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Post by NotQuiteApex on Jun 28, 2017 1:29:53 GMT
Get Out of the House Your name is Perry Jones, PJ for short. Your goal is to get out of the house. What will you do? |
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Post by spinthebirdy on Jun 28, 2017 1:48:16 GMT
>open the window and get outta the house
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Post by NotQuiteApex on Jun 28, 2017 2:33:45 GMT
>open the window and get outta the house  This is one tall house. |
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absol
Bravesprout
Ronald Reigen
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Post by absol on Jun 28, 2017 3:38:39 GMT
>Take the crowbar and smash up the floor.
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Post by chalkturnernpc on Jun 28, 2017 3:46:04 GMT
> Feel thems pockets.
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Post by Curris on Jun 28, 2017 5:09:03 GMT
Eat delicious floor-cookie.
Pick up cane, dance like Fred Astair.
Descend Astair.
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Post by NotQuiteApex on Jun 28, 2017 18:57:00 GMT
 Ah yes, your POCKETS... which are filled with LINT. They can store any object of any size so long as its perceived size is small enough to fit into one of your pockets. Eat delicious floor-cookie.  This is no floor cookie, it is a floor orange! A floorange if you will.  Absolutely delicious.  You stow the orange into your RIGHT POCKET. Could be useful later. >Take the crowbar and smash up the floor.  You slam the crowbar onto the ground, and the ground slams the crowbar onto your forehead, dealing you a whopping 3 DMG. You are pitifully knocked to the ground. You are not sure this is how you are meant to use a crowbar.  Your POTENTIOMETER dwindles down 3 points on account of that blow to the head you just took. Better not let that marker reach 0. |
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absol
Bravesprout
Ronald Reigen
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Post by absol on Jun 28, 2017 21:44:21 GMT
>Let it reach 0 to see what happens.
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Post by Curris on Jun 28, 2017 23:15:45 GMT
Is your HP perceived to be small enough to store in your pocket? If so, stow that gaming abstraction immediately, thereby gumming up your inventory with redundant meta-game freight!
Observe other walls in this room.
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Post by NotQuiteApex on Jun 30, 2017 4:57:37 GMT
(Been busy with other projects, so text only for this update. May or may not add the panels when I get to it.) >Let it reach 0 to see what happens. You imagine the result would be a grim death, brought on by the lack of any positivity in your POTENTIOMETER. Your inanimate corpse lying where your last step was. All this thought of death made you think of skulls, which now appear to be strewn about the room. Is your HP perceived to be small enough to store in your pocket? If so, stow that gaming abstraction immediately, thereby gumming up your inventory with redundant meta-game freight! You stow your POTENTIOMETER into your LEFT POCKET, an underwhelming success. What are you even gonna do with this thing now? Observe other walls in this room. You take a look around you. Those skulls you seemed to have conjured earlier are still there. There is also a poster on the wall of a man. He seems prophetic. |
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Post by Curris on Jun 30, 2017 5:04:32 GMT
Observe prophetic man. Should you worship him? Can you learn his prophecy so to avoid the mistakes his grim future warns about?
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absol
Bravesprout
Ronald Reigen
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Post by absol on Jun 30, 2017 12:32:00 GMT
Observe prophetic man. Should you worship him? Can you learn his prophecy so to avoid the mistakes his grim future warns about? Build a shrine to him out of skulls. |
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Post by NotQuiteApex on Jul 2, 2017 2:12:58 GMT
(Still busy. Plus this whole venture was mainly for writing practice and not so much art practice, still fun though.) Observe prophetic man. Should you worship him? Can you learn his prophecy so to avoid the mistakes his grim future warns about? You look upon his dazzling face. He is eccentric to bestow knowledge onto your thinkpot and learn his ways. His vague words tell much more than normal ears can hear. You hear the faint whisper... ..."diners, drive-ins, and dives"... Build a shrine to him out of skulls. Your cranium erection stands proudly before the poster. Totally not like weird or anything at all. |
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Post by ten 11 on Jul 27, 2017 5:52:10 GMT
>Take poster, leave room
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Post by Curris on Jul 29, 2017 20:54:33 GMT
If the posterman for prophecy is so well reknowned, he must be Holy.
If he is Holy, then walk through the Hole in the Holy poster to the adjacent room.
Also, Drop the Crowbar out the window. While a tremendous hazard to those walking below, it will alert passerbys that you are in need of assistance in "getting out of the House"
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Juvesquirt
just an absolutely preposterous amount of garbage
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Post by possum on Aug 3, 2017 6:12:25 GMT
>Use floorange juice to spike your hair, bringing you one step closer to the glorious prophet
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Post by NotQuiteApex on Aug 12, 2017 0:35:17 GMT
>Use floorange juice to spike your hair, bringing you one step closer to the glorious prophet  You roll up the poster to stow away in your pockets, along with the crowbar. Maybe it will be of use to you at some point? While you shuffle through your pockets you pull out the floorange and use the citrus juices to spike up your hair like the prophets. Though it doesn't seem like it would stay spiked up for long, and maybe it's disrespectful to dress up like a prophet. You're not too sure about what others think of him.  You exit the room to a hallway. There is another poster on the wall.  You feel it watching you. |
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Post by Actually Ed on Aug 13, 2017 8:02:39 GMT
>Rip the poster of the wall. That'll show it!
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Post by NotQuiteApex on Aug 15, 2017 21:40:14 GMT
>Rip the poster of the wall. That'll show it!  You rip the poster off of its pins. But now a creepy, robotic head stays in its place in a little hidey hole cleverly hidden behind the poster. well uh, you sure showed it. |
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Post by ten 11 on Aug 15, 2017 23:21:50 GMT
>Take the robot head and look into the hole.
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Post by Curris on Aug 18, 2017 4:03:19 GMT
Try to open the mouth of the robot head. Maybe it's hungry?
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Post by Itsimplyace on Aug 27, 2017 14:14:02 GMT
> Try and talk to the robot head.
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Post by NotQuiteApex on Aug 31, 2017 2:43:06 GMT
(Author's note: school is busying me, ill add panels when i can)
Try to open the mouth of the robot head. Maybe it's hungry? You retreive your floorange and offer it to the robot head. It doesn't seem to be interested in your citrusy offer and continues to stare at you. > Try and talk to the robot head. You ask if it has a name. To which it replies in a sawtooth tone that of course it does and calls you a dingus. After several moments of disturbing undisturbed silence you ask what its name is. It replies QURL and then says you smell like rotten oranges. You tell QURL that you go by PJ, they replies with a whatever. >Take the robot head and look into the hole. You remove QURL from their stand inside the hole, they appear to be just the head to a robot. They ask you what the big idea is. You tell them that you kinda just do what your mind tells you to do, currently its telling you to look through the hole. They tell you to quit it and that you won't find much, just lousy control room with some screens and a keyboard, not like you'd be able to fit through the hole anyway. You try to look anyway but its too dark to see through the hole. |
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Post by Curris on Aug 31, 2017 4:07:00 GMT
Ask QURL which floor you're on. Maybe he (or she) knows where an elevator or staircase is?
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Post by NotQuiteApex on Sept 25, 2017 2:24:55 GMT
Ask QURL which floor you're on. Maybe he (or she) knows where an elevator or staircase is?  You ask QURL the floor number. They reply that 'number' is NULL and snickers to themselves. You say that that doesn't make sense, they sigh and say floor 42. |
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