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Post by total on Jul 14, 2018 23:48:40 GMT
blame austria. hes always up to weird shit.
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Post by TheGamster99 on Jul 15, 2018 0:25:17 GMT
No one. It probably fell out of your keyboard when you accidentally dropped it that one time.
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Post by diamond on Jul 15, 2018 1:58:35 GMT
prussia
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Post by TheGamster99 on Jul 15, 2018 18:44:54 GMT
No one. It probably fell out when you accidentally dropped it that one time.
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Post by yeehaw on Jul 16, 2018 16:28:53 GMT
blame russia. you can blame anything on that bastard.
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Post by EE89 on Jul 19, 2018 23:01:11 GMT
blame...everyone
see, if austria = germany and germany = prussia and russia = prussia - p
then
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 22, 2018 16:00:48 GMT
> Blame... Everyone It makes sense... > See, if Austria = Germany and Germany = Prussia and Russia = Prussia - P... It makes so much sense now!!! O> ... No, that's stupid. > No one. It probably fell out when you accidentally dropped it that one time. You resign yourself to not being able to into space on the interwebs. paprikaDuelist: ausztria keepsz szendinf nudesz guyszzz halpCAN into space: what*looks at česko*: send proof or it nie happen*looks at slovensko*: Please do notpaprikaDuelist: n
paprikaDuelist: nem
paprikaDuelist: wttf
paprikaDuelist: hey lengyelország bring jézuszz here pleaszfdingCAN into space: cannotintospacebar,kurwa
CAN into space: cannotintobringjezusnow*looks at slovensko*: Just blocking he if being creeppaprikaDuelist: of did butt he juszt goi to mt house insztead*looks at česko*: dobre, that suuuupeeeer creepyCAN into space: butyouhaverestrainingorderfor?paprikaDuelist: it exxopired*looks at slovensko*: Order can expire?*looks at česko*: no think that can happenpotatofucker: who
potatofucker: who fucking change nameCAN into space: wassleepinglastnightandhaveweirddreampotatofucker: ok so not anschluss baitaš noriu mirti: NO ONE cares, partition yourself.CAN into space: kurwa*looks at slovensko*: I am thinking it Slovensko.*looks at česko*: bitch it was litvaaš noriu mirti: fuck you.not potatofucker: there, now is fixednordic: hello, would all wanting play game?!paprikaDuelist: igen!aš noriu mirti: shut up.paprikaDuelist: fucking offnot potatofucker: what gameCAN into space: oh,isgame?
CAN into space: whatgame?nordic: its called drumrooooooooooooooollllllllllllaš noriu mirti: ...
aš noriu mirti: tell name of game ALREADY.*looks at slovensko*: Wait, is Sims?*looks at česko*: sims sucks*looks at slovensko*: Ne, vy sucks!aš noriu mirti: both shutting fucking up.nordic: it is called...not potatofucker: tell now!nordic: sbird!paprikaDuelist: that szoundsz sztupisddaš noriu mirti: aš thinking that toonordic: ei, is very fun!
nordic: saksamaa tell me to play with EVERYONE!CAN into space: niemcy,huh?nordic: jah!aš noriu mirti: FINE, only play because of nothing elsing doing.not potatofucker: me two!CAN into space: soundingfun,intoplay!paprikaDuelist: szurre am playsz*looks at slovensko*: okay, then we all play!*looks at česko*: fiiiiiiine.nordic: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nordic: okay here is download links, need download both!!!!!!!!!!!!
nordic: www.sbirdthegame.il/download/sbirdCLIENT
nordic: www.sbirdthegame.il/download/sbirdSERVER  A game? Well, that sounds like a good time! But it was anything but a good time. O> You quickly start the downloads, the worse mistake of your life. It only takes a few moments before the download is finished, much to your surprise. But you should get breakfast before you check this out! A last meal, of sorts. O> You make yourself some eggs with bits of sausage mixed in, and get some kisiel to wash it down with. Oh, if only you could go back. O> After finishing breakfast and dealing with the dishes, you return to your room. Go back to the start. O> You eagerly stare at the screen. Completely oblivious to the future pain and suffering that this hell of a game will bring. O> Hm, it appears you can choose a player to serve you, and a player to be your client! A quick scroll down the list confirms that there are other countries playing this game, but their names and flags have not loaded yet, so you are only able to select one of the six at the top. |
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Post by total on Jul 22, 2018 16:13:21 GMT
let's try slovakia!
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Post by diamond on Jul 22, 2018 16:32:49 GMT
server Lithuania because they are glorious polska clay
client Estonia because they have never partitioned and are far from glorious polska
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Post by TheGamster99 on Jul 22, 2018 16:53:23 GMT
Choose Hungary
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 4, 2018 20:53:55 GMT
> Lithuania as your server player because he is glorious Polska clay. Polska stronk! Lithuania is now your server player. > Choose Hungary. That leaves Hungary to be your client. O> You are now the CHAINMASTER. You see that everyone else has quickly completed the chain. You serve Hungary, who serves Czech Republic, who serves Slovakia, who serves Estonia, who serves Latvia, who serves Lithuania, who serves you. It also looks like that there are other chains forming from other countries, which leaves you a bit confused to exactly how many players there are participating here. O> A rushed and messy entry into the MEDIUM later, you are on your PLANET. Highlights of you entry involve Lithuania building you a tower that requires climbing an unsecured ladder to get up to, weird monsters, warnings of imminent meteors, an ominous countdown of 24 hours, and this weird flashing orb thing which you sacrificed a bottle of wodka to. Also, your planet smells like shit. You only have your trusty plunger, but Lithuania has promised you more weapons later. O> Unfortunately, your computer and entire desk got wrecked when a strange device was placed on top, so you just have to hope that Hungary is fine. You're confident that she can handle this. O> Whoa! O> Oh, hi Hungary! She appears to either be dead, or extremely unconscious. O> Based off the angry breathing, you guess that she is alive. What do you do? |
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Post by TheGamster99 on Aug 4, 2018 21:21:51 GMT
Prop Hungary up and ask if she's okay.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 13, 2018 2:03:45 GMT
> Prop Hungary up and ask if she's okay. POLAND: is okay?
HUNGARY: hjuiurgzszsshg
POLAND: ok, whatever ty saying, węgry  She probably just needs a nap. O> Yes, just a nap- O> AUSTRIA: Grüß gott.
POLAND: kurwa! Where the hell did he come from?! |
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Post by TheGamster99 on Aug 13, 2018 2:10:31 GMT
Smack him in the head with head with your plunger!
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Post by total on Aug 13, 2018 2:11:50 GMT
scream mindlessly at austria like a moron.
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Post by ppbbllt on Aug 13, 2018 11:24:10 GMT
this is fine. austria just does that sometimes. tell him to let hungary rest
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 18, 2018 19:15:26 GMT
> Scream mindlessly at Austria like a moron. POLAND: KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-  ow O> your head hurts O> You wake up... somewhere. Why is everything gold? It hurts your eyes. |
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bluh bluh complete arse
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Post by bluh bluh complete arse on Aug 18, 2018 19:21:28 GMT
see if you can find anyone else around.
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Post by TheGamster99 on Aug 18, 2018 19:42:43 GMT
Explore this strange place.
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Post by EE89 on Aug 21, 2018 0:43:28 GMT
Try to into space.
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Post by :) on Nov 11, 2018 20:26:40 GMT
anythin just stop sittin around
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Nov 25, 2018 18:38:44 GMT
 Hello! Since this fanventure is now DEAD, I would like to show off my personal Polandball x Homestuck Discord Server! Features include: -Only like seven active members, we're all friendly -Too many inside jokes/memes including: melon thief, OH JA, shhh enjoy -A Polandball x Homestuck text roleplay called TIMELINE JUNCTION to read that's over a thousand pages long >WARNING: Roleplay contains death and suffering, is really edgy but also very fun -Edgy Polandball AU called BROKEN AXIS that has almost a hundred pages of content >WARNING: Broken Axis is edgy as hell, has edgy but lovable characters and pirates If any of this suits you, please follow the following link: discord.gg/3rcmyte |
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