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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 20, 2018 14:44:58 GMT
 You successfully BOGGLE at these SHENANIGANS. What the fuck is going on here? |
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 20, 2018 20:49:08 GMT
> Who are you, confused eye blob?
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 21, 2018 4:40:47 GMT
> Who are you, confused eye blob?   confused eye blob? get real! your name is PHYTO the real question you should be asking is what the fuck are you gonna do about these SHENANIGANS. |
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 23, 2018 17:56:35 GMT
> Phyto: What shenanigans? Survey surroundings
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 24, 2018 3:50:20 GMT
> Phyto: What shenanigans? Survey surroundings  you look to the LEFT. there is a huge FIRE.  you look to the RIGHT. there is a BOX and a....um.....a WHATTHEFUCK. sure. lets go with that. what now? |
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 25, 2018 3:44:49 GMT
> Toss the Purple Eye Sculpture into the flames
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 25, 2018 6:34:32 GMT
> Toss the Purple Eye Sculpture into the flames   using your PSYCHIC ABILITIES (Level 1) you hurl the WHATTHEFUCK into the FIRE and revel in its destruction.  whoops! looks like that thing was alive....oh well....you can see something glittering from within the BURNT CARCASS |
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 25, 2018 7:09:08 GMT
> Retreive shiny! Preferabley with your sick psychic skills
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 25, 2018 23:11:21 GMT
> Retreive shiny! Preferabley with your sick psychic skills  you fish around in the rotting corpse and retrieve ONE (1) PSYCHIC ENHANCEMENT AMULET, guaranteed to BALANCE all of your CHAKRAS. unfortunately, the RED JEWEL in the CENTER is missing. it represents the ROOT CHAKRA. without it, the AMULET cannot properly BALANCE your CHAKRAS, rendering it effectively useless.  PHYTO equips it anyways. he looks quite happy! |
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 26, 2018 16:26:12 GMT
We gotta find that red gem ASAP, and get those chakras alligned.
> Open up the red gift
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 27, 2018 0:59:12 GMT
We gotta find that red gem ASAP, and get those chakras alligned. > Open up the red gift  you try to open the GIFTBOX but find it is locked with a SIX DIGIT COLOR PASSCODE. |
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 27, 2018 19:32:13 GMT
> Try this code: 1 2 3 4 5 6
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 28, 2018 1:20:35 GMT
> Try this code: 1 2 3 4 5 6 you enter the code into the LOCK CONSOLE. it flashes red. you cannot enter another code for 2 MINUTES. Meanwhile the OHGODWHAT? has been reduced to BONES  |
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 28, 2018 6:44:26 GMT
> Levitate red gift into the flames
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 28, 2018 21:59:39 GMT
> Levitate red gift into the flames  doing that would destroy whatever is inside! PHYTO isnt that stupid. |
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 30, 2018 4:19:16 GMT
>Retreive charred bones from the flames. Big Purp deserves a proper burial
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on Apr 30, 2018 9:23:26 GMT
>Retreive charred bones from the flames. Big Purp deserves a proper burial  Phyto CAPTCHALOGUES the DESECRATED REMAINS  in his BOGGLE modus, obviously...duh. it creates a word puzzle appropriate for the object. |
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Post by wildWanderer on Apr 30, 2018 9:43:50 GMT
>phyto: be someone else for a while
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on May 1, 2018 0:46:43 GMT
>phyto: be someone else for a while  you successfully be someone else, someone else who needs a name. what is this respectable young lady's name? |
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Post by wuzzlz on May 1, 2018 7:16:15 GMT
> Michel Wazowski
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on May 1, 2018 10:29:34 GMT
 all right wise guy i suppose she'll just have to enter a name herself then huh?  much better! |
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Post by not-sollux on May 3, 2018 20:35:01 GMT
>dotta: look around
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on May 4, 2018 1:47:11 GMT
 to the LEFT is a DOOR, sealed with a MEGATRONIC SUPERLOCK.  to the RIGHT there are several things that catch your EYE. a MESSAGE has been written on the WALL in either SPRAY PAINT or BLOOD...you aren't sure which. it says RUN AWAY. an OUTLET and a PLUG rest in the corner. a TELEVISION rest on top a WOODEN CRATE. the feed on the monitor shows a FIRE. for some reason, the SMOKE DETECTOR is not working. |
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Post by wuzzlz on May 4, 2018 8:01:59 GMT
> Hook up the plug to the outlet
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Post by SNORKELBITCHMEGAHITLER on May 4, 2018 10:05:07 GMT
> Hook up the plug to the outlet  you do the obvious thing, and plug the CORD into the OUTLET.  on the TV MONITOR you can see the SPRINKLER SYSTEM activate, dousing the FLAMES. |
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