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Post by liqxid on Nov 8, 2018 7:43:31 GMT
ACT 2
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Well, that was certainly an ordeal. One you had not expected upon deciding to play this game with Izzy today. Due to your obvious distaste for CO, you had only anticipated playing with Izzy and Izzy alone, in a two-person session that would end with both of you winning, and living your days peacefully back on earth. However, that seems to of changed by whoever the fuck decided to hop on as your server player. You are not sure how they did it, as it would require information on you that you have only given out to a select few people on your massive pesterchum friendslist. These select few are, as you have taken to assuming, all dead due to the apocalyptic disaster befalling your home planet at this very moment.
While you would like to get into the medium as fast as possible, you would also like to solve this puzzling conundrum.
RUTH: Communicate with MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR
First and foremost, you decide to consult with your arch-nemesis just to make sure it isn't him who's connected to you. You'd rather gut yourself than allow him to play with yourself and Izzy.
BQ: Hey. BQ: So, like, are you the fucker that connected to me as my server player or what? BQ: CO? BQ: Guess you're not awake. Or you're dead! Either way. BQ: Good. I was going to strangle you if you had been the one to ruin Izzy and I's two-player game. BQ: Hope you piss the bed! ==> Hm.
So, it isn't him.
This revelation leaves you with a long, full friend-list to drudge through, painstainkingly so. While it may not be your preferred occupation to do now that you've entertained the idea of entering the game, and your mysterious server player has sent out the last of your required items, it's about all you can do until you can properly communicate with whomsteverthefuck.
You get to it, then. Sending message after to message to every person you've ever talked to within your Pesterchum archives. Even the ones who you haven't so much as glanced at in years. Yet, none of them respond, their silence all too telling to their innocence in this particular matter. It seems terrifying, really, that you can't seem to get any messages back. Nevertheless, you scroll back and forth a few times through your list, seeing no usernames that you may have missed, and none that could possibly of escaped your radar...RUTH: Dawn realization Oh.==> No.
No, no, no, no, no!
It absolutely cannot be possible!
Abso-fucking-lutely not!
There is only one, singular name on your pesterchum roster that could even potentially be this person helping you.
Only one name that you had not thought to even click on, as it would be nigh impossible considering the circumstances! |
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Post by Mfg15 on Nov 9, 2018 14:03:19 GMT
Ruth-> go to red alert, freak and lock yourself in the closet
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Post by liqxid on Nov 9, 2018 22:31:49 GMT
RUTH: Flip the fuck out and Hide in Closet
You... You're not sure how to deal with somehow communicating with the dead, so you hide in your tiny, itty bitty closet, and question your own sanity.
RUTH: Be the GHOST
Suddenly, you're THIS KID. Albeit, you're not entirely sure where the notion of you being a 'Ghost' came from. Rather curious, if you ask yourself. And you do not, since that would be silly.
You would go through the ever so stereotypical naming conventions of those within your age range, however you find it rather droll to do such due to already having had a name for what has been months by this period in time.
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Your name is FRED LANDON.
While you do not have many interests, those that you DO have you tend to fully emerse yourself in. Such as, but not limited to, GARDENING, and MUPPETS. You are also, certainly, not DEAD, and/or, A GHOST.
What shall you do?
>FRED: Inspect painting of hauntingly fine man |
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Post by calescentInfernum on Nov 10, 2018 0:14:01 GMT
Inspect the picture of the fine man hauntingly looming over your bed.
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Post by Curris on Nov 10, 2018 0:39:18 GMT
Inspect your THREE STUDIOUS TOMES.
Take a drink of ye MYSTERY TONIC at ye FLASK-STATION.
This is probably the most unique room I've ever seen, at least in physical layout.
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Post by unoriginalUmbrella on Nov 10, 2018 2:14:30 GMT
Hug Muppet for safety and comfort.
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Post by liqxid on Nov 10, 2018 3:48:30 GMT
FRED: Inspect painting of hauntingly fine man
Ah, a painting of Jesus Christ. When you and your aunt moved into this house she INSISTED on hanging this above your bed, for 'safety' as she put it.
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All it really manages to accomplish is being a horrifying reminder that no matter what you do, you will never truly be important, unlike that of the christian messiah.
FRED: Check out your three STUDIOUS TOMES
 
Another towering reminder to your insignificance. These college level books of SCIENCEY GARBAGE were given to you by your AUNTIE on your last birthday. Looking at them is akin to gazing into the void, seeing nothing but inky blackness overtaking your mind.
