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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 2, 2017 20:58:58 GMT
A young troll lady lies asleep in her respiteblock, rather unglamorously. Who is this young lass? An introduction would be tasteful, but it seems that is rither hard right now on account of them being OUT COLD. To proceed to the next stage of the trope intervention must be necessary. In which I ask you, what will the young lady do?
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Post by msrmfan1 on Dec 2, 2017 21:52:19 GMT
> Wake up.
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 3, 2017 10:17:03 GMT
The girl wakes up, as demanded of her, and struggles to focus on the world surrounding them. Who is this pajama wearing alien? What dark secrets is she hiding? How long until the actual 'plot' happens? Hush down as your quarries will be answered in due time. And anyway, first and foremost, an introduction is in order.
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Post by chrisscottinabox on Dec 3, 2017 18:44:38 GMT
> Adamin Salvan
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Post by ezra on Dec 3, 2017 22:43:47 GMT
>Quake Fifi
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Modloose
Dec 4, 2017 17:25:53 GMT
via mobile
Post by malice on Dec 4, 2017 17:25:53 GMT
Introduce yourself
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 4, 2017 19:05:40 GMT
Your name is MOOOON MOOOON and not only are you the bearer of the second worst name a troll has ever had the pleasure of being called you also are the bearer of many interests. You usually spend most of your days alone in your hive watching TERRIBLE MOVIES which you write your NUANCED REVIEWS on, nobody understands the art of the b-movie flick quite as well as you do.
When you're not spending hours writing reviews you're probably SLEEPING. You also hold an interest in PLUSH TOYS which you spend your time trying to win in online raffles. In your spare time you like to talk to your acquaintances on your chat clint: GRIPE. Admittedly acquaintances isn't quite the right as term as some of them you would consider to be FRIENDS.
Your gripelable is chaoseCrittic and you type like a normal person because quirks aren't worth your time or effort.
What will you do?
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Modloose
Dec 22, 2017 4:00:18 GMT
via mobile
Post by eeriedragon on Dec 22, 2017 4:00:18 GMT
>View computer
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Post by Curris on Dec 22, 2017 9:05:05 GMT
Collect all your spoons. See how many more you need before you complete your Spoon-i-dex and earn a new SPOON BADGE.
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Post by Page 4 on Dec 22, 2017 19:31:48 GMT
Collect all your spoons. See how many more you need before you complete your Spoon-i-dex and earn a new SPOON BADGE. These were from your research into the practices regarding the adicane of Tommy Wiseau's famous and beloved classic, which you have just finished your MASTIFAL REVIEW on. One of these previously mentioned practices includes the throwing of spoons into the air when picture frames depicting spoons are in shot, which they are frequently. You performed this almost ritualistic event yourself, alone of course, for your research. This lead to quit the mess in your room, but the urge to pick them up is overwhelmed with your knowledge that there is no need to. As much as you wish that doing so would raise yourself up a rung on your echeladder, or manifest a prize for picking up spoons in the form of a BADGE, you don't expect anything eventful to happen consequently. Because they're literally just plastic spoons. And what sort of title would you achieve anyways! Spunky Spoon Connoisseur? Sounds.... plausible..
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Post by Curris on Dec 22, 2017 19:49:24 GMT
Observe large polychromatic crescent moon tome.
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 22, 2017 22:11:39 GMT
Observe large polychromatic crescent moon tome. You go over to look at your versicolour tome, its vibrant hue no match for the luemanunt colours of it prophecies that it holds within its ageded pages. Unfortunately these prophecies are also almost completely indecipherable due to the pure amount of nonsensical bullshit your eyes have to go through to get only the basic idea of what's going on. Luckily for you though years of staring at the pages inside this book has made you partially literate in its language of clipart, stock photos and .jpg artifacts. Nevertheless you still don't understand the first page. Like, what the fuck is kermit doing there.
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Post by Sark on Dec 22, 2017 22:24:52 GMT
==> Philosophize
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 24, 2017 14:35:38 GMT
You open your tome to a page which, through your analysis, is most likely to contain a prophesy that will take place today. It seems to be depicting a flashdrive of some kind, falling through the air and hitting your face. In light of this, you'd better be prepared at any moment for this seemingly random scenario to appear from out the blue. But whatever, that’s just how life is sometimes. You wonder on the paradoxical properties of the prophecy: would seeing the prophecy act as the catalyst leading to the event taking place or would it happen anyways; dose a prophecy that is never seen count as a prophecy? No, no It doesn’t.
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Post by Curris on Dec 24, 2017 18:09:14 GMT
Have you ever considered drawing new pages into the book, thereby inscribing some prophecies into being? Could you "rig" the system that way?
Either way, Captchalogue the book. It seems useful!
Go adjust your Wardrobification Wall. Dress for success!
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Post by malice on Dec 28, 2017 20:15:25 GMT
Tear a page out and make a paper airplane.
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 28, 2017 21:35:45 GMT
Tear a page out and make a paper airplane. Absolutely not! You don't know the consequences of doing such a thing and the destruction of what appears to be an ancient relic is totally preposterous! Not to mention, turning the tome into aerodynamic origami doesn't seem practical in the slightest. Maybe you should do something more productive with your time.
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Post by Milky on Dec 29, 2017 16:40:29 GMT
Think about all the cute girls you have a crush on
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Post by Curris on Dec 29, 2017 19:00:26 GMT
Log onto GRIPE and broadcast your morning to your friendquaintances.
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 29, 2017 20:32:15 GMT
Think about all the cute girls you have a crush on You-You'd rather not. Fantasising about something you'll never have will do nothing in helping you obtain your unachievable goal. ... You think that troll Sigourney Weaver was pretty hawt as Ellen Ripley. ... Yeah, totally unachievable.
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 29, 2017 22:38:26 GMT
Log onto GRIPE and broadcast your morning to your friendquaintances. You pace over and gander at the bright screen of your husktop. It seems that you left Gripe open when you went off into your untimely snooze, so there's no real need to log on. As for broadcasting your morning? No. Its mediocrity is for you and you alone to bask in the glory of, may its uneventfulness be forever cherished in your hell-hole of a mind -- ardentArtificer [AA] began gripping chaosCritic [CC] -- AA:good-tωilight mon-mon!! AA:hoω αre γou?? AA:... AA:....●︿● AA:i βet thαt γour sleeping, αrnt γou!! AA:..... AA:....... AA:.........!! AA:mooooooooon mooooooon!!ωαke up!! AA:... AA:gee! gripe me βαck once γour up ok!? -- ardentArtificer [AA] ceased gripping chaosCritic [CC] --
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Post by malice on Dec 29, 2017 22:54:16 GMT
Don't keep them waiting, say something!
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 30, 2017 15:38:43 GMT
Don't keep them waiting, say something! Yeah, you would but it would be quite difficult to get a response from them because they're not online; neither are the rest of your contacts, probably for various reasons, some more visually digestible than others. Maybe you should do something else with your time while you wait for them to log on.
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Post by Milky on Dec 30, 2017 17:20:58 GMT
Find your dear sweet lusus and feed it.
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Post by nnvroomst on Dec 30, 2017 18:44:05 GMT
Find your dear sweet lusus and feed it. You don't realy feed your lusus as much as you just kinda let it feed itself, you have nothing about you to do give you solid proof on what it eats but just a vague idea that you hope to be proved wrong. But you don't think a trip to the floor above, to go and to check how it's doing, would hurt at all.
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