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Post by 101nightshade101 on May 15, 2018 1:26:39 GMT
A/N: edgy polandball? yes edgy polandball, but don't worry it won't be all depressing MSPFA MIRROR> Omskbent. It was a game, only a game, that went so wrong. Only a game, a game to live for, a game to hurt for, a game to bleed for. O> A game to die for. O> Of course, every story must have its first chapter, every play, a first act. O> But where to begin? With the one who has suffered greatly at the whims of others? With the one who champions freedom and justice? With the one of a fragile façade? With the one of of slumbering ambitions? |
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Post by EE89 on May 15, 2018 1:51:23 GMT
plunger
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on May 15, 2018 4:21:40 GMT
> I mean really Poland is the only logical option.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on May 19, 2018 19:00:02 GMT
> I mean really Poland is the only logical option. Oh. How... dull. But of course, I am only here to entertain... O> Your name is Poland! There isn't really anything interesting to say about you. Right now, you are standing in a shitty white void of a hallway, with the feeling you've forgotten something important. You would really like to remember whatever you've forgotten, but it's just not coming back. |
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Post by Pomik108 on May 19, 2018 19:09:26 GMT
>Look in the restroom! That sounds promising…
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Post by 101nightshade101 on May 27, 2018 16:01:54 GMT
> Look in the restroom! That sounds promising… You see a toilet clogged with... a gun? Rather disconcertingly, you don't see a sink. Whose house is this anyways? Why is it so bland? |
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Post by TheGamester99 on May 27, 2018 18:14:41 GMT
Only an idiot like America would clog their gun with a toilet.
Whatever, just pull it out already and throw it against the wall.
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Post by ghostaeris on Jun 12, 2018 21:19:32 GMT
> Pull the trigger while it's still in there. Hey, you've got nothing to lose.
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Post by EE89 on Jun 15, 2018 0:36:58 GMT
only logical option would be to pull it out and inspect it
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 16, 2018 18:57:43 GMT
> Pull the trigger while it's still in there. Hey, you've got nothing to lose. The entire house blows up. O> Ouch. You feel like you could have made a better decision. O> AMERICA: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY BALLS!!!!!! Well, there's America. How are you going to explain this? |
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Post by total on Jun 16, 2018 20:09:25 GMT
decide that america really needs some damn help, even though you're pretty irrelevant to him anyway.
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Post by omegaStag on Jun 16, 2018 20:26:14 GMT
> rUN!
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Post by EE89 on Jun 20, 2018 5:13:21 GMT
> probably walk up to him and try n help tbh
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 23, 2018 22:07:18 GMT
> Decide that america really needs some damn help, even though you're pretty irrelevant to him anyway. AMERICA: I AM GOING TO TURN WHOEVER BLEW UP MY HOUSE INTO CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!! You feel like this is a bad idea. O> AMERICA: HEY BITCH, WHO THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!! THIS IS A BAD IDEA |
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Post by EE89 on Jun 23, 2018 22:21:05 GMT
Say that you're Canada
Its not like he would know what Canada looks like
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Post by TheGamster99 on Jun 23, 2018 23:06:15 GMT
Run as fast as your little European body can carry you, ya piece of Soviet fish-food !
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Post by Heckerson on Jun 25, 2018 17:05:52 GMT
> Quick, punch him in the face and then run!
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 30, 2018 17:45:05 GMT
> Run as fast as your little European body can carry you, ya piece of Soviet fish-food! AMERICA: RRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH
POLAND: kurwa. YOU'RE RUNNING O> AMERICA: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- hurk. But it seems like fate itself has protected you, and America has tripped on your plunger. O> POLICE ONE: oui-woo-oui-woo-oui-woo-oui-woo
POLICE TWO: Sie is under arrest for terroristbombactions into blow up home!
POLICE TWO: Und killing fatass!
POLAND: kurwa. Oh no! O> ALARM: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
POLAND: kurwa! You wake up. |
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Post by total on Jun 30, 2018 17:52:23 GMT
now get out of bed. at least then, you'll be slightly less irrelevant.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 7, 2018 20:56:27 GMT
> Now get out of bed. At least then, you'll be slightly less irrelevant. You do so. O> Let's have a proper introduction, now that you are awake. Your name is POLSKA, but obviously everyone more commonly calls you POLAND, or whatever nickname they have for you, such as ILLITERATE FILTH, FREE CLAY, HOMOSEX PARTITION RECEIVER, and ANSCHLUSS BAIT. You like SPACE, and you hope to one day go to space, and defy that statement that has stuck with you since forever. POLAND CANNOT INTO SPACE. You can hold your WODKA pretty well, and PIEROGIS are a particular favorite snack of yours. You are a PLUMBER, and you are often looked down upon for being one, which is irritating. But you have your friends, WĘGRY, REPUBLIKA CZESKA, SŁOWACJA, and the THREE BAŁTYCKI, ESTONIA, ŁOTWA, and LITWA. Speaking of friends, they seem to be doing some SHENANIGANS on the INTERWEBS. On this miraculous MESSAGING SERVICE that you and your friends all have, your username is simply polskaintospace#966 and you are type good.What will you do? |
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Post by TheGamster99 on Jul 7, 2018 21:19:09 GMT
Go talk to your friends about the incredibly strange dream you just had.
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Post by EE89 on Jul 8, 2018 2:49:40 GMT
Wait! Make sure that your spacebar works first.
You don't want to be not into space on the interwebs, do you?
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Post by Candy on Jul 11, 2018 23:28:31 GMT
slam your face in to the keyboard!
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Post by BB on Jul 12, 2018 3:20:57 GMT
> Observe space through spyglass
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 14, 2018 23:21:20 GMT
> Go talk to your friends about the incredibly strange dream you just had. That sounds like a good idea- > Wait! Make sure that your spacebar works first. Oh no! Your space is gone! Who could have done this terrible thing?! O> Of course, the usual suspects are already in your head. GERMANY, angry tax collector and genius engineer. RUSSIA, alcoholic bully and cold and miserable. AUSTRIA, pervert doctor of mind and racist. PRUSSIA, who is dead but his ghost could have come back to steal your space out of spite. Blame one! |
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