Basically, looking at them gives you a headache.
FRED: Drink MYSTERY TONIC
There isn't any fluid within the FLASK. Despite the science tools being so prominent, you have never really found the need to use it. Another wasted gift from your aunt.
You're beginning to feel guilty for being so ungrateful. Your aunt has bought you so many things to help you become a wonderful part of society, yet all you do is shun them, and instead mess around with your constantly dying flowers.
FRED: Stop being so depressing and check out your MUPPET
Right, of course. Izzy would be disappointed in you if she saw you acting so depressing. So, to fix your mood, you hop over to your favourite MUPPET, HERMIT THE FROG. This is the singular Muppet that you were able to keep in the move, as you moved so far, taking all of your other ones would have been far too cumbersome for both your aunt, and the poor movers she hired to help the both of you move.
FRED: Hug Hermit
This is incredibly comforting.
>TO BE CONTINUED |
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Post by liqxid on Nov 10, 2018 7:52:54 GMT
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Oh. Someone is pestering you.
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CO: hey man SC: Hello, Lyle! SC: You've already finish all of your chores for the day? CO: sure have CO: got all the pens clean an put my birb down for bed CO: now all thats left is a power nap before we start playin the game SC: Oh, wonderful! I'm so excited to play with you, even if by playing this game, we are completely and utterly dooming our planet. SC: As long as we can do something fun with one another, I am more than happy. CO: same man CO: same CO: ya said you were also gonna ask iz to join us yeah? SC: Mhmm! SC: I was just about to do so, but I got a tiny bit distracted. SC: You know how it is. SC: So many things to do in a day! CO: yeah CO: just a whole fuckton of absolute garbage to wade thru CO: til ya get to chill out and play vidyagames with your best pals SC: Quite! SC: Just absolutely abysmal amount of things of lesser importance, screaming for the world to halt, as it takes to the utmost importance. CO: all like 'oh shit! look at me! im so useless ya gotta pay attention to me! right now!' CO: and ya just gotta say 'chill out man ive got my best bro to talk to and totes platonically mack on right now' CO: 'ring me up when the world aint ending fuckkkk' SC: Exactly! SC: Oh, and Hermit says hi. CO: tell em i say hi back and that hes the coolest muppet to exist CO: maybe give em a sweet high five too CO: for good measure SC: Can do  CO: aight go message izkid now b4 ya forget again CO: make sure she knows what shes gonna get into CO: she probs aint even seen the news today CO: which has me worried as shit CO: you know her SC: Yes, I do... SC: Sure a worrisome girl she is! SC: But, I'll go on and talk to her then. SC: You go for your nap, and once you wake up, we should all be prepared to play together. SC: Talk to you in a bit! Bro! CO: yeah later my dude FRED: Message Izzy You message Izzy, giving her the lo-down of what is currently transpiring in the world.
As expected, she is blissfully unaware of her situation. |
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Post by unoriginalUmbrella on Nov 10, 2018 21:12:31 GMT
Go on a MAGICAL quest to find your copy of Sburb
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Post by raisingchaos on Nov 11, 2018 7:58:01 GMT
> turn your lights on you vampire
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Post by MFG15 on Nov 11, 2018 20:22:39 GMT
Sing a song about rainbows and what behind them
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Post by liqxid on Nov 12, 2018 0:10:42 GMT
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Due to the sheer size of this update, I ask that you all read it on MSPFA!
>Suggest Command |
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Post by MFG15 on Nov 12, 2018 3:13:18 GMT
Izzy: search around and make sure your parents are okay
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Post by raisingchaos on Nov 12, 2018 10:57:03 GMT
Looks like we have our Space player safe, that's good to know.
Let the fun begin.
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Post by Curris on Nov 13, 2018 9:18:25 GMT
Funhouse slide on your bedroom continues to pay mighty dividends.
Izzy -> you have a pink ocean around your house. Does it smell like flowers? Is it safe for Sprinkles to swim in?
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Post by liqxid on Nov 15, 2018 16:14:05 GMT
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IZZY: Stick your hand in Strange Liquid
You stick your hand into the pinky fluid, and it parts easily around your hand, just like normal water. It doesn't feel weird, just looks funky, apparently. You feel the soft grass of your little island under the water, running your fingers along it in little circles. It's oddly soothing.
