Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 4, 2018 19:59:13 GMT
 you are one of the best detectives in the towns. you are a decetive. your in youre office. you like condensation, attitude. it is a cold february evening. you are feeling quite hard boiled tonight. what will you do |
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Post by Dude on Feb 4, 2018 22:05:49 GMT
Take off hat.
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Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 4, 2018 22:15:33 GMT
 you take off your hat................................. BALD |
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Feb 5, 2018 2:16:45 GMT
> Take your Lüger. You need to find Lennie Small and kill him.
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Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 5, 2018 3:13:06 GMT
> Take your Lüger. You need to find Lennie Small and kill him.  that man has been killing soft animals for too long. you must stop him. |
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Post by chicken on Feb 6, 2018 0:00:21 GMT
fire shots at door
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Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 6, 2018 2:24:23 GMT
 bang bang shoot bullet bullet gun |
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Post by spacebucket on Feb 6, 2018 8:14:47 GMT
> notice that "PS" would be backward for someone on the other side of the door
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Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 6, 2018 23:59:12 GMT
> notice that "PS" would be backward for someone on the other side of the door  thats just a random piece of paper you hung up from when you were addicted to looking at the letters ps on doors. now its kinda stupid since you are over that addiction. |
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Post by spacebucket on Feb 7, 2018 5:43:42 GMT
> relapse
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Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 7, 2018 23:13:25 GMT
 You can't! You had that part of your brain removed last week! Get your facts right! |
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Feb 7, 2018 23:29:44 GMT
>EXIT ROOM
>KICK NEAREST PERSON WITH LUGER BULLETS FROM GUN.
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Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 7, 2018 23:47:52 GMT
>EXIT ROOM >KICK NEAREST PERSON WITH LUGER BULLETS FROM GUN.  HEYYYYAAAAAA  ....................  you seem to have murdered SEERUP DETECTICE |
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Feb 8, 2018 0:07:42 GMT
>QUICKLY, HIDE THE BODY IN AS PUBLIC AND CROWDED OF A PLACE AS POSSIBLE
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Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 8, 2018 0:23:23 GMT
>QUICKLY, HIDE THE BODY IN AS PUBLIC AND CROWDED OF A PLACE AS POSSIBLE  Body: DISPOSED OF |
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Post by spacebucket on Feb 8, 2018 6:40:36 GMT
> impersonate SEERUP DETECTICE so that nobody knows what you've done
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Feb 9, 2018 13:34:51 GMT
>Go outside and tell the police and people that you will solve this man’s murder.
>CLEARLY IT WAS MOBSTER KINPAN.
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Bagellio
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Post by Bagellio on Feb 10, 2018 1:08:56 GMT
>Go outside and tell the police and people that you will solve this man’s murder. >CLEARLY IT WAS MOBSTER KINPAN.  You tell them that it was mobster kinpan. they obviously believe you because kinpan has killed 213 detectives over the years. Any detective murder is passed off as kinpan's work nowadays. |
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