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Post by froideriko on Apr 17, 2016 15:23:52 GMT
Hello other forumers!  I was on the MSPA Forums, uhh, a long time ago, and I made some fanventures that I never got around to continuing.
(Argh, I hate my lazy, procastinating self!)
So, here's where I'll be posting my kinda silly fanventure! And you guys should send commands!
Lamarche Industries
You are OV-1941, the Observer in your security team. Despite your skirt and general appearance, you don't really care about that silly little thing called gender. Today is a great day!
That's sarcasm, buddy. The Autokicken Menu's got nothin' but weird vegetarian dishes. And darn do you hate 'em!
So what're you going to do? |
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Post by Neptz on Apr 17, 2016 15:33:19 GMT
That image is broken right now, unfortunately.
>Eat more vegetarian dishes.
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Post by froideriko on Apr 17, 2016 17:08:53 GMT
>Eat more vegetarian dishes.
 Oh, heck no! You can't bear to eat another spoonful of expensive leaf nonsense. If your boss can eat a lot of meat then why can't you?! |
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 17, 2016 17:28:21 GMT
>Unplug power strip in protest
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Post by sirblizz98 on Apr 17, 2016 21:23:36 GMT
>You eat those Vegetarian Meals. You eat them right this minute!
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Post by 2create on Apr 17, 2016 22:18:30 GMT
> Devise a plot wherein you will take a vegetarian hamburger and switch it with the meal of your boss.
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 18, 2016 7:57:13 GMT
>Those shoes behind you are dull and boring and you hate them. Teach those shoes a lesson they'll never forget.
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Post by froideriko on Apr 18, 2016 15:45:43 GMT
I'm going to save this command for later. >Unplug power strip in protest
That's the answer! You're going to unplug wreck the power strip! You're gonna tear it, thrash it, torture it! Then maybe you can take over this company and rule it with an iron fist. That's a wonderful idea, and nobody's gonna stop you.
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I said nobody, but I didn't say nothing! One of your perks, Concern for Causation has jumped to action. You can hear your conscience telling you not to do it. What if your career goes to hell? Okay, maybe it might help in your career in getting fired, but it would ruin your surveillance career.
You opt out of unplugging it.
> Devise a plot wherein you will take a vegetarian hamburger and switch it with the meal of your boss.
Gooooooooooood. A good, good idea.
If you protest using the power strip, then you're screwed. Your superiors will pinpoint the origin of the blackout and most likely fire you.
Swapping your funky boss' meal with a veggie burger... well, as long as you leave a scarce amount of evidence, then you won't be caught. Good thing you've got gloves hidden somewhere.
As you plot, in a rather dastardly way, if I may add, you hear a "ping!" noise. It's your computer. You've got mail, kiddo. |
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 18, 2016 17:34:34 GMT
>No matter who sent this letter and what it's about, send back an angry message demanding that they don't bother you while you're malevolently scheming.
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Post by 2create on Apr 18, 2016 18:23:10 GMT
> Check mail in a dastardly manner.
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Post by badatnames on Apr 21, 2016 2:57:00 GMT
>Retreive mail
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Post by eerr on Apr 21, 2016 3:48:28 GMT
Is this some sort of dystopian society where meat is scarce?
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Post by froideriko on Apr 22, 2016 15:04:32 GMT
Is this some sort of dystopian society where meat is scarce? Lamarche Industries only has budgeting issues. ;> ALSO ALSO if spoilers don't work it's my fault I haven't been on a forum for so long thus I have no clue anymore... Can somebody please remind me how they work because I'm only making guesses with BBCode here. > Answer mail in a dastardly manner
You laugh evilly as you open your mail client.
Unlike your teammates, you use Hermes, by rival company Deathcorp. It works faster than the in-house client, okay?
Anyway...
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It's from Germany. The new leader of Germany...
Let's not quote Chronicle of Nippon here.
The email's from MN-1905, the maintenance worker of your team. She seems pissed.
hey observer. are you awake? did you eat something? i mean you need to go log in the server and check the family unit bECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS THEY ARE BEING A PAIN IN THE REAR - MN-1905
>No matter who sent this letter and what it's about, send back an angry message demanding that they don't bother you while you're malevolently scheming.
Angry message? Nah, you're too nice to send a profanity-laden all-caps message, but you can't help but feel a little peeved by Maintenance sending you a letter outta nowhere!
You quickly type up a reply.
Can't it wait? I'm planning something about... Y'know. Brucie Bruce. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The plan is confidential! - OV-1941
Maintenance immediately replies to you.
the way you just called the ceo "brucie bruce" is frightening me, like don'tcha have a sense of self preservation...? i mean what if people have us under surveillance and you're going to be... put in mr. lamarche's next steak... - MN-1905
You would've told MN-1905 that it's only a rumor, but you're not one to make 1-sentence emails.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 22, 2016 16:42:50 GMT
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Post by typeandkey on Apr 23, 2016 0:09:10 GMT
>Agree to check the family unit, but drag your feet about it. You still have terrifying master plans to brood on.
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Post by froideriko on May 18, 2016 15:18:46 GMT
It's here! The Lamarche Industries update! About time I stopped procastinating! >Agree to check the family unit, but drag your feet about it. You still have terrifying master plans to brood on.
 Using your master swivel chair skills, you scoot towards the terminal. It takes up about an eighth of the room.
Makes sense, since the big bulk of your job involves this thing.---> ---> The terminal says you're viewing Room 5 of the Hollen household. Subject 4- that's the daughter, is sulking on the floor, while viewing something on her tablet.
What MN-1905 said, about them being a "pain in the rear" confounds you. Usually they are described as such when there are technical issues. But it seemed like nothing serious happened- maybe a family argument occurred or something. The date marker displays ??/??/ ?, though that usually happens, fidgets in the timekeeping system or whatever. Sorting that out is not your job. You are only here to record events. You grab your laptop and press Ctrl+T to check the detailed version of the time data, before making a mental note.
??/??/? 9:23am - Subject 4 sits in Room 5, shows sign of sadness/anger (?)
You'll write that on the database later. |
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Post by Curris on May 27, 2016 3:28:51 GMT
Use Observational Supercomputer to hack into the tablet. Then you can see what she (Subject 4) sees.
I mean, what's the point of having a supercomputer if you aren't going to hack people's personal devices, right?
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I was on the MSPA Forums, uhh, a long time ago, and I made some fanventures that I never got around to continuing. 
?, though that usually happens, fidgets in the timekeeping system or whatever. Sorting that out is not your job. You are only here to record events. You grab your laptop and press Ctrl+T to check the detailed version of the time data, before making a mental note.