It doesn't seem to really smell like anything in particular, either, which is kinda weird since it's such a candy-like pink you thought it might be a liquified candy, or something!
You hear the faint scuttle of your beloved pet in the distance, but he sounds so far away, likely ran away after getting his butt handed to him not so long ago, so he probably won't bother you right now.
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YOU WERE WRONG.
Not even a moment after you finished your thought, the littlest asshole jumps you, sucker punching you without even a shred of regret.
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You open your eyes just in time to see Sprinkles swimming off into the distance. He's doggy paddling, refusing to move like how octopi are supposed to.
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You really hate to say it, but you really sort of dislike your own son.
Such a douchebag.
IZZY: Check on your parents
You spring back to your feet, head only hurting the slightest bit from your fall just now.
Being on such a weird new planet may have scared your parents quite a bit, so you decide to toddle up to your house to peep in on them. Just make sure they're not too freaked out!
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As you enter, you see a sight you hadn't expected!
Your mother, beating a weird monster to death with a rolled up newspaper! As you enter the house, shutting the door behind you, your mother says in an eerily calm voice for you to head upstairs, that she has this handled, and that you should bunker yourself in until she finishes off the dastardly little man before her.
You want to say 'I can help!' but really, going against your own mother when all she's trying to do is keep you safe? You're not about that life!
IZZY: Skedaddle
You skedaddle up to your room, only to be met with more of those little blue assholes! Well, looks like you're going to have to kick some butt, with yoru super awesome and totally not useless WATERGUN OF EXTREME BADASSNESS! |
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Post by Mfg15 on Nov 16, 2018 15:16:59 GMT
Izzy you have a water run Peter sake
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Post by unoriginalUmbrella on Nov 17, 2018 4:04:11 GMT
You know what time it is.
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Post by Curris on Nov 17, 2018 7:16:19 GMT
Maybe, if you squirt them, and your valuable machinery, computers, and electrical devices, you'll transfer electricity through the water, and electrocute them, while dousing them in shame (and water!).
No, wait, that's a horrible idea, you're going to wreck all your stuff.
Maybe, just, sorta, turn out the lights. Maybe they'll go to bed? They look sleepy. . .
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Post by raisingchaos on Nov 17, 2018 7:31:54 GMT
> Tell them all to leave and you're very disappointed in them all for entering a ladies room without permission, spray them with water.
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Post by liqxid on Dec 23, 2018 21:26:12 GMT
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Post by liqxid on Dec 30, 2018 23:20:59 GMT
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Today's youth! So disrespectful about their bedtimes, staying up aaaaaall night just to read their 'Internet Based Webcomics' and watch those 'Smosh's, or whatever!
IZZY: Commune with your Sprite
You nearly forgot about him! Your actual, non-shitty and selfish, son! Who's a good froggo! He is, yes he is!
IZZY: oh my gosh !!! IZZY: hi! youre alive !!! FROGGOSPRITE: snzzzz........ FROGGOSPRITE: .....zzz.....yes..........i am........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz FROGGOSPRITE: zzzzz........ IZZY: uh FROGGOSPRITE: .....zzz......alive.......hello izzy..snzz....... IZZY: hi again IZZY: youre super duper adorable! IZZY: and kinda super big IZZY: i thought youd be the size of a frog IZZY: that doesnt take away from the cuteness tho !!! FROGGOSPRITE: thank......you.....zzz.....izzy.......zzzzssnnn IZZY: also uh stupid question but IZZY: youre not here to just be adorable IZZY: right??? IZZY: thats not how video games work IZZY: or IZZY: not all the time IZZY: is this that kinda game??? FROGGOSPRITE: no........... FROGGOSPRITE: zzz.....i am......here to be..... snzzzz......................................zz....... FROGGOSPRITE: snznnznzzzzzzzz.................................................... FROGGOSPRITE: your............ FROGGOSPRITE: sss.....zzz.....guide in this..........game..... IZZY: oh cool! IZZY: you if i have a question i can ask you? FROGGOSPRITE: yes.......... IZZY: awesome :DDD IZZY: okay so for my first question can you help me defeat enemies? FROGGOSPRITE: ........yes......zzz...... IZZY: rad! IZZY: okay second question i wanna kno if you could kill these imps for me? IZZY: im uh IZZY: kinda useless IZZY: or my weapon is !!! its rlly not much of a weapon even IZZY: just a dumb kids toy i thought would be cool to have as a strife specibus when i was still a little kid... FROGGOSPRITE: nnnn......z.z...zzzzz....... FROGGOSPRITE: dont wanna......... IZZY: .... IZZY: b IZZY: but youre my SPRITE IZZY: you just said you could help me !!! FROGGOSPRITE: meh....... IZZY: MEH !!!
