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Post by heyitskane on Jun 10, 2017 17:57:57 GMT
BEGIN  A device floats in a very wide orbit around earth. It prepares to send down a string of data. ==>  A small shard of glass sends the data off in wildly different directions. >Enough of this shit, let's meet a person!  Well alright, you're this person now. Who's this? What's their deal? Why are they just kind of standing around? Why are you asking all of these questions instead of finding out? Let's start with a simple question. What's your name? |
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 10, 2017 19:40:01 GMT
>Enter name
That's right, your name is Susan Davis. Whelp, what will you do now?
>Examine room
As was previously stated, your name is Susan Davis, and today, the tenth of june, is a day of no particular importance to anyone quite yet.
Your interests are mostly music related. You are talented in both the piano and guitar, and use both to create digital music using your handy Desktop Computer.
You also have a habit of not sleeping nearly enough, instead opting for unhealthy amounts of Energy drinks.
On your wall are a number of posters. One wall displays your affection for Led Zepplin and Gorillaz, as well as a poster of waluigi that a friend of yours managed to convince you to spend money on. A little further down that wall is a map of the world that your Dad bought you around 5 years ago. It's slightly out of date in a few minor areas, though it's definitely accurate enough to use.
On the wall behind you is a tribute to a fusion of your own and your friend's interests by way of a certain internet personality. |
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 14, 2017 19:55:20 GMT
>Check your computer  Weird, it looks like someone somehow managed to add a file to your Personal Dropbox. You... don't really remember giving anyone the ability to access this. Maybe it's some thing the company's owners are putting in there. You really don't know just what the hell is up. You also don't like how it's a .exe file. Those are always sketchy as hell. |
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 17, 2017 16:07:09 GMT
>Backup your computer and run the file  You backup your computer so that if this extremely sketchy file ruins your computer, you can always load up the backup and continue going about your business. Well either way, you don't feel like watching your computer back itself up for an hour. What will you do? |
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Post by Enforcer on Jun 17, 2017 16:17:42 GMT
Susan ==> Question friends on whether they gave you the dropbox file
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Post by mortebouse on Jun 17, 2017 16:29:24 GMT
> Play a sick cover of Superfast Jellyfish using only the piano.
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 17, 2017 17:00:59 GMT
Question friends on whether they gave you the dropbox file  There is exactly one other person on the entire planet who should be able to edit your dropbox. You fire up this outdated chat client that he insists on using and try to pry some answers out of him. AuditoryGlissando began pestering ConniptionAvalanche at 3:50PM AG: Hey, did you add a file to my dropbox?CA: no, I thought you added this one to mineAG: Wait, you have some mysterious file too?
AG: Is it called SBURB.exe?CA: yes to both
CA: I'm installing the thing nowAG: Why would you do that? It's sketchy as hell!CA: well if it's cool, then I get to experience something awesome
CA: if it's a shithole virus that tears through My computer, all a really end up losing is a few reaction images and some games i'll have to reinstall
CA: its a win-lose situation where losing has basically no real consequencesAG: Well either way, i'm doing a backup before I launch this thing.CA: good call
CA: whelp, this thing is just about done installing, so I'll mess around with it for a bit and talk with you later.ConniptionAvalanche ceased pestering AuditoryGlissando at 3:52PM |
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 17, 2017 21:16:41 GMT
> Play a sick cover of Superfast Jellyfish using only the piano.  You... you don't think that even you'd be able to play that song on a piano. You just kind of stand there awkwardly, not playing anything. |
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Post by mortebouse on Jun 17, 2017 21:49:51 GMT
> Okay, then play the simplest song imaginable.
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 17, 2017 23:07:47 GMT
> Okay, then play the simplest song imaginable.  You decide to play a relatively simple song. If you were able to hear through images, it might sound like this. |
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Post by Pseudointellect on Jun 18, 2017 7:03:34 GMT
>Examine Waluigi poster
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Post by rythmicYaoifan on Jun 18, 2017 7:51:46 GMT
>Susan: Captalouge energy drinks.
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Post by Pimpmaster72 on Jun 18, 2017 12:19:23 GMT
You could give an introduction of the other character
==>Be the other guy
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Post by absol on Jun 18, 2017 12:34:10 GMT
Examine the map's inaccuracies while you wait.
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 18, 2017 22:15:06 GMT
 It's... Its just a poster that a friend managed to convince you to buy. The very same friend that you just talked to about a minute ago. Yeah, this thing is really dumb. |
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 18, 2017 22:45:17 GMT
>Susan: Captalouge energy drinks.  You decide to captchalogue one of the energy drinks you have lying around. You really should clean these up at some point. |
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 18, 2017 22:53:51 GMT
Examine the map's inaccuracies while you wait.  It still is a relatively recent map, and there isn't much to note as far as changes since this thing's printing. The biggest change you know of here is the seperation of north and south sudan. The rest are a bunch of tiny border disputes and minor name changes as far as you're aware. Like you said, slightly out of date but perfectly servicable. |
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Post by absol on Jun 19, 2017 0:48:08 GMT
>Check how the installation is going.
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 19, 2017 14:03:53 GMT
>Check how the installation is going.  You go over to your computer and see that the backup is done. You take a deep breath and start installing the game. It seems like it'll take another few minutes. |
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Post by Pseudointellect on Jun 19, 2017 14:06:24 GMT
>Go downstairs
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Post by absol on Jun 19, 2017 15:33:43 GMT
>Get a snack from the kitchen.
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Post by thelifeweaver on Jun 19, 2017 21:01:30 GMT
> Go for a quick bathroom break as the cosmological imperative indicates a significant propensity for toilet related disasters.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 20, 2017 18:51:03 GMT
>Examine MOUTH posters
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 22, 2017 2:00:03 GMT
 Your Mouth Sounds/Silence/Moods posters are there as a tribute to Neil Cicerega's masterfully crafted memes. These three albums, you believe, are the perfect blend of internet comedy and musical talent. |
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 22, 2017 2:09:19 GMT
> Go for a quick bathroom break as the cosmological imperative indicates a significant propensity for toilet related disasters.  No toilet disasters happen, but the file finishes installing while you use the restroom. |
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