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Post by author stand-in on Jan 13, 2018 22:52:26 GMT
> Thicc: High Five yourself and give yourself a pat on the back   Nice. |
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Post by Houselocked on Jan 14, 2018 21:30:22 GMT
> Send that sucker in, sumclut17!
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Post by ezra on Jan 15, 2018 2:24:14 GMT
> You're READY FOR THIS. Now do it for real!
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Post by jackapedia on Jan 19, 2018 23:12:37 GMT
Mail that bad boy in
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Post by author stand-in on Mar 29, 2018 4:50:35 GMT
> You're READY FOR THIS. Now do it for real!  That's right! You're ready! You've got a burning fire in your eyes, and now nothing can stop you from PRINTING OUT SOME NEW APPLICATIONS and USING A PENCIL! YOU'RE GONNA GO! YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD! AND ALL OF ITS JOBS! >  wow there u go really gettin it done now |
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Mar 29, 2018 6:10:33 GMT
The Printer is right there.
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Post by Houselocked on Mar 29, 2018 17:01:07 GMT
> Switch to the new character... NOW!
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Post by author stand-in on Mar 30, 2018 1:30:38 GMT
> The printer is right there.  You’re right! You completely forgot! Your mom bought you a state of the art DESKPET6969 PRINTER for Christmas, and you brought it with you! You JUST UNPACKED like YESTERDAY, so you feel like a BIG FUCK IDIOT for not remembering it until now. In your defense, though, you spent all last semester using the library’s printer, so, y’know, autopilot and everything. >  You’ve already hooked it up, so all you’ve gotta do is print out some of these Bad Boys! Nice nice nice! It should be Extremely Full of Ink. You just need to PRESS that PRINT BUTTON! Or, do you need to hook it up to your laptop? CHRIST, do you have paper?? You think your mom got you paper too—you’d better have packed it! There are so many THINGS that are getting in the way! What’s the deal?? You’re just trying to be productive!! > Switch to the new character... NOW!  Okay, recap a little. Step 1: find the printer paper. Step 2: Put the printer paper in the thing. Step 3: Go to your computer and— Oh, hello. |
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Post by Houselocked on Mar 30, 2018 6:25:14 GMT
> What are you lookin' at, old timer.
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Post by author stand-in on Mar 30, 2018 6:55:19 GMT
> What are you lookin' at, old timer.  What? Oh, just... passersby, you guess. Is it the smoke? Is this not a, uh... one of those "designated smoking areas" people are talking about? That's okay. You were just about to leave, anyway. You're sorry about the smoke. Maybe you should go back to being """"Thic Baebe."""" Being this guy is bumming you out. |
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Post by Houselocked on Mar 30, 2018 7:00:40 GMT
> Go back to Thic Baebe, see if those papers or done or whatnot
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Post by author stand-in on Apr 7, 2018 0:39:58 GMT
> Go back to Thic Baebe, see if those papers or done or whatnot  YES. FUCK YES. HELL FUCKING YES. |
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Post by Houselocked on Apr 7, 2018 1:03:47 GMT
> Smart thinking lassie! You printed two just in case you mess up again. Properly (and begrudgingly) write your proper name and information on the new form. Keep that old joke one, you never know when it'll make itself useful.
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Post by eerr on Apr 11, 2018 1:52:59 GMT
>Becky Smith
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Post by Curris on Apr 16, 2018 8:33:26 GMT
Go outside. See if any of those Neighborhood Kids™ are hanging around outside, selling Lemonade. . . Beg them for a job. Get an internship under the lemonadistas. Slap that on your resume as REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE™.
Such experience. Much training. Very Skill. Wow.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on May 16, 2018 20:58:04 GMT
>Remember to reword all volunteer experience so it sounds like you actually have relevant experience.
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