absol
Bravesprout
Ronald Reigen
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Post by absol on Jun 22, 2017 20:37:30 GMT
>Wash your hands. Twice.
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 28, 2017 21:00:02 GMT
You wash your hands and promptly return to your apartment to play a game. It is a game played by countless heroes in equally countless timelines. It is a game that ends a world to create a thousand, or even ten thousand worlds. It is a game of creation and destruction, life and death, gods and monsters. You don't know any of this, but as the sun appears from behind the planet's horizon, you have a feeling mutually held by countless others about to embark on the same journey as you, a feeling so common in the face of this game that is often barely registers. You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.
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absol
Bravesprout
Ronald Reigen
Posts: 89
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Post by absol on Jun 28, 2017 21:43:28 GMT
"return to your apartment" How far away is your apartment from the nearest bathroom?
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 30, 2017 18:07:15 GMT
You quickly return to your room and oh hey, that program finished installing. >Launch the program What the absolute shit?
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 1, 2017 0:08:59 GMT
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You doubt that that's good.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 5, 2017 20:18:26 GMT
>Observe You are perfectly aware of the shenanigans that this girl will be getting up to in the next hour, and you personally find them rather boring. It's mostly the usual figuring out how the sburb machines work that happens in every session. Its what happens next that's the most interesting. >Fast forward You are now Susan Davis one hour in the future. You've finally figured out how all of these machines work, and you've made some sort of can. >Susan: Take a swig You don't feel very good. ==> ==> ==> ==> Susansprite: Well shit
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 8, 2017 2:53:14 GMT
Be someone else You are now this guy, on an alien planet far, far away.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 9, 2017 22:22:42 GMT
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 11, 2017 21:34:37 GMT
Introduce yourself Your name is Atargis Dagon, a member of a species of aquatic aliens known as axolotls. The strangeness of sharing a name with an earth creature is lost on you since your species has only observed the planet with telescopes from dozens of light-years away. You personally are an amateur inventor with work across many scientific fields, which is a feat most of your species considers impressive, but not absurdly so. You are currently working on a number of projects in combining machines and biological parts, including your biomechanical arm and your poison gun, which are completed and stored on your shelf. When not doing science, you can often be found outside of your den maintaining your health through a moderately taxing exercise routine. When neither of those are keeping you busy, you can sometimes be found entertaining yourself with video games with a small handful of friends. As it happens, you are currently waiting for a handful of things to finish, which will likely take several hours. What will you do?
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jul 11, 2017 22:38:42 GMT
>Talk with Susansprite.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Jul 13, 2017 4:55:49 GMT
>Question axolotlness
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 15, 2017 2:25:00 GMT
You're almost certain that the species that you are is in fact the species that you are, and the idea that you aren't seems rather absurd.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 17, 2017 0:36:53 GMT
>Check e-mail Weird. You don't remember giving your email address to a company called Skaianet. To: @dagondragon From: @skaianetofficial Congratulations! You and seven others have been invited to be the first to play the final version of our new game Sburb. The file is attached to the email. Thank You for your time. Sburb.exe
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jul 18, 2017 4:47:11 GMT
>Question what is special about this game.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 21, 2017 0:59:18 GMT
>Question what is special about this game. There doesn't seem to be anything weird aside from the email, though that may have been because you haven't began playing yet.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 27, 2017 2:07:20 GMT
>Well hurry up and play already You have absolutely no idea how this computer is displaying what it is. ==> And of course we see a similar error as the last time. >Sburb: Force a Server-Client Connection Well now you're even more confused.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 31, 2017 23:35:42 GMT
Susansprite: Possess your corpse.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 2, 2017 22:44:35 GMT
>Be Susan 1 hour in the past You are now Susan Davis 1 hour in the past. You just saw your computer showing your room, but the view went static, and it's currently black except for some green text saying you're connected or something like that. It also looks like you just got a notification on your chat client, Pesterchum. God that thing's outdated, but you love it all the same. People still use IRC, so you think that you can get away with using this old thing. Regardless, you don't know who it's from, which is somewhat concerning.
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
Posts: 283
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Post by venchi on Nov 3, 2017 16:09:14 GMT
Reveal your fetchmodus and strifespecibus
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 3, 2017 19:41:26 GMT
Reveal your fetchmodus and strifespecibus You're a proud owner of the RHYTHM MODUS. Getting your items out of the thing requires you to complete a short rhythm game. The bigger the object is, the longer the rhythm game is. As for your Strife Specibus, you haven't assigned anything to that. It's not like you plan on fighting monsters or anything.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 14, 2017 0:28:20 GMT
>Investigate loud thumping noise Looks like this giant tube thing just... appeared. What the hell is going on?!
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Nov 14, 2017 9:34:09 GMT
Try to turn the wheel
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 14, 2017 22:56:41 GMT
>Try turning the wheel Huh. You almost didn't notice this wheel over here. You try turning it and find it not able to turn. You can jiggle it around a little, but it feels like something's stuck on something. Your thoughts on how to dislodge whatever's in there are interrupted by another loud bang. >Investigate Yeah ok what the fuck?!
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 19, 2017 0:55:11 GMT
>Solve one mystery at a time and check pesterchum Yeah. Whoever this is contacted you right before things started appearing. Maybe they have something to do with it. [ DagonDragon] began pestering [ MonsterMelody] DD:Hello? DD: I've been told that i'm your co-player for this gameDD: Though I'm not sure how that happened.DD: I received an email with the file and suddenly I'm looking at someone's weird reef.DD: I can appearantly place things down in the reef, but I can't control the character on the screen.MM: Well now I only have more questions. Who are you? What's with the big machines appearing in my house? How did you get my contact information?!DD: My name is Atargis DagonDD: I'm not sure what a house is, but there are big machines I just put down in some weird reefDD: As for your contact info, it was given to me as an attachment of the Email I got this game in. It listed a bunch of usernames and linked me to a download for a program for pesterchum.MM: Well that's awfully suspicious sounding, but I'm having a really weird day so far, so whatever. MM: But how do you not know what a house is? And why are you placing things down in a reef?DD: I've never heard the word house before. As for the reef thing, this game opened me up into a room in some weird alien looking reef and gave me the option to place things down, so I am.MM: I think you've got the words House and Reef mixed up somehow. Not sure how you've managed that. In any event, there's machines appearing in my room and it looks like you're responsible.DD: Wait, so that means the weird alien looking thing I'm seeing on my screen is you then?MM: Wow, rude.DD: Well in any event, I think we should try to figure out how to operate these odd machines.MM: Fair enough. MM: Well the lid's jammed on the tube thing. Any way to rectify that?DD: In my experience, if big, clunky machines aren't working, hitting them hard with something tends to fix the issue.>Atargis: Fix the issue ==> Well that's one way of doing it you guess.
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Post by heyitskane on Nov 19, 2017 20:52:38 GMT
==> What... What the absolute FUCK is that thing? You guess whatever it was, it was blocking this weird tube thing. Something about it makes you a bit uneasy.
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