darkgreenespeon
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Post by darkgreenespeon on Sept 17, 2017 18:28:59 GMT
 A young troll is hangin' in its bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 17th of September, 2017, is this tubular troll's wriggling day. Though this rad dude was given a name 17 years ago, it was a pretty lame-o name, so a rockin' new name must be in order. But what should that name be? |
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 17, 2017 22:40:10 GMT
>Silas Capilli
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Post by Curris on Sept 18, 2017 2:55:59 GMT
Radico Donkus
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rectifiedReaction
Moppet of Destiny
Wait, when did I get this NothingIsOkay75 halloween costume on???
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Post by rectifiedReaction on Sept 27, 2017 20:08:03 GMT
Johnny Radboy
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 29, 2017 19:26:19 GMT
Socruz Distac
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darkgreenespeon
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Post by darkgreenespeon on Oct 4, 2017 20:20:24 GMT
 The troll looks more and more disgusted with each SUGGESTION, to the point of either almost vomiting or doing a very convincing job pretending. These names are for GROMMETS, the troll says. The narrator suggest the troll just pick any name then, because the narrator is sick of having to refer to the troll in THIRD PERSON and thinks everyone else just might be sick of READING SENTENCES LIKE THIS. Enter Name. The troll goes with a simple edit on the given name, and the narrator chooses to ignore this BLATANT DISREGARD FOR PLACRONYM ETIQUETTE in favor of getting on with the story already. The troll asserts- that is to say, you assert that your name is VEN. |
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Wait, when did I get this NothingIsOkay75 halloween costume on???
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Post by rectifiedReaction on Oct 4, 2017 20:26:59 GMT
>Ven: Ogle at these radical shenanigans.
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Post by Curris on Oct 4, 2017 20:35:37 GMT
Do a radical kickflip onto your bed, and sleep for 20 hours.
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darkgreenespeon
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Post by darkgreenespeon on Nov 5, 2017 15:38:57 GMT
Do a radical kickflip onto your bed, and sleep for 20 hours.  That's the fifth most terrible idea you've heard today! Normally, you would happily sleep through your WRIGGLING DAY, but today is different. It's a SPECIAL OCCASION related to a VERY SPECIAL GAME and you need to be constantly alert! Ven: Elaborate. Today is supposedly the RELEASE DATE of "Animel Sket 2". You discovered the original Animel Sket a few years ago, when you were looking for a NEW SKATING GAME and lamenting the fact that they never made another Tony Hawk game after Shred Session. Though you never did find out what an animel is, that game gave you hours of fun - usually in the form of LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF at the glitchy programming and the terrible graphics. The sequel was supposed to come out THREE DAYS AGO, but was, to quote a blog post by the person behind it, "delayed thru cicrumsanses beond my ctrl". If you, as a loyal fan of this HORRIBLE WRECK of a skating game, were asleep when the sequel was published, it would surely be a terrible insult to the SOUL of Animel Sket. |
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Post by 0verandoverandover on Nov 5, 2017 17:16:34 GMT
>Ven: Why are you in a normal room instead of a hive room?
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Escapism
Nov 15, 2017 6:01:50 GMT
via mobile
Post by KAVAK on Nov 15, 2017 6:01:50 GMT
Check if you have enough alternia shekels for the game
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Post by Deboytommy on Nov 15, 2017 10:16:12 GMT
Check poster/mcdonalds Happy meal box
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Post by Curris on Nov 19, 2017 5:32:13 GMT
Chat with one of your friends. Get totally hyped!
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darkgreenespeon
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Post by darkgreenespeon on Mar 20, 2018 10:25:54 GMT
>Ven: Why are you in a normal room instead of a hive room?  A hive? What? You have no idea why that question suddenly popped into your head. You've read some things online about crazed mustardbloods living with their bees in huge beehives, but you would never do something like that. You like your apartment complex just fine, and so does every other troll you know. Check poster/mcdonalds Happy meal box  Alright, sure. You're pretty sure you know what's in the box, though, and it's not going to make you very happy if you're right. ==>
 Yep.==> Disgusting. Your parents buy the same things every year, and every year the gifts end up in the trash. The box was a bust, but it still can't hurt to check the poster, maybe this year's won't be so bad. ==> Well, what do you know. This one is actually okay. You make a mental note to find a place on your wall to hang it up, and then another one to go thank your parents later. First order of business is going to be telling your friends about this, considering it's your first wriggling day in years where you've actually gotten something worth keeping. |
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Post by Pixel on Jul 13, 2018 23:26:30 GMT
Demand birthday greetings from your online friends
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Post by Samboygenius on Jul 14, 2018 17:15:30 GMT
Skate fast eat ass.
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Post by handymold2 on Jul 15, 2018 9:41:46 GMT
Consume the closest nearby fluid.
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