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IZZY: thats not how video games work !!! IZZY: if youre a companion npc then you have to do what youre programmed to do !!! IZZY: which is to help me kill these stupid hecking imps !!! FROGGOSPRITE: snnzzz...... no....... IZZY: you stupid freaking... IZZY: ugh! fine! IZZY: you wanna play hardball buddy! IZZY: well play hardball! FROGGOSPRITE: ......? IZZY: if you dont help me IZZY: ill disown you as my son !!! FROGGOSPRITE: .....!!! FROGGOSPRITE: thats.......not very threatning........actually......zzz.... IZZY: jbhjsgfhjkHJDHJDJK FROGGOSPRITE: wh IZZY: FINE !!! IZZY: then ill just ruin all this important machinery by using my dumb little water gun !!! FROGGOSPRITE: !!! okay okay ill......kill them.....for you.......
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Froggosprite does as he's told, killing one of the imps with your dresser.
The second follows suit closely after, and you're finally able to flick the lights back on. Man, you don't know how ANYONE could live constantly in the dark like that! You'd have to be a VAMPIRE, or even a GHOST to be able to handle that!
You also scurry around, picking up whatever the imps dropped. Seems like this stuff is probably useful!
IZZY: Consult your sprite for what to do next
IZZY: so now that theyre taken care of IZZY: is there anything i should be doing now? FROGGOSPRITE: .....i would say......fight more....zzzz.....imps but....... FROGGOSPRITE: you are.....not meant for that.............you should..... FROGGOSPRITE: talk to your........friend......... FROGGOSPRITE: ....zzzz.....she....will......have some new things......to give you........ FROGGOSPRITE: that are.....snnznnsnsnzzzzz......zzz........ FROGGOSPRITE: ........................................................ FROGGOSPRITE: imperative.......zzz....... FROGGOSPRITE: to what YOU are supposed to do......zzz....z..nnnssssss......... FROGGOSPRITE: im........zzzzz.....going to bed.........nnnnssssss...........................
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Well, you're not about to argue with that! You love talking to your friends, especially Ruth!
OO: alice !!! OO: im in the game now isnt that awesome !!! OO: my sprite whos a douchebag told me i should talk to you? OO: apparently you got some new stuff you can put down that im supposed to be using !!! OO: alice? OO: well !!! message me when you can !!!
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She didn't answer. You hope she's okay, and not hurt at all. It'd suck a lot if she dies too. You don't think you could mentally take the deaths of two of your best friends in one day.
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Huh?
-- pharosRancor [PR] began trolling octadOrchid [OO] --
PR: Alright, listen up, Genius. I've got some stuff to pass on to you from your shitty friend. PR: 'Alice' or 'Ruth' or whatever Stupid Inane Bullshit she decides to call herself. OO: oh uh? okay? OO: howd you get in contact with her shes refusing to respond to me PR: Yeah, I know that. She told me, in the 'Future', that she was hiding in her closet right about now. PR: And that she doesn't want you to worry. PR: And also that you should message the Beanie Fucko and get him to play with you guys. PR: Got it? PR: Good. PR: I'm done here. OO: WAIT !!! PR: What? OO: you cant just expect me to believe that! OO: i dont know you and you just started talking to me about alice as if you know her?? OO: and like the future? really? OO: thats stupid! youcant be fro mthe future! OO: or even be in contact with people from the future! OO: thats impossible! PR: It's not. OO: it is !!! PR: Pft. Right. You're a Space player, right? Of course you wouldn't believe the Time Shenanigans. PR: Just trust me, idiot. OO: and another thing! OO: i have no idea what space player means but youre mean! OO: so im tkaing that as two insults !!! OO: in the span of liek a minute !!! PR: Get used to it. PR: Actually, you will get Used To It, because in the future past me starts bothering you, and you put up with me pretty well. PR: Considering how stupid you are. OO: STOP CALLING ME STUPID !!! OO: im not stupid! PR: Oh, but you are. Just accept it, dummy. PR: The sooner you deal with this dumbass hangup about being 'Smart' the sooner you can progress and reach godhood. OO: WHAT DOES THAT MEANNANNNNNNNNNNNNN OO: I DONT GET IT! OO: YOURE STUPID! OO: IM NOT! OO: BYE
-- octadOrchid [OO] blocked pharosRancor [PR] --
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What a prick! Seriously, who just goes to pester someone just so they can make up lies, and insult you?
An asshole! That's who!
-- pharosRancor [PR] began trolling octadOrchid [OO] --
PR: Alright, you know what. I was going to Leave You Alone and go do more Important Things, but I think I'd much rather keep making you mad. OO: WHAT!!! OO: HOW DID YOU OO: WHATTTT !!!
-- octadOrchid [OO] blocked pharosRancor [PR] --
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-- pharosRancor [PR] began trolling octadOrchid [OO] --
PR: Hi again. OO: STOP !!!!
-- octadOrchid [OO] blocked pharosRancor [PR] --
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-- pharosRancor [PR] began trolling octadOrchid [OO] --
PR: No, I don't think I will 'Stop'.
PR: I think I'll just keep giving you grief.
PR: Since your face is so stupid looking when it contorts in frustration.
OO: AAAAAAANHJDJKHDFJKHFHJKFHKJFJKKLFK
OO: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE !!!
PR: I'm not going to.
PR: I don't really care if you keep blocking me, I can just break the block without any issue.
PR: Superior Troll Technology at work.
PR: It's no exoskeleton off my back if you want to keep up this whole Blocking thing. I'd just be more infuriating for you, not me.
PR: Since all you are is a Pathetic Little Human, who's going to fuckup so much, that it's really Laughable.
OO: ..........
OO: ... youre
OO: really mean
PR: Oh empress damnit you're crying.
PR: Why are you crying?
PR: This was supposed to be playful black flirting.
PR: Empress fuck.
PR: You humans and your annoying feelings.
PR: If I say I'm sorry, will you stop and go pester your beanie wearing id
PR: 'Friend'?
OO: ........... maybe
PR: Fine. I'm sorry for calling you all those mean things.
PR: I absolutely cannot wait for you to be your future self. She's so much easier to deal with, and actually responds to my flirting.
OO: if thats what you call flirting youre never gonna get a girlfriend weirdo
OO: but..... whatever i guess
OO: thanks for the apology
OO: and uh
OO: i have a question
PR: What?
OO: how did you know i was crying?
PR: If you'd just believe what I tell you, then you'd realize I can see you.
PR: It's a feature of Trollian, and it allows me to see you, and all of your friends whenever I want, at whatever point in time I want.
OO: so
OO: you could see fred right now?
PR: Yeah.
OO: um....
OO: lets say i believe you
OO: if i asked you to check up on him for me
OO: would you do it and tell me if hes ok?
PR: I guess I could. Consider it a better apology for earlier.
OO: !!!
PR: Alright, brace yourself.
PR: I took a screenshot for you, so you actually, 100% believe me now.
PR: Which is stupid, you should've just believe me from the beginning.
OO: oh shut it!
OO: just show me the pic
PR: tinyurl.com/y92b3aak
OO: ....
OO: alright i believe you
OO: ill
OO: ill go talk to lyle
PR: Good. Now my job is done.
PR: Just remember when you talk to me in the future, to not let the things I say get the better of you. Be as fucking cruel to me as you want to. Past me is less understanding and Nice than I am.
PR: Got it?
OO: got it
OO: uhm
OO: before you go
OO: whats your name?
PR: Saraya.
OO: ok! thank you saraya!
PR: Whatever. I'm just trying to save my own skin.
-- pharosRancor [PR] ceased trolling octadOrchid [OO] -- [/spoiler][/b][/font] |
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Post by MFG15 on Jan 16, 2019 17:11:26 GMT
You should contact your friends in this order
Lyle first then Fred and then rose
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Post by Curris on Jan 22, 2019 8:37:44 GMT
Man, the nerve of that guy, eh? At least you sorta made up at the end. Well, I guess you could try to think of something to flirt back the next time you see them. Maybe you could lead by example? Or you could think of some sick burns to really put that jackass in his place.
How about you just send a group text to everyone. At the same time? You're all friends, it'll get you on the same page!
Considering your water gun may be under-arming you at the moment, check online to see if amazon can deliver a glock to your strange new mystery world.
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Post by liqxid on Feb 16, 2019 0:57:58 GMT
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