Noid Muppet
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 1, 2017 2:14:54 GMT
Snack Quest You are a Hungry Dietitian. The snacks you desire are singular, your wallet vacant. Your objective rests within that box of solitude, keeping you from your desired delectable. What will you do?
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Post by ghosthut on Dec 1, 2017 2:30:23 GMT
try buying last bag of chips from the vending machine.
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Noid Muppet
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 1, 2017 19:58:01 GMT
try buying last bag of chips from the vending machine. You can't buy things with an Empty Buckwallet! What kind of nonsense are you trying to pull?
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 2, 2017 1:33:57 GMT
>Examine Portrait
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 2, 2017 1:58:06 GMT
Ah yes, the portrait of sir Porkrib the Glutton. Simply seeing it fills you with reverence. You gain +1 Glutton's Blessing
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Post by chrisscottinabox on Dec 2, 2017 2:08:53 GMT
> Use tip of sword to unscrew the panel on the side of the vending machine.
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 2, 2017 2:32:06 GMT
> Use tip of sword to unscrew the panel on the side of the vending machine. Sword? You surely hope not. All you see is this Spoon.
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Post by eerr on Dec 2, 2017 2:51:28 GMT
>Accost pig with spoon.
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 2, 2017 3:03:51 GMT
You stab the portrait of Sir Porkrib with your Sword.
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Post by chrisscottinabox on Dec 2, 2017 5:53:44 GMT
> Use whatever object is currently in Sir Porknib's face to unscrew the panel on the Vending Machine
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 2, 2017 19:25:42 GMT
> Use whatever object is currently in Sir Porkrib's face to unscrew the panel on the Vending Machine You try to open the panel with the spoon.
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Post by Con Air on Dec 3, 2017 21:44:56 GMT
Spoon the panel some more.
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Post by ezra on Dec 3, 2017 22:42:32 GMT
>Use the spoon to break the glass.
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 3, 2017 23:17:48 GMT
Spoon the panel some more. You continue doing what you're doing. Sure makes it easier on the author when they can just reuse the same gif.
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 3, 2017 23:19:58 GMT
>Use the spoon to break the glass. You send the spoon glass-ward, revealing that the window wasn't actually a window at all. It was a thin paper screen.
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 4, 2017 20:41:45 GMT
>Peer out the hole
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Post by ezra on Dec 5, 2017 7:48:18 GMT
>Throw pork painting out of the hole.
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 5, 2017 21:27:35 GMT
You find the Legendary Longnosed Skrumpgoblin.
Supposedly responsible for the fall of the ancient and probably made up realm of Gourmandun, this beast visits a terrible curse upon those not looking to eat. You, being the snack-searcher you are, are spared from the beast's dark magics. That being said, it's still a vicious monster, and your fat ass looks like a good meal to it.
>Climb out and open Combat Menu You enter combat and decide to give a quick look to your menu. Yeesh, looks like your gluttony stat's getting a bit high. You'll have to deal with that. Regardless, all your actions are here, marked with a >. You'd better do something quick, the skrumpgoblin is looking imperceptibly more irate.
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Post by ezra on Dec 5, 2017 23:06:58 GMT
>Glutton's Rage
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Post by msrmfan1 on Dec 6, 2017 18:59:00 GMT
> Fight the goblin!
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 6, 2017 23:03:49 GMT
You prepare the powerful Glutton's Rage attack!
==> You split gluttony meter in half, using the stored power to create a number of clones to attack the Skrumpgoblin. One even manages to get a Critical Hit, triggering a slow motion sequence.
The Skrumpgoblin takes heavy damage.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Dec 7, 2017 1:32:46 GMT
>Finish him with Summoner's Subpoena!
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Post by eerr on Dec 7, 2017 3:30:18 GMT
>Disrespect that small fry!
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 7, 2017 4:13:56 GMT
Dietian: Snap out of your SnackaLackin hallucination; it is impossible to fight on an Empty Stomach
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Post by watersnake on Dec 7, 2017 19:40:12 GMT
> you had meat this WHOLE TIME? just eat the goblin toes for gods sake,
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