 4/4. Scanning Internal organs. Status: missing. Initializing Cleansing. Cleansing complete. Health: partially regained ATTACK POWER: boosted DEFENSIVE MIGHT: boosted
The Iron Guardian is nowhere to be seen. In its place is The STEEL WARDEN.
The STEEL WARDEN flexes and decides to test its newfound power. It attempts to ELIMINATE Depression, instead Melancholy leaps in the way. 11/11 dmg to Melancholy, 1000 dmg to Depression.
Due to the loss of his dear friend, a new emotion begins to grow inside of Depression. 1/7 RAGING STORMS
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles: ALLOYED FORCES: 1/13[ᚺ] STEEL WARDEN - 7/20 HP. System Update: 4/4. End It: 4/10. [ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 19,100/20,000 HP. Deflecting metal related attacks for the Iron Guardian. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 4/5. Miscellaneous Hostiles:[ᚺ] Depression - 5,500/11,000 HP. RAGING STORMS: 1/7 [ᚺ] Melancholy - EXECUTEDThe Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants:
#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?]
#2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?]
#7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?]
#8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 23, 2017 23:15:05 GMT
also Plus One JoeBob (19 +Jobboe ) > 20/?? (ThE gReEn, MoThEr[redacted]InG dRaGoN)
failing to be inspired*, I just try and figure out whether or not [redacted] will be important to the plot in any way, and of course, what it is.
*and sober... and then I punch Depression in the... whatever it has
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 24, 2017 0:21:38 GMT
I deal an emotionally charged blow to depression as the wards finish being carved and begin gathering power. 9/10
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Post by joebob on Apr 24, 2017 10:09:38 GMT
26/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 collector I keep doing my best to inspire people, exclaiming that if everyone focuses on him for just two turns, the STEEL WARDEN is sure to die! keep going!
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Post by foodman on Apr 25, 2017 19:20:15 GMT
also Plus One JoeBob (19 +Jobboe ) > 20/?? ( ThE gReEn, MoThEr[redacted]InG dRaGoN) failing to be inspired *, I just try and figure out whether or not [redacted] will be important to the plot in any way, and of course, what it is. *and sober... and then I punch Depression in the... whatever it has You watch the fourth contestant ponder [removed from log] for a while then witness him punch Depression straight in the L.I.F.E.(Lesser Incubus For Entertainment), you ponder why someone would do something like that to anyone even depression incarnate. monster. 500dmg
I deal an emotionally charged blow to depression as the wards finish being carved and begin gathering power. 9/10 as contestant six punches depression with his emotions you notice that the wards are nearly complete 500 dmg
26/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 collector I keep doing my best to inspire people, exclaiming that if everyone focuses on him for just two turns, the STEEL WARDEN is sure to die! keep going! While watching the first contestant try too inspire everyone around him too attack the STEEL WARDEN you cant help but notice that no one has actually attacked him this {redacted}
EOTB.
Depression uses the Metal Guardian's grudge against him and causes severe depression because the Metal Guardian cannot act upon that grudge. The Metal Guardian lashes out at depression for cause him too be depressed and blames him for his problems, he also punches it in the [L.I.F.E.] 1k dmg STEEL WARDEN decides too test his new power and kills some forest animals with the torso of a random contestant. This cause whichever contestant that is effected too have some unknown effect next round. The forest animals also are becoming concerned for reasons as of yet unknown.
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles:[ᚺ] STEEL WARDEN - 7/20 HP. End It: 5/10. [ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 19,100/20,000 HP. Deflecting metal related attacks for the STEEL WARDEN. Has a grudge against the Collector. Is Depressed. Metallica: 2/5. Miscellaneous Hostiles:[ᚺ] Depression - 3,500/11,000 HP. The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants: #1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ] [/spoiler
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Post by joebob on Apr 25, 2017 20:02:52 GMT
28/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 TOG I build on my inspirational speech so it will be better and keep telling people stuff like 'come on, keep it up! hes nearly dedededed' i then remind everyone that when the iron guardian/ steel warden dies, the perks will be revealed and start to exist.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 26, 2017 1:00:28 GMT
also Plus One JoeBob (19 +Jobboe ) > 20/?? (ya see, its this dragon... but GREEN)
I suppose [redacted] will be unimportant then. oh well. also, the reason the forest animals are becoming concerned is because they keep getting murdered for the sake of progress. I murder some more forest animals by using them as weapons against Depression's [L.I.F.E], bludgeoning him to near death with them.
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 26, 2017 13:00:48 GMT
The wards are finally complete and form a a powerful barrier around the Metal Gaurdian, trapping it. The barrier is designed in such a way that any attacks that hit it are nullified, and the energy from those attacks are redirected into the barrier, fortifying it. I then proceed to punch the shit out of the barrier for good measure.
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 27, 2017 20:15:39 GMT
28/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 TOG I build on my inspirational speech so it will be better and keep telling people stuff like 'come on, keep it up! hes nearly dedededed' i then remind everyone that when the iron guardian/ steel warden dies, it is good. suddenly, i hear a voice inside my head. ''There is no fourth wall, stop trying to break it. Nobody knows what will be written down as that is in the future. you read nothing you only exist in this world, this goes for all of you.' This i said before, and now you dare challenge my will once more. One more time and you will receive The first punishment. You won't live through that. This is my final warning.'welp, that was weird! As always #1 acted first, in some semi-ironic twist of fate, this time he expanded on one of his previous actions, and inspired actions against STEEL WARDEN to be more effective, yes you read this correctly he didn't inspire the people doing them to be more effective, rather the actions themselves. truly a remarkable feat. also Plus One JoeBob (19 +Jobboe ) > 20/?? (ya see, its this dragon... but GREEN) I suppose [redacted] will be unimportant then. oh well. also, the reason the forest animals are becoming concerned is because they keep getting murdered for the sake of progress. I murder some more forest animals by using them as weapons against Depression's [L.I.F.E], bludgeoning him to near death with them. #4 brutally curb stomped jim, i was of course not happy depression hired him, but it was his call. and now one of my one students nearly beats him to death. and if you thought i was mad at the moment you should have seen depression. two friends beaten to a pulp. around depression and me there was a significant rise in rage levels, enough to let RAGING STORMS progress thrice as much this cycle.
it however did damage depression with 500 hp.
I warned #4: "do not mess with hellspawn, they're with me"
The wards are finally complete and form a a powerful barrier around the Metal Gaurdian, trapping it. The barrier is designed in such a way that any attacks that hit it are nullified, and the energy from those attacks are redirected into the barrier, fortifying it. I then proceed to punch the shit out of the barrier for good measure. #6 made the Metal guardian invincible to everything but charged attacks, it would have had the effect of trapping the guardian but he wasn't doing much anyway. He couldn't block attacks anymore, but the DEATH of an Fe unit wouldn't be the end of the cause.
EOTB.Depression was enraged, and strengthened by my own temper. this resulted in him gaining 3 levels of rage instead of the usual one.
the metal Guardian was totally okay with his new shield, if only he could move in it. armour 1/10
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles: ALLOYED FORCES: 3/13[ᚺ] STEEL WARDEN - 7/20 HP. End It: 6/10. [ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 19,100/20,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 4/5. armour 1/10 Miscellaneous Hostiles:[ᚺ] Depression - 5,000/11,000 HP. RAGING STORMS: 6/7 The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants: #1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
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Post by joebob on Apr 27, 2017 20:24:14 GMT
30/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 TOG a sense permeats the world for a moment, but only those who would understand can... well, understand, anything other then a slight unease. "I was not attempting to break any walls, most certainly not that one. as well, was it not known already that once the guardian dies, the factions will begin helping their members?" I create a semi-sentient crystal golem, then have it use its inspiration from my actions that it somehow saw to beat the iron guardians face in, since the inspiration doesn't seem to be Doing anything.
Suddenly, I realise a thing! why are we fighting the steel warden? like, ok, its stopping us from getting the artifact or something, but they don't Sound evil or anything? I'm pretty sure their just trying to stop us from destroying a village or something. I proceed to ask them if they would be willing to become allys, should I ever decide to join them, though I won't be making a commitment yet
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 27, 2017 20:47:53 GMT
I focus and begin preparing an attact ward 1/5
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 28, 2017 0:05:00 GMT
+1 Jobboe the [pizza place]
(21 +Jobboe ) > 22/30? (and no, it aint plant green; its GREEN green)
well, if you dont want me attacking it, dont put it on a team otheR then mine. at the veRy least, give them some kinda marker/tag/indicator thingy or something.
I start writing up the stats for the GREEN DRAGON, throwing every scrapped statblock at the steel warden (at break neck speeds that, of course, break its neck)
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on Apr 30, 2017 20:57:23 GMT
30/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 TOG a sense permeats the world for a moment, but only those who would understand can... well, understand, anything other then a slight unease. "I was not attempting to break any walls, most certainly not that one. as well, was it not known already that once the guardian dies, the factions will begin helping their members?" I create a semi-sentient crystal golem, then have it use its inspiration from my actions that it somehow saw to beat the iron guardians face in, since the inspiration doesn't seem to be Doing anything.
Suddenly, I realise a thing! why are we fighting the steel warden? like, ok, its stopping us from getting the artifact or something, but they don't Sound evil or anything? I'm pretty sure their just trying to stop us from destroying a village or something. I proceed to ask them if they would be willing to become allys, should I ever decide to join them, though I won't be making a commitment yet Contestant #1 proceeded to use diplomacy against the STEEL WARDEN, thinking it was an intelligent idea, and they could make good friends. The STEEL WARDEN looked at Contestant #1, before showing him diplomacy - like a problem solving sleuth!
Contestant #1 was blasted away.
I focus and begin preparing an attact ward 1/5 Contestant #6 did that.+1 Jobboe the [pizza place] (21 +Jobboe ) > 22/30? (and no, it aint plant green; its GREEN green) well, if you dont want me attacking it, dont put it on a team otheR then mine.at the veRy least, give them some kinda marker/tag/indicator thingy or something.I start writing up the stats for the GREEN DRAGON, throwing every scrapped statblock at the steel warden (at break neck speeds that, of course, break its neck)The STEEL WARDEN attempted to test its new dodge skills against #4's barrage of plans, but instead was fell, blocks of numbers slamming against it. 2 damage!
EOTB.
The Metal Guardian realised that it was trapped, and that it could not do anything much. It finished incanting its spell, Metallica, before slinging it against Depression, who took 4,000 damage, and RAGED. It then began to prepare it again. Depression RAGED very hard, and smashed through the Metal Guardian's face, via the power of RAGING STORMS! It cut through the Metal Guardian's armour, before searing through it, dealing 6,000 damage in revenge, and making the Metal Guardian very ANGERY and also sed!
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles: ALLOYED FORCES: 4/13[ᚺ] STEEL WARDEN - 7/20 HP. End It: 7/10. [ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 13,100/20,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 0/5. armour 1/10. ANGERY. sed. Miscellaneous Hostiles:[ᚺ] Depression - 1,000/11,000 HP. The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants:
#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
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