paprikaDuelist: ausztria keepsz szendinf nudesz guyszzz halp CAN into space: what *looks at česko*: send proof or it nie happen *looks at slovensko*: Please do not paprikaDuelist: n paprikaDuelist: nem paprikaDuelist: wttf paprikaDuelist: hey lengyelország bring jézuszz here pleaszfding CAN into space: cannotintospacebar,kurwa CAN into space: cannotintobringjezusnow *looks at slovensko*: Just blocking he if being creep paprikaDuelist: of did butt he juszt goi to mt house insztead *looks at česko*: dobre, that suuuupeeeer creepy CAN into space: butyouhaverestrainingorderfor? paprikaDuelist: it exxopired *looks at slovensko*: Order can expire? *looks at česko*: no think that can happen potatofucker: who potatofucker: who fucking change name CAN into space: wassleepinglastnightandhaveweirddream potatofucker: ok so not anschluss bait aš noriu mirti: NO ONE cares, partition yourself. CAN into space: kurwa *looks at slovensko*: I am thinking it Slovensko. *looks at česko*: bitch it was litva aš noriu mirti: fuck you. not potatofucker: there, now is fixed nordic: hello, would all wanting play game?! paprikaDuelist: igen! aš noriu mirti: shut up. paprikaDuelist: fucking off not potatofucker: what game CAN into space: oh,isgame? CAN into space: whatgame? nordic: its called drumrooooooooooooooollllllllllll aš noriu mirti: ... aš noriu mirti: tell name of game ALREADY. *looks at slovensko*: Wait, is Sims? *looks at česko*: sims sucks *looks at slovensko*: Ne, vy sucks! aš noriu mirti: both shutting fucking up. nordic: it is called... not potatofucker: tell now! nordic: sbird! paprikaDuelist: that szoundsz sztupisdd aš noriu mirti: aš thinking that too nordic: ei, is very fun! nordic: saksamaa tell me to play with EVERYONE! CAN into space: niemcy,huh? nordic: jah! aš noriu mirti: FINE, only play because of nothing elsing doing. not potatofucker: me two! CAN into space: soundingfun,intoplay! paprikaDuelist: szurre am playsz *looks at slovensko*: okay, then we all play! *looks at česko*: fiiiiiiine. nordic: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nordic: okay here is download links, need download both!!!!!!!!!!!! nordic: www.sbirdthegame.il/download/sbirdCLIENT nordic: www.sbirdthegame.il/download/sbirdSERVER
Well, that sounds like a good time!
But it was anything but a good time.
You quickly start the downloads, the worse mistake of your life. It only takes a few moments before the download is finished, much to your surprise. But you should get breakfast before you check this out!
A last meal, of sorts.
You make yourself some eggs with bits of sausage mixed in, and get some kisiel to wash it down with.
Oh, if only you could go back.
After finishing breakfast and dealing with the dishes, you return to your room.
Go back to the start.
You eagerly stare at the screen.
Completely oblivious to the future pain and suffering that this hell of a game will bring.
Hm, it appears you can choose a player to serve you, and a player to be your client!
A quick scroll down the list confirms that there are other countries playing this game, but their names and flags have not loaded yet, so you are only able to select one of the six at the top.
Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 4, 2018 20:53:55 GMT
> Lithuania as your server player because he is glorious Polska clay.
Lithuania is now your server player.
> Choose Hungary.
That leaves Hungary to be your client.
You are now the CHAINMASTER.
You see that everyone else has quickly completed the chain.
You serve Hungary, who serves Czech Republic, who serves Slovakia, who serves Estonia, who serves Latvia, who serves Lithuania, who serves you.
It also looks like that there are other chains forming from other countries, which leaves you a bit confused to exactly how many players there are participating here.
A rushed and messy entry into the MEDIUM later, you are on your PLANET.
Highlights of you entry involve Lithuania building you a tower that requires climbing an unsecured ladder to get up to, weird monsters, warnings of imminent meteors, an ominous countdown of 24 hours, and this weird flashing orb thing which you sacrificed a bottle of wodka to.
Also, your planet smells like shit.
You only have your trusty plunger, but Lithuania has promised you more weapons later.
Unfortunately, your computer and entire desk got wrecked when a strange device was placed on top, so you just have to hope that Hungary is fine.
You're confident that she can handle this.
Oh, hi Hungary!
She appears to either be dead, or extremely unconscious.
Based off the angry breathing, you guess that she is alive.
Post by 101nightshade101 on Nov 25, 2018 18:38:44 GMT
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