Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 7, 2018 20:56:27 GMT
> Now get out of bed. At least then, you'll be slightly less irrelevant.
You do so.
Let's have a proper introduction, now that you are awake.
Your name is POLSKA, but obviously everyone more commonly calls you POLAND, or whatever nickname they have for you, such as ILLITERATE FILTH, FREE CLAY, HOMOSEX PARTITION RECEIVER, and ANSCHLUSS BAIT.
You like SPACE, and you hope to one day go to space, and defy that statement that has stuck with you since forever.
POLAND CANNOT INTO SPACE.
You can hold your WODKA pretty well, and PIEROGIS are a particular favorite snack of yours.
You are a PLUMBER, and you are often looked down upon for being one, which is irritating. But you have your friends, WĘGRY, REPUBLIKA CZESKA, SŁOWACJA, and the THREE BAŁTYCKI, ESTONIA, ŁOTWA, and LITWA. Speaking of friends, they seem to be doing some SHENANIGANS on the INTERWEBS.
On this miraculous MESSAGING SERVICE that you and your friends all have, your username is simply polskaintospace#966 and you are type good.
Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 14, 2018 23:21:20 GMT
> Go talk to your friends about the incredibly strange dream you just had.
That sounds like a good idea-
> Wait! Make sure that your spacebar works first.
Your space is gone!
Who could have done this terrible thing?!
Of course, the usual suspects are already in your head.
GERMANY, angry tax collector and genius engineer. RUSSIA, alcoholic bully and cold and miserable. AUSTRIA, pervert doctor of mind and racist. PRUSSIA, who is dead but his ghost could have come back to steal your space out of spite.