Noid Muppet
Juvesquirt
The Muppets save manhattan from Mr Green
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 7, 2017 23:46:14 GMT
>Disrespect that small fry You show this fool No respect whatsoever. You deal no physical damage, but the emotional damage is critical.
>Finish him with summoners subpoena You gather the energy to open the dimensional rift and use Summoner's Subpoena, expending your GOBLIN TOES to do so.
==> The skrumpgoblin is dragged to Hell's Courtroom. You have little control over the goblin's fate now, but you have effectively won the battle.
Hungry Dietitian is now Level 2
Hungry dietitian's stats updated Gluttony: +2 Nutrition: +5 Fat: -1
You gain the ability Major Arcana LV2: The Magician
Demons Slain: +1
Non-Combat ability gained: Glutton's Gate. (Cost: 1 Glutton's Blessing)
New Spoontech Unlocked: Knife fight
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Post by ezra on Dec 8, 2017 3:22:36 GMT
>Glutton's Gate to summon some food.
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Post by watersnake on Dec 9, 2017 21:32:58 GMT
> eat the rest of the GOBLIN TOES.
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Noid Muppet
Juvesquirt
The Muppets save manhattan from Mr Green
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 9, 2017 22:34:34 GMT
>Glutton's Gate to summon some food. That's not how Glutton's gate works you fool.
A portal appears leading to the Glutton's Gut, a mythical land of Puzzles, peril, and some other third thing that starts with P.
>Go in You enter the Glutton's Gut and oh my god what is that.
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Post by watersnake on Dec 10, 2017 0:44:41 GMT
> EAT it!
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Post by ezra on Dec 10, 2017 4:12:41 GMT
>eat that corpse
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Noid Muppet
Juvesquirt
The Muppets save manhattan from Mr Green
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 14, 2017 21:11:16 GMT
>Eat that corpse You really don't want to.
>EAT IT! You Said you don't want to!
==> You are slain
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Post by msrmfan1 on Dec 15, 2017 17:54:11 GMT
> Respawn?
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Post by watersnake on Dec 15, 2017 18:30:41 GMT
> RESPAWN. maybe you'll learn a lesson to eat goblin toes when you're told. > duck and gnaw on his toes.
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Noid Muppet
Juvesquirt
The Muppets save manhattan from Mr Green
Posts: 14
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Post by Noid Muppet on Dec 15, 2017 22:58:22 GMT
You are a Hungry Dietei- wait a second. You're fairly sure you've done this already. It appears that everything has been restored to how it was at the beginning of the adventure. Anyways, You are a Blah Blah Blah and you want the thing. What will you do?
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Post by watersnake on Dec 16, 2017 3:07:56 GMT
> jam whatever object is on the desk into the gap between the display glass and the actual vending machine. wiggle it a bit to make the glass fall out. > eat the chips inside
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Post by Curris on Dec 24, 2017 6:35:00 GMT
Mash the Vending machine keypad randomly. Maybe you'll unlock it's secret Diagnostic scam mode.
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Post by eerr on Jan 4, 2018 4:35:37 GMT
>Accuse the vending machine of being unhealthy.